N Poems

Jack N' Jim

She's got nerve,
Calling him a boozer
Sittin' next to him
She feels like such a loser
When He's been drinkin'
She'll give that boy a wack
He likes his Jim
But he don't know jack

I heard they got married
Bout a year ago
Figured to elope
I think the story goes
She thought, "What a Man"
As they wrestled in the sack
Yes The boy likes his

Puff-n-Stuff

I've smoked Panama Red

And some Panama Gold

I've smoked Panama bought

And some Panama sold

I've choked down all the Brown

Coughing up an Owie!

I've Sparked life from fat bowels

Of sweet Maui Wowie

No Ghanja is better

No Sensi is sweeter

Friggin' THC count

'Soff the friggin' meter!

B I N G O

I caught me a Dingo
I named that dog Bingo
He was no more than three

He watched o'er my nippers
And fetched me my slippers
What a good dog was he

One day while out walking
I heard people talking 
They were talking 'bout we

"Look at you and that dog"
"That cur smells like a hog"
"You should set that mutt free"

"Since you've

Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese

“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know,
Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.”
Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these,
It looks like a wheel, but it is, in fact, cheese.”

“It’s normally cut into portions to sell
Whoever mislaid it will be mad as hell.”
Rum said, “Are you saying this

Rum n Raisin 18 - One Rainy Day

“I’m so very bored,” Raisin said with a frown
“Me too,” said Rum, “but with rain pouring down,
It’s not like we get to go out for some fun.”
Raisin said, “Will this rain ever be done?”

Sat on the window sill, tail swinging slow
Rum said, “Dear sister, I really don’t know.”
Raisin leapt up to sit next to her

G H I J K L M N O P Q R

granite gargoyles in Greg’s garden
happily high-fived handshake that hardened
Introducing indigenous iris to Illinois
jubilantly jiggling their midwestern joy
kings of the garden we are, said the giant gargoyle
laughing and loving their role, they spit into the soil
most of the fey rolled their eyes at the two
nay said a petunia troll, unsure what he could do
outstandingly confident said

L M N O P

lively little lovely lithe lambs
merrily milling around Marty’s Milwaukee
nibbling nutty Nabisco nuggets
outstandingly joyful and childlike
prancing prettily like playful petite ponies

b o n f i r e

Beautiful bonfire
Orange feverish flames
Notable memories
Fireside confidences and conversations
Illustrious shooting flames of oranges
Restful meditative ambiance unseen in other places
Excited campers singing songs in unison

T A N K A defined SHOW then TELL

Haiku in English a strict 5/7/5
the most difficult to contrive
Tanka adds a couplet 7/7
show then tell the poetic leaven

L M N O P

Lively little lucky Lucy Lulu
Manages milk cows who cannot moo
Noting Nor a Nebraska Gnu
Overseeing the ornery ocean blue
Providing pike for little Lucy Lulu

D N A, M N R A '

D o
N otation
A ggregation

V irology
I ntruiging
R rescearch
O pening 
L itmus 
O n
G ene
Y eild

L eading
U niversity
C onceptualiser

M aking
O bservatation
N arrating
T transmission
A ctually
G rappling
I ntensivly
N ew
E ra
R researcher

T-A-L-E-N-T

The T in talent are pieces of tampered glass
Subjugated under capitalism,
And meticulously carving out worthlessness
  on the talented's carcass.

The A stands for all the crumbs of appreciation 
You collect along your way, feeding your right and just pride
Humbled by a dilemmatic correlation 
  of efforts and proudness.

The L is tricky, which maybe the love 
Or

j u n k y a r d

Jolly good time
Under the railroad tracks
Never know what you might find
Kalidescope of possibilities
You accumulate a pile of goodies
Alchemists would be jealous
Relishing my variety of dubious choices
Delightful place to find treasure, car parts, used gum

e u, u n, are done'

Weep and wail..You who are not a kingdom.' Yet who would
Rule as God.! Setting a throne on high..Yet it is a toilet in
The eyes of The One True God ' He has placed you on notice.' And you will be abased.!! Those who are women 
Yet swagger as men shall stagger.' Sores will be their

N The two Great Commandment

Besides believing what Eternal God has revealed

We must keep his law

The 2 Great Commandments that contain the whole law of Eternal God are

1st you will love the Divine Lord Your God with your whole heart

With your whole soul

With your whole mind

And with your whole strength

2nd is you will love your neighbor as yourself

To love Eternal

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