Mp Poems - Poems about Mp

...A busy Friday afternoon Exploding plane, but not an exploding cigar, as days of fun have long since gone. The Byzantine Empire never left Russia, either that or they were incapable of keeping se......Read the rest...

...got what he wanted at my expense. Said crack fast talking hacker and scammer pulled figurative wool over my eyes going incognito and speaking a clipped English mien his disguise. He appeare......Read the rest...

...Look Nigel, Boris and Dave are all climbing out of the cave No longer keen to be an MP - they’d rather freak-out at a rave! The Commons have driven them sickly So they’re clearing their desks rath......Read the rest...

...or The Stages Set for Grief "What you sow, I reap -- after I fu*k it over." -- a grossly obese Grim Reaper yet of an appetite greedy * * * Close listen to the tick-tock of......Read the rest...

...Six Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my MP had for free A partridge with all the trimmings. It didn’t come from Aldi On the second of Christmas my MP had on me Two vintage Cham......Read the rest...

.../? fju? ???rs g?n/ /? fju? m??r ?u?rs/ /ænd ?n?ð?r wi?k g?n/ /?u?r ju?? iz slipin ?wei in ju?slesn?s/ /wi m?ust t?im kænt st?p k?mpleinin ?v ?u?r fi?rs/ /mi?nw?il, ?u?r ?il?nd ?r in?ndeit wi? k?......Read the rest...

...Avoid MP clan all influenza carries I'm antivirus......Read the rest...

...Sir John Thornhill in art had some skill Other ambitions he did desire becoming an MP&country squire......Read the rest...

...There once was a boy,who went to war, to fight for his country, to even the score. Fresh out of high school to learn a life craft, his life was diverted, caused by the draft. He did all his tra......Read the rest...

...Peter Possum had a nasty rep He was so white, he couldn't be hep He got him some brown paint Said, "I am what I ain't!" If he'd only unlearn that goose step Note: MP in the title s......Read the rest...

...The MP and the Gardener She works for an M.P. who claims expenses Gardener cuts grass, digs ponds and mends fences The MP gets much more than he really needs The gardener digs a hole lovingly p......Read the rest...

...MP News in Hindi :- LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !! Lpg gas tanker reflex- sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh......Read the rest...

...I-n S-acred M-atrimony A-n E-ndlessL-ove & L-ets E-vangelical I-nstruction L-ast A-s G-od U-ses M-arriage A-dvancing W-edlock's I-mp ortant D-ecree Topic: Anniversary of Is......Read the rest...

...IF ever I had a country : L - LI L IF ever I had even in my dreams a country And if ever I dreamt I were the Minister of Defence I'd order every single soldier airman sailor or M.P. not......Read the rest...

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