Gran's Last Message
GRAN’S LAST MESSAGE
Seems smelly old Gran wrote a note before she died the second time, it was found on her when the army picked up all the dead Zombies up off our street, it reads as follows:
YUK UM DA HA CHEB LOK UM EM DAF, FAH YUM DOM DEFFO KAM, NUM YO,
YOM YUM DIM WIT, NOM BIF NIE NOS BUG WAH
Lovely, just how am I suppose to understand that, a thought crossed my mind to go across the street and see the last Zombie standing who was hiding in his potting shed, called Fred, I took a baseball bat just in case he was hungry like. I could see him shuffling around in the shed, so I just chucked the note in through the broken window and waited for a result.
Out of the shed came a very loud . . .
HA HA HA, HA HA HA, HA HA HA
Come on, I wasn’t expecting that, what’s so funny like, Fred chucked out the now amended note back out through the broken window and turned away chuckling to himself . . .
It read . . .
There was once a time you were my one and only favourite Gran child, but: not now after you threw me out to those flamin’ Zombies, now you will never know where I have hidden my will, tough boobies
Ooops . . .
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
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