Please Hold

“Thank you for calling….” Is what’s trained to be said But when they get irate and lewd I feel like hanging up instead. This person’s always right, that person’s never wrong. Mr boss sir, your breath is oh so strong! they’re mean and crass, just downright rude I might just be naughty and get the big boss sued. I give picture perfect smiles, the really artificial Kind Welcome and please come again, you just died ten times in my mind Just got off the last call and I don’t mean to be crude But goodbye till tomorrow, the next complaint I’ll elude A Collaboration With Stephanie Allen/Niketa McKenzie/Sean Solomon