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Ode To Jan - Queen of Poop

Jan's humourous submissions About human emissions Are tastefully turned into verses. If we suffered those things That digestion brings We'd need lost of visits from nurses. Now Jan's let us know That we all have to go And she don't mean to heaven or hell But places at home Where we sit on our throne And hope that we don't leave a smell. If you took Jan apart You will find a big heart She humours us with every caper I can't put down more, As it's been quite a chore To write this on clean toilet paper.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 3/11/2017 12:13:00 PM
Very fitting humorous ode to Jan!
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Ray Gridley
Date: 3/11/2017 2:16:00 PM
Thanks Agnes!
Date: 3/3/2017 7:58:00 AM
Love your wit and ode to Jan Ray! (Hope you used 3 ply whilst writing the poem, lol!)~Che :)
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Ray Gridley
Date: 3/5/2017 9:25:00 AM
Ha ha, Che. I should have checked if it was 3 ply, but I was on a roll.
Date: 3/3/2017 6:28:00 AM
Love this, Ray! To Jan and all who sit on their throne!! Long live the poop! For without it we suffer! LOL...huge "relieved" smile
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Ray Gridley
Date: 3/5/2017 9:23:00 AM
Haha Kim, glad you got some relief.
Date: 3/3/2017 6:25:00 AM
ha ha ha absolutely hilarious ... I now try to find humour in what ever life throws at me and it usually ends up in poetry form now:-)I wear my Queen of Poop rhinestone Crown with pride but I don't think Flo would be happy if I had it on display in the throne room lol:-) will add this to my faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/5/2017 9:22:00 AM
Thanks Jan. Haha, go with the Flo.