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I took a pill in the morning
for a discrete rendezvous
Then another that evening
just before my date fell through

You know I must have been dreaming
cause she showed up out of the blue
At least I thought she was poking fun
when she said how something felt new

Oh it's sad but true

Now all the fellas are jealous
since I'm packing heat for two
And all their ladies they love me
cause they've seen the tricks I can do

I just assumed she was satisfied
as the bond between us grew
Yet her inbox is still not full
and I'm stuffing it into my shoe

It's sad but true
Oh if you only knew

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Date: 9/19/2016 4:56:00 PM
Love the humour here Ryan the title pulled me in and I wasn't disappointed!:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/22/2016 2:13:00 PM
Entertaining and witty! You have a way with words, Ryan:) I'll have to return to these lyrics when the sound on my computer has been repaired. Regards // paul
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Date: 6/14/2016 1:45:00 AM
This is what we call an amazing audio.....
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Date: 5/29/2016 8:52:00 PM
Awesome audio Ryan
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Date: 5/26/2016 11:44:00 AM
you rock with this one, i smile at the thought of her inbox, ryan... sing on!..huggs
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Date: 5/22/2016 1:30:00 AM
How did you make this a song? Cool!
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Date: 5/19/2016 5:29:00 PM
Love the audio, it really adds to the poem. Absolutely fantastic. : )
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Date: 5/20/2016 8:59:00 AM
Thanks Mark! :D
Date: 5/18/2016 10:18:00 PM
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Date: 5/18/2016 11:02:00 PM
Cheers CT! Thanks for listening :)