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Salad and Sudoku

...Yellow chard stain index finger smears my logic puzzle, Sour cream cilantro splatter quite the quaint “addition” juicy brain pump lemon zest solution that I guzzle, number crunching sea salt a sp......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, creation, food, imagery, science,
Form: Rhyme

Facial Hair

... Facial Hair A Haiku By: Tom 1-16-2020 Facially hirsute, Wife did give her man the boot; She thought his point moot. ......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, hair, wife,
Form: Haiku

Would You Hire Me: a Resume

...I am applying for the consultant position of Office Manager for which I will audition. I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.' My solut......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, business,
Form: Rhyme

Sky Diving Twice

...It's a well known fact, to skydive you need a parachute But only if you intend to skydive twice, you silly coot You see... oh forget it Guess it doesn't transmit Ask young'uns, they'll gi......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, appreciation,
Form: Limerick

For Phillip and Diane Garcia - Ditch the Beard

...Phil’s caveman look is very weird He really should shave off his beard His mother is right He looks a strange sight The Neanderthal look’s to be feared! Since December Phil’s bee......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, body, for her, for
Form: Limerick

Ryan Seacrest International Spy

...To me there is no better night Than the dimming of the lights And tuning into American Idol on my T.V. Tonight's no different to tell the truth As they give another loser the boot When I notic......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, funny, humor, , cute,
Form: Light Verse

Zaftig Courtesies....

...It's that time of the year for the suit Time to give those rolls the "boot"! You can't cram it all in Into material that thin So get a 1 piece to hide all of your "loot"!!!......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, funny
Form: Limerick

Prayer To the Porcelain God

...Short footed god of porcelain and white, I ask your help to get me through the night, I come to you again in agony and despair, With whiskey on my breath, And peanut shells in my hair. My head i......Read the rest...

Categories: i will give you that to boot, funny, introspection, life, philosophy,
Form: I do not know?