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Ner ni ner ni ner ner

Don’t cross me, cos I’ve got no boundaries
I’ll shout you down, and I’ll do it loudly 
Got my balls from an iron foundry
Ner ni ner ni ner ner

Shush your mush with your blah blah dumb stuff
I’ve got brains that’ll knock your lump off
I’m the business, you’re the bumfluff
Ner ni ner ni ner ner 

Call me names and I’ll call your number
Watch your back now, never slumber
I’m gonna own you - Ooh! Let’s rhumba!
Ner ni ner ni ner ner 



12 Feb 2019
NB: Don’t worry - written purely for fun!

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Rhona McFerran

Date: 2/20/2019 10:45:00 PM

Bwahahaha! LOVE and FAV this!! ;D Great fun, my friend... and I think you've started a trend with "bumfluff"- don't be surprised if we ALL steal that one! ;)

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/21/2019 1:38:00 AM

Haha thank you Rhona, you are welcome to steal my bumfluff!!

Geoffrey Brewer

Date: 2/18/2019 4:54:00 PM

I meant ‘tried’(Text strikes again)

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/18/2019 4:58:00 PM

Yep, betcha running scared lol! Oh I had HUGE problems writing ner ni ner ni ner ner but my phone learnt it by the end and would even helpfully suggest the next ner or ni for me!

Geoffrey Brewer

Date: 2/18/2019 4:51:00 PM

You put the wind up me, Ner ni ner ni ner ner! (Predictive text true to make a mess of that)

CayCay Jennings

Date: 2/13/2019 7:53:00 PM

You've cracked me up - especially when I imagine you reciting this aloud with full emphasis going on. Let it out, that aggression, I can see your hands up and your feet dancing, mitts false jabbing while your verbal lashings hit hard. What fun! We should volley fight banter back and forth on a poem, we're both good at silly-serious fighting. Enjoyed this, Nina. All the best ... CayCay

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/14/2019 12:43:00 AM

Yes! We should do that! We could do hilarious “ so bad it’s good” banter! The last line was originally “rats in your kitchen, frogs in your jumper”... which I thought was marvellously lame but I wasn’t sure if everyone would know whT a jumper was! (A sweater - hey if you were a farmer you could twin it with wellies!) x

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 2/13/2019 4:32:00 PM

OK, this has got to win a prize for Best Title Ever! I'm going to have to use 'bumfluff' now (is that British lingo or did you make it up?)

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/13/2019 4:40:00 PM

Kinda wrote it as therapy, life was feeling a little serious! The ner ni ners felt gooood! Bumfluff! Yes! Obviously it could just be fluff in your bum (butt).. but we also use it as a term for beard stubble! Good word, innit? Use it three times and it’s yours lol!

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/13/2019 1:51:00 AM

You sound like one tough lady, Nina. If I were a fella, I'd back off and give you space. Ner ni ner ni ner ner :) Hugs, Carolyn

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/13/2019 1:55:00 AM

Ha, hope you can tell I’m a pussy cat really - just playing a part for fun! Ner ner ;-)

JAN ALLISON

Date: 2/12/2019 3:56:00 PM

lol made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/13/2019 1:56:00 AM

I find a quick ner ni ner very therapeutic! If I’m stuck, I just repeat my name very quickly lol!

ilene bauer

Date: 2/12/2019 2:27:00 PM

ha! your refrain made me laugh, nina!

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/13/2019 1:57:00 AM

3 ner ni ners a day is good for the soul Ilene! Thank you! ;-)

Maureen McGreavy

Date: 2/12/2019 1:11:00 PM

Giggles... Galore. ;D xomo <3

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/12/2019 1:18:00 PM

Teehee glad you liked this one! ;-)

Nick Trim

Date: 2/12/2019 11:10:00 AM

Bumflufff ha ha ha ha what a funnyline, i'm going to remember that one lol brilliant, for slams you have to go infant, use childish instruments and huff and puff in their gruffy faces, strut and put em in their places, where waste lives, disgraces lol

Nina Parmenter
Date: 2/12/2019 12:29:00 PM

Yeah I think I hit the infantile bit and that’s it! I’m struggling to recreate those glory days when I used to write lyrics for House of Pain... ah that was good craic. (I was Irish in those days too.)

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