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Vacation Nation

or The Friday Nights When the Lites Get Lit in Georgia "The newly released 2019 Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) Surveillance Report by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found: 2.5 million reported cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis, the three most commonly reported STDs in 2019; A nearly 30% increase in these reportable STDs between 2015 and 2019; The sharpest increase in cases of syphilis among newborns (i.e., congenital syphilis), nearly quadrupling between 2015 and 2019." In Dixie all us kin, like your John Doe, On one vacation go each Friday night To liquored up git so's to hump a h*, Or any other kinfolk just as tight-- Why, Friday last yet durin' each bar fight, Ol' Granny Moo (my latest one true flame) Got off agin with Pa who lost his sight, Along with Ma and ev'ry what's-his-name-- As well as Gipper 'tween each football game, Whose pee-pee rised up stiff though paralyzed Since tackled by "Dick" King from Noter Dame, That virgin little leaguer right despised-- What with his full inheritin' the town When Granny ate his daddy's dick straight down. Dedicated with Respect for syphilitic newborns; little leaguers severely injured, paralyzed, or dead; and disadvantaged children failing to inherit a private education, a Harvard diploma, and the ownership of the destitute and the working class Rhyme/Spenserian Sonnet January 19, 2022 "My Favorite Vacation in Rhyme" Poetry Contest L Milton Hankins

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