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Fiddlesticks
...There was a young man bought a pangolin but thought it was a mandolin to be played like a violin he tipped its scales 'til they creaked tweaked its tail so it squeaked and named the bow Anne Bo......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, animal, fun, humorous, music,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I cannot be trusted to walk
...I fell over a chair, a table and a TV Jabberwocky fiddlesticks, I am klutzy old me! Hit my head on the table, knocked myself out on the floor. I do not believe I can be trusted to walk any more.......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Potpourri of silly poems
...In most of my verse, my simple aim is just sorta to enter tame. Then, once inside ~ go completely hog wild ~ showing no reserve, showing absolutely no shame. "What do you think of m......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, giggle, poetry, silly, writing,
Form: Light Verse
Ever and After
...A dead world grew his flesh. Another world, one not yet born, is even now digging his grave. Cancer, that coat with reversible linings, gnawed at him like a hungry dog. This man, he knows his ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Matter of Heart, a Fable
...In the far-away land of Fiddlesticks, in the town of Balderdash, there lived a group of peaceful, loving Whatsits - a creature known to truly never ask a question of science, and would casually reac......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, analogy, care, conflict, encouraging,
Form: Prose



My Side of the Story
...On a particular subject let's cut the pallava. When volcanos erupt you must expect lava. Don't stand in its way Nature's laws to defy unless, of course, it's your intention to die. Let me add wit......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, environment, political, today,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Willow Wisp On High
...Hi, I'm Druzy, and I'm a big girl cuz I'm six I'm stuck inside today...Oh, FIDDLESTICKS!!! Mom said I can't go outside cuz it's raining I cried and she yelled, "Druzy, stop complaining!" Bored ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
It Was Never a Hoax
...Covid didn't like being labeled "just a hoax" So it took revenge on one who made sick jokes I don't wish him any harm But he won't buy the farm It seems his face is covered in rotten egg yolks ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, perspective,
Form: Limerick
Justice Behind Corpus
...No word “yes” and “no” Never revealed just a fiddlesticks Never clear and shouted “hang on a mo!” Emphasize public should demand to jurist For seeking one by one lines To avoid mourning foreve......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, humanity, metaphor, rights,
Form: Free verse
Ya Boo and Fiddlesticks
...Ya boo and fiddlesticks to the thorns of life and all that pricks. Ya boo, too, ye plutocrats who treat the rest like worthless rats. Fiddlesticks to ivory towers where boffins sport their men......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, discrimination, family, irony,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Fiddlesticks
... Just for calling fiddlesticks No one makes a sound Some deny the trick exists But evidence abounds Passion lights the smallest fire Blown by winds of rage All compete for just a......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, conflict, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Doctor Sneeze
...‘Send in the next patient please, and make it quick before I sneeze’, asked the Doctor, if you will, as he was almost always ill. His first patient was Arthur Lock, and he said ‘you know what ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, funny, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member January
...Just where have the weeks gone Another year has whizzed past No New Years resolution, I'd only break it Unless it’s to meet George Clooney Ah fiddlesticks he’s ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, celebrity, humorous, new year,
Form: Acrostic
Roseanne Barr
...Roseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet until her true self appears in an awful tweet, If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks. ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, racism, sad,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Zona Man
...Hope Zona Man's okay, didn't get an overdose of pricks Uh please excuse, cactus thorns, sharp pointy things, oh fiddlesticks Let's just call them tiny daggers Making JJ scream and stagger ......

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Categories: its all fiddlesticks, dedication,
Form: Limerick

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