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Wanted: Nanny with Switchblade

We care not tuppence if you wax your pubes, Still not a farthing if you lance your warts; Your brolly armed must come when in the tubes To hack each penguin sticking out its shorts; No floating on a cloud near Smoggy Town; No spooning sucrose in a toy teacup; No laughing boobs on ceilings upside down; No sliding ass on railings down or up; Nor yet a "su-per-ca-li-fra-gil-is- tic-ex-pi-a-li-do-cious" ever sing, Or backwards "do-cious-a-li-ex-pi-lis- tic-fra-gil-ca-li-rep-us" ever wing; And with us children bonded to the rich, Pitch Mummy's credit cards enclosed with "***CENSORED***." January 12, 2022 Sonnet (English) (Shakespearean)

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