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Hello Sailor

Sailing solo is unsafe
and it's not much fun
one winds up talking to oneself
before the day is done
but a bad day on the water
or so someone said
beats a good day at the office
(and I would know)
snug in my bunk bed
so gentlemen here's a tip for you
as all good sailors do
(when they want to wee believe you me)
remain seated throughout the performance
when you go to the head (loo) or WC

Thinking About Sgt Pepper's

One of my favorite album covers in which I like best 
Includes some famous actresses like Marilyn Monroe and Mae West 
Some very famous male Actors it also yields 
Like, Marlon Brando, Huntz Hall and W.C. Fields 
Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, and Bette Davis are also there 
And so is Johhny Weissmuller, Oscar Wilde and Fred Astaire 
There's the British Prime Minister- Robert Peel and Hindu Guru- Swami Sri 
And there's Sonny Liston but there is no Mohammed Ali 
There's Lenny Bruce and Bob Dylan and others you might know 
And of course, the famous poet- "Edgar Allen Poe" 
You'd have to be good to recognize them all 
But it's easy to find- John, Goerge, Ringo, and Paul

Poet's a To Z Aloud No 20 X 20

WC Williams 

upon
          this
                  page
                  just
                  as
WCW
          did
                  with
                  her 'reply'
to
his
      'just
                  to
                        say'
matter
        of fact
                    so every
                      day
a
note
          husband
                  to wife
can
        become
                      so well
                      read

Upon My Throne

UPON MY THRONE
A humorous ending.

I sit upon my throne, a lonely king. 
What will I say, this day, to me did bring - 
Happiness, more loneliness, more wealth 
or poverty? 
I sit upon my throne, a king in slings. 

I sit upon my throne, a king alone. 
Here where I sit, I do not have a phone. 
If I loudly shouted, not a soul would 
hear my words 
As I sit here alone upon my throne. 

I am the king of all my realms I see. 
There is no one in my throne room but me. 
I’m the king of my throne seat and you know, it’s 
kind of neat – 
Oh, well, I’m done -this bathroom now is free. 

W.C. Hull © 2004-2022-068 (A)

The Pill

It was the pill the doctor had said so
To take it near the toilet and away you’ll go
So I sat with pill in  my hand
With a glass of water at my ready command

So I took it and there was a gurgling sound
As I ran a away to the toilet bound
And I sat on the throne for 20 minutes flat
Whilst playing Annie Laurie on the organ so loudly at that

There was some painting around the WC
That took a while to clean well you see
So I rang the doctor who enquired from me
Had his mother’s Austrian recipe worked so beautifully.

© Paul Warren Poetry

Poem To Fix At the Door of Wc

Who here
        rests,
        must have
        specific dose
        of a thing
        that doesn't smell
        of Rose...
        That one who
         here it is proposed
        doing prose,
        must before
        of any
        thing, have the 
        closet door ... close
        closed ...!

October

Octobers are made of
Halloween Moons,
children in costumes 
trick or treating,
carmel apples, hay rides 
down country roads,
bonfires with close friends,
smells of pumpkin spices,
orange ,red, and brown
leaves crunch underfoot,
and the crisp breeze of fall
This is my October

Wc:44
Contrest: October in 45 words or less
Sponsor Caren Krutsinger
Date 10/3/2019

Wc

telling her i
need to do
some paper work
i close the door

a half
an hour after
i hear a rapping
on my chamber door

i yell

occupied

Imaginatively Conceived

character
language
    episodes
    of
    reminicences
of
imaginative
validity,   
     a new
     dimension
envisioned
     things
     not ideas-
knowable
world,
    things in
    the particular
that
flutter
     into life..
..awhile

inspired by WC W epic Paterson

Madeira - An Island of Beauty

This years holiday took us to Madeira
an island of exquisite beauty so rare
having a history rolling back decades
raising its inhabitants looking so fair

Columbus himself stepped on this land
before heading west, America to find
UK's war leader Churchill came to paint
loving the peaceful place W.C. signed

The capital Funchal truly majestic
a city with its own story centre
three dimensional shown all its history
richly blessed what could be better?

This island has indeed such a nice climate
throughout the year its warmth varies little
making its tourism of such high regard
it's an important priority no matter how brittle

The mountains and greenery so luscious
looking down on its boisterous sea
as well as its winds which do vary
even the aeroplane bows to freely agree

What a picture this land paints
with all its wine, fish and its fruit
all this excellence must be tasted
such richness grows at its very root

(Reflections of a recent holiday spent on the lovely island of Madeira near Portugal.)

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Ode To the World Cup

The world has discovered it's coveted holy grail
To Jules Rimet we honour let the football feast set sail.
Countries unite and teams take flight to a designated host nation
Little kids feed off this passion they tune-in with eager motivation.

Anticipation even before any ball is kicked or flicked
Back pages with fake news has our minds playing tricks.
Will he start will he not toys yanked from the cot
What's more at least we are entertained somewhat.

It takes us away from the 9-5 the same old mundane
Propels us into a four year galaxy the game beautifully insane.
From the old to the young the whole world will celebrate
Sole-stomping satisfaction our diverse planet will vibrate.

There will be scandals, errors, misdemeanours all documented
There will amazing goals, tricks, bad refereeing decisions all commentated.
What a beautiful notion thought of by that man Mr. Rimet
Implanting the WC in our lives from 1930 to present day.

Don'T Worry About It

Snap crackle pop's not my cereal sound anymore
Now that's how I sound getting up off the floor

It's not new if I'm up at the crack of dawn
For an emergency journey to the John
 
I get a new wart or spot every day
I've now abandoned watching what I say

Though not W.C. Fields to any degree
I did say, "Go away son you bother me!"

I can come off as a little cranky I guess
I am a bit coarse and grumpy I confess

But if you think that I'm too brazen or bold
Don't worry about it I'm just getting old!

- the Poet and Friend, Theresa Marie Wc -

Theresa Marie WC

When words seem poor and you can not find peace
If the birds stop building nests in spring

Precious memories caresses with grief
We know that a flower in a beautiful garden can die

Each friend you meet in life, is born under a star
The strength, warmth, dreams and questions

Someone who always has a special part of your life
A battle to succeed when everything seems so useless

Deeper than the ocean, two souls who shared a friendship
Your birth in heaven will be a beautiful and caring angel

Gathered in a lifecycle perspective to say goodbye
A dear heart, rest in peace Theresa









20.08.2016
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Fastest Limerick Man In the West

Fastest Limerick Man in the West


There was a young man was always up for test
Produced great limericks that rhymed the very best
Some said he had wrote stupor
or maybe had great humor
He definitely stole funnies from the west.

Written: Nov. 17, 2015
Theresa WC

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