Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
...The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The...
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old english sheepdog, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks V
...Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)
To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has been baiting
Scaring duckie...
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old english sheepdog, 7th grade, animal, cute,
Form: Limerick
Animal Activist
...ANIMAL ACTIVIST
Union activist actually – Animal Branch, dude.
My union buddies are thinking it‘s intolerably rude
To have penguin members thrown fish - an insult.
It should be poli...
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Categories:
old english sheepdog, funnydog, water, dog, water,
Form: Couplet