Jacking Off Poems - Poems about Jacking Off

...Alexa is the devil in your room. Alexxxa knows when you’re jacking off again (third time in 3 hours) and will recommend a superior brand of body lotion that just went on sale, “Down 33% from the usua......

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...Ding The dryer just went off I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes Time to put my happy face on And leave for work Don’t forget to brush your gums With fluoride issued toothpaste and W......

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...Last evening I noticed another disconcerting Trump headline. This felt and smelled more like a deadline for disintegration than a lifeline, a bootstrap, if you will, toward integrity of health a......

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...stopped in a crowd didn't go with the flow a brief second lifted my head from the ground from the neon the chitty chat all the glitter and glow nonstop static from madison ave. from hollyw......

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...What have we become? We who used to sit in my bedroom listening to Beatles records on headphones. We spoke of the future. We planned our advance. How many cups of coff......

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...mr. hope & change is saddened again, as just a few weeks ago the nation mourned the deaths of those blown away in a movie theater, now a skinhead takes out 6 in a Wisconsin Sikh temple & yet the ref......

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...Magical Malediction of Exasperated Want, Passion Fruit splayed Eyes of the World Are Cumming For Christmas Charcoals And Incinerated House Hold Pets (Under Trees.) Have you Gotten y......

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