Ex Poems - Poems about Ex

... My wife says, 'Relax' My son says, 'Chillax' My daughter tells me, 'Smilax' I nod ~ downing Ex-Lax......Read More

... For marriage would you seek out a pair? I humbly suggest you make it fair Bald head rejoices over long hair, A guy of stout builds a woman spare; The bloke with bad eyesight who can stare, T......Read More

... Along The Magnificent Mile in Chicago, there is one of the most beautiful Great Lakes. Some 90 miles away from Lake Michigan there is a small city in Indiana called Winona Lake. I've not touched......Read More

...I feel the bubbling hate rise from my chest to my face When I remember the days I would sit there, embracing it you beating my ass in your basement and don’t blame it on your ex, cuz you were ......Read More

...I’ve got a flat tyre. Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy. Can you fix it? Are you going to a fancy dress party? I’m getting married, Sherlock. Wow, kept that quiet, who’s ......Read More

...Our first romance was Satan’s pressed buttons In my presence, her blouse lost three buttons. And I, helper, to fix back the buttons While she had it on and watched my patterns, Leave giving my ey......Read More

...The pain of the last few years Bangs around your rib cage Playing your bones like a xylophone songs that you later hear on the radio ripped right from the womb of your love for a girl who drown......Read More

...Grisly bared horror jawbones Kristallnacht totalitarian brandishes, flaunts, launches global threat half cocked. Vladimir Putin itching to loose nuclear bomb end of the world scenario ofttime......Read More

... Confusion just settles in Julius’ house And refuses to leave like well-fed mouse. Julius needs nothing short of a tom cat To out push whom he is sure is a vile rat: A wife too cheerful with you......Read More

...Comedians have a skill of cracking people's ribs: Can you imagine, I went for Police recruitment. They ordered us to run 200 metres. I ran and took the first place, later to be arrested by Police ......Read More

... Thinking 'twould endear him to the fairer sex He'd ever worn his heart upon his sleeve By the time he found he'd been naive ~ The girl he'd married called him 'ex'......Read More

...expressive power- arrested moments ready made......Read More

...Without knowing your gender..., (nevertheless ex post facto still flattered genuine heartfelt kinship mattered, hence the reasonable rhyme across the webbed wide world I subsequently scatter......Read More

...Drooping pen said “enough of melancholia” Spread words of cheer, like sweet smelling magnolia Vowed never again to write of misery So fished for words in diction’s fishery Who would become the in......Read More

...Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult Yours truly (an amazingly, gracefully, and markedly modest passively aging baby boomer - formerly introverted long haired pencil nec......Read More