Sphincter Muscle Poems - Poems about Sphincter Muscle

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in......

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...Silence reigns supreme in my reich No don (except me) doth trumpet within the aborted barren reach of freedoms within expansive realm, I annexed courtesy manifest destiny, which peoples now in......

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...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......

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...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... today – late morning of November 4th 2022 sudden onset experienced whereby whooshing waste naturally flushed out ala mine body electric performed co......

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...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... The earliest recollection with lower gastrointestinal eruptions, viz psychosomatic induced distress occurred when yours truly quite a young lad, w......

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...Approximately three plus days elapsed... without yours truly experiencing urge to defecate Neither bloating nor constipation arose, but one nondescript anguished logophile anticipated intestina......

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...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck inapropos poetic material what the heck more unbearable than crick in neck shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?. Spasmodi......

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...Xxvi+ marriage anniversary (mine) recalls first disastrous date with future missus approximately waltzing matt tilde two dozen plus years ago Tex Mex Connection 201 E Walnut Street North ......

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...Yet upon another reflexive routine dash skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened with idea praising basic vital functions aware requisite elimination of liquid and/or solid waste any obstruction d......

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...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome... Rear lee if ever suffices as an apt poetic title amidst bookish canon - while this writer (similar to other aspirants in their respective creative p......

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...**** lies zing constipation nothing to poo poo about, cuz when bedeviled by colorectal obstruction without wasted doubt, that malodorous, malevolent malady analogous......

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...Mine Nightmare With Social Anxiety,... Now Mostly Purged Decades removed when body electric felt tortured reverberated, and quaked with MegaDeath repercussions tattooing, piercing, foisting, ......

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