Pg Poems

Keep It Handy: Pg 13

There was a beautiful girl called Mandy 
Barman Andy loved mixing her Shandy 
He did strange cocktails 
Topped with frothy ales 
She blew off his foam, to sip the Brandy


A Funny Limerick - Make me Laugh Poetry Contest
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Categories: pg, allusion, drink, fun,
Form: Limerick

The Midwife Pg 1 Continue of Tater and Junebug

Mame Blackwell, small light-skinned woman with harsh gray eyes.
That told a grave story of her encounters with death and hardship.

The edge of her mien was sharpened by the blade of the wicked and taken grip.
And her spirit for life was drained years ago, and her tears have long since dried up.

She had a stern manner

Categories: pg, heartbroken,
Form: Narrative

The Midwife Pg 2 Continue Tater and Junebug

And her beloved son grew alongside her like clinging vines.
During the capitulation of the Old South.
The era of a bitter drouth.

They lived hopefully from her skills as a midwife.
And though some days were gruesome for her they were perfect days.
When they were together in their strife.
She found joy and paradise in his existence.
In their blissful

Categories: pg, heartbroken,
Form: Narrative

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The Midwife Pg 3 Continue From Tater and Junebug

In her heart, she knew the truth.
And its nefarious root.
In a raging storm of wrath.
And, so she took the wrong path.

"Mame Blackwell," he said.
A shiny Eagle in her hand he laid.
"My wife is in need."
"I beg that you do heed."
"She screams out your name."
"And boast of your fame."
The baby is twisting her inner"
And the light

Categories: pg, heartbroken,
Form: Narrative

Holes and Pantie Holes Rated Pg

If you've a hole in the roof you'll see clouds
a hole in your plane you'll be kissing ground
but if your panties have holes
sensitive bits may just show
and you'll be working the wrong side of town

Categories: pg, clothes, corruption,
Form: Limerick

Unpleasant Bruises To a Pg Pic

Here she come in a cloud of rage.

Categories: pg, art, aubade, word play,
Form: Rhyme

I'M a R Rated Lyric Trapped In a Pg Song

The preachers all preaching tell me boy 
Don't go making waves 
Just listen to us and behave and believe
Every word that we say
Don't start no trouble don't take no chances
Just live your life safe
Don't ask too many questions . . . 
Or you might have to really live by faith
.
Well I see em saying one

Categories: pg, corruption, faith, funny, humor,
Form: Lyric

Pg Plus Plus

If we end up meeting
It will have to be in public
I can't take that risk
     Of me and you alone

If we meet in private
I can see you as we see us
Giving me the biggest hug
Putting your lips on mine in that sensual manner
Holding me tighter, our bodies getting tighter and harder
Then

Categories: pg, desire, sensual,
Form: Free verse

Pg 13 Psycho Chick

this chick i met at the store one day trying to sell me a jar or raspberry jam.
She said i looked familar.I said she looked familiar to
Elementary school.Third grade.Mrs brown was are teacher.
This girl always sat alone during lunch and at reccess .
Never had i realized how pretty she was so i asked her out

Categories: pg, crazy, farewell, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse

Rated Pg 13

His Flawless Ways Ate
Her To The Bone; Crazy,
Delisous Like: Coco~
Puffs.

She Craves Him Like;
A Dog In Heat,
Firery Hot.

Prowling, Scouerring; 
Around Her Lushious
Meat, Like: A Wild
Hog On His Knee's.

As If It Were Her 
Last Contained
Victium, Caged;
I Leave Here,
Rated PG-13.










Entered in true diminished hexeverse contest
Sponsored by; David Williams

Categories: pg, fantasy, food, love, mystery,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree Not Rated Pg

I've missed you honey.

The kids are not home.

I can't wait until you're home.

So that we can get busy.

So that you can rock around,

The Christmas tree with me.



I've got mistletoe all over me.

Come on honey let's play,

All over the house! My holly berries,

Are filled with juice so,

Come on ,you fun loving man,

We can play all night

Categories: pg, holiday, husband, life, love,
Form: Rhyme

Confounding Problem! (Pg Rated)

Mind not dense as neutron star
Stil feel like I'm in hot tar!

What a sticky situation
Under pressure of masterbation

Do I really need release?
Father forgive me please!

Be accountable; make it stop
Then I with glee can hop!

Categories: pg, angst
Form: Couplet

Not Pg

Ok, this is not PG
Babe
I am so BURSTING

I don't want to be illegal
but I want to break the rules

Love, I am tiring of being your best friend
I know this would upset you
but won't you please, PLEASE
upset me

If I pick a fight with you
will you have make up sex with me?

I fantasize about you
in every imaginal

Categories: pg, husband, wife,
Form: ABC