Peter Possum had a nasty rep
He was so white, he couldn't be hep
He got him some brown paint
Said, "I am what I ain't!"
If he'd only unlearn that goose step
Note: MP in the title stands for Military Police
Categories:
mp, animal, color, satire,
Form: Limerick
The MP and the Gardener
She works for an M.P. who claims expenses
Gardener cuts grass, digs ponds and mends fences
The MP gets much more than he really needs
The gardener digs a hole lovingly plants seeds
The MP self isolates in a multi bed house
The gardener is starving living hand to mouth
The MP’s are saying we’re in it together
The gardener’s skint at the end of his tether
MP gets ten grand for laptops to work at home
The gardener starving so he takes a bank loan
Promises, promises were giving you a grant
You won’t actually get it, but it’s pointless to rant
Now if your self-employed we’ll promise more
But the money never leaves, the chancellor’s door
The MP eats steak and sips a glass of champagne
The gardener’s family’s cracking under the strain
The MP’s secretary. forced to use a laptop's screen
The gardener loses his house, but the grass is green
David Cox 22/04/20
Categories:
mp, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Ballad
MP News in Hindi :- LPG Gas Tanker Reversed… Sealed Area for Two Kilometers !!
Lpg gas tanker reflex-
sea. LPG gas tanker overturned last night on Deori road in Sagar district of Madhya Pradesh… It is being told that the tanker crashed due to fog in bad weather. The nozzle opened as the tanker overturned, causing gas to leak. As soon as the incident was known, the administration immediately sealed the Aria….
Team from Bina Refinery-
As soon as the incident was received, the administration has sealed the Aria for two kilometers from the tanker. At the same time the rescue team from Bina Refinery has started operation. People said that due to dew and fog, gas has spread in the field. The tanker is being monitored remotely. No one is being allowed to go near him. The two-kilometer area has been sealed. In the vicinity, profits are being made for not burning matches.
Categories:
mp, write,
Form: Vogon Poetry
A man who left his country
A man who left his ties
A man who left his duty
A man free
O the advantage of perceived death,
Of being remembered for something you were not
A martyr, an untrue character, an untrue man.
The man is found
The man is taken
The man is guilty
But of what?
Bereft of responsibility
A man is chained
A man empty of soul
A man called Stonehouse.
Categories:
mp, confusion, courage, lost, mystery,
Form: Free verse