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From My Lips To Santa's Ears

What’s Up Santa, I hope you’ve been well It’s been twelve months since we’ve spoken and I’ve something to tell For the past year I’ve been feeling so alone Yearning for someone to call my own The streets here are littered with wonderful loving pairs Cuddling and snuggling everywhere I must confess, I get madly depressed Especially, this time of year So I’m telling you my desire, no hesitation, no fear In hopes that you’ll bring me some Christmas cheer. I know this might sound crazy please don’t think that I’m a brat But what I really really want for Christmas is a big fat kitty-cat Just a minute Santa, I heard a sound I need to check It’s coming from outside, I’ll be back in a sec Are you still with me Santa? Great, I thought you might have left Just took something I’ve always wanted but some might call it theft I try my best to keep control and avoid other’s property But just the sight of a big fat cat brings out the animal in me I won’t lie to you Santa I knew who was at the door That sexy purr and soft touch on wood announced this guest before She seemed tired of plain dairy, So I offered some chocolate milk I like them fat and hairy Smooth and slick as silk Even though she is my neighbor’s cat, she still wound up in my bed And I love it how she likes to play with my little head But after all the fun is done, I wake up all alone Which is why I need a big fat cat, for my very own Santa, buddy, don’t get me wrong. The fling with me and that big fat cat, hasn’t been that long. If I had my very own, then all this prowling would be done. I swear to put my pride aside, no more one nights just for fun. Yes, I know I’ve been naughty but I’ve also been nice Consider this for a good cause How merry would your Christmas be without sweet Mrs. Clause I need you Santa, please grant my wish, All I ask is that. This Christmas day, you’ll send my way A very big fat cat. December 11,2017

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Date: 12/12/2017 5:01:00 AM
This is fabulous! What a great poem. Thank you for the morning chuckle.
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Date: 12/13/2017 9:51:00 AM