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My Puppy Ate The Christmas Tree

( My Puppy Ate The Christmas Tree )

My puppy ate the Christmas tree, the wildest sight I ever seen
She enjoyed fruit and vegetables, anything that is green
I came home from work that day, as the sun was setting
The snow was falling lightly, cold is what it was getting

I came home through the front door, and to my surprise
The Christmas tree wasnt there, not even a disguise
Nothing else was out of place, no papers on the floor
The glass of milk still sat there, that I bought from the store

I gazed in the kitchen, under pans and behind ceramic beetles
No signs of the tall spruce, no ornaments or needles
The garage was treeless also, it really made no sense
Then there in the pantry, my jaw dropped with suspense

My puppy sat there slurping, with branches out her mouth
There was pieces of ornaments, that were facing south
Tinsel in her matted fur, a mess for all to see
That year I wont forget, my puppy ate the Christmas tree

© Gregory Paul 11/11/2019

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 11/15/2019 8:09:00 PM
Look on the positive side, pine scented puppy poops sounds good enough to me . . . ; )
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Gregory Paul
Date: 11/15/2019 8:15:00 PM
Lol true very true. Thanks for reading this
Date: 11/12/2019 3:04:00 AM
And they say goats eat anything!
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Gregory Paul
Date: 11/12/2019 4:08:00 AM
lol. Our puppy is 6 months old and has ate my wifes phone charger, computer charger and important papers just in the past 2 weeks
Date: 11/11/2019 5:46:00 PM
What super imagery Gregory I can just imagine the chaos caused by a puppy or cat. Hugs Jan xx
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Gregory Paul
Date: 11/11/2019 5:52:00 PM
thanks Jan. I enjoyed doing this one :)