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Of Feeders and Cleaners

...Grazing upon my hide, lumbering, ravenous beasts farm, crop, and munch upon the harvest rich-fields of my squamous integrum. The dermatologist tells me not to worry, that it’s just the norm......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Pander Michigander With Pander

...what we will pander may be a Michigander gets up her dander Gretchen Whitmer......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

June

...A portrait in a parlor A fancy dame or two A dog named Ruffles singing In front of you-know-who A rinny-tin piano Plunks out a tinny tune And this ole western cowboy Is heading home for June......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Limerick

Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi

...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, animal, cute, dog, fun,
Form: Limerick

January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge Happening

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, adventure, anxiety, devotion, fun,
Form: Free verse

Rural Ghosts

...The chirr of parched insect wings – bible dust preaching from long abandoned boots. Baked into the sky homesteads linger on the burnt stumps of exhausted summers. Dander creaks on dry porch......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, poetry,
Form: Free verse

Crystalline Flakes

...winter's white dander falling as crystalline flakes... a dusting of snow (haiku) 12/05/2022 Winter Nature-Themed Haiku Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, beautiful, image, imagery, nature,
Form: Haiku

Maga Became Maggot and Did Tag It

...a call had been close after we would put on clothes went out door we close when we did tag it MAGA became a maggot applied tourniquet would be sinister sermon said by minister about being......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

Meandering Ode

...Old Bald Frog and a toad named Ander saw Sally wander down by the road. Said Frog, "Now Sally, me and Ander been wondering where you do meander?" Now, Ander was a three-toed toad, had four befor......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, nursery rhyme,
Form: Ode

Mansize

...He was big and he was tough Sort of primitive and hairy On first encounter his face Was frankly somewhat scary He could .fight and he could cuss Run a marathon without dropping And when he got ......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, humor, mystery,
Form: Rhyme

An Amphibious Thought

...There once was a frog Who sat on a log And had an amphibious thought If you crossed some newts With salamands cute Exactly then, what have you got? But when he asked Newt, Newt got rather ......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form: Rhyme

The Basement Boys

...Trenton Isaiah aka Ty .The second member of the band they would call the basement boys. I have always been a fool for a red headed baby and now I had one on regular loan. This kid was wired......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, memory,
Form: Free verse

Monkeypox

...I went to Walmart this morning - yes, it was very brave. My dander was up - I was on high alert - for active shooters and the unmasked. Then I saw him! A man on the cookie aisle - he looked like ......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, humor, sorry, student, teen,
Form: Free verse

Learning From Life

...If I do this, then this will happen. That's the way it goes. Though why some fail to learn this, The Good Lord only knows. Some people fail to understand, There's right and then there's wrong.......Read the rest...

Categories: get your dander up, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme

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