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Tattoo From Kalamazoo

There once was a lass from Kalamazoo
Who got a large Mickey Mouse tattoo
'Twas inked on her fanny
When she became a granny
It sagged looking more like Winnie The Pooh

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 1 (Shared) in John Freeman's "Choose Your Own Subject And
                                          Create Your Own Category" Contest - July 2010

Copyright © Robert L. Hinshaw | Year Posted 2010

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Sara Kendrick Date: 8/3/2010 10:53:00 AM Great humor in this one...Write one about this permanent make-up that women can have done now....That would be humorous...Congratulations on your win..Sara Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 8/2/2010 9:58:00 AM Congratulations to you on your win Robert in John Freeman's contest "Limerick""Choose your own subject and Create your own Category". Love, Carol Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/1/2010 6:48:00 PM hahahaha. I hope you got a number one for this!!?? Login to Reply

Tim Ryerson Date: 8/1/2010 3:21:00 PM What an absolute hoot, Robert!...Maybe she should have just settled for a wrist tattoo (they don't sag do they?)...I can't help but picture this granny now as an eccentric, half-crazy old lady who occasionally 'moons' Winnie at a group of tight-lipped, outraged do-gooders? Congratulations, my friend - Tim Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 8/1/2010 12:44:00 PM Congrats, Sarge. LOL. Great write. Have a good week. Ralphie Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 8/1/2010 11:36:00 AM Congrats Bob on the Tattoo from Kalamazoo winning poem .. awesome write and perfect number one win.. happy to share the stage my friend.. happy Sunday.. with luv.. Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/1/2010 11:32:00 AM Oh, you have me laughing with this one, Bob. Congratulations on your win!! Very funny limerick! Love, Carolyn (I return from vacation tomorrow night) Login to Reply

Amy Green Date: 8/1/2010 11:25:00 AM NO offense what so ever! It's a funky name for a town. When I was in the Navy and told people where I was from, they thought I made the name up! LOL Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 8/1/2010 11:19:00 AM You're a master in your own right Robert in writing the Limerick. I think I will make the Limerick my personal for contest form. Smile. What do you think? The Limerick form can be used, in such a truth revealing way. To get straight to a point in the most clear and precise revealing way. Good job on your Limerick man. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 8/1/2010 5:40:00 AM Marvelus marvelous concept..BOY can I see it! LOL LIGHT & LOVE..please read my Ring A Ling! SOUPMAIL Login to Reply

James Fraser Date: 8/1/2010 4:07:00 AM Haha, You have me chuckling with this Limerick Robert. Congratulations on your win in John's fine Limerick contest >> James Login to Reply

Amy Green Date: 8/1/2010 3:07:00 AM Hey, I'm from Kalamazoo! LOL Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 7/31/2010 10:35:00 PM Very visual Robert, Congratulations. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Steven Mossburg Date: 7/30/2010 7:22:00 PM Funny one. Another reason I can give to my daughter to discourage her from getting one. Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 7/30/2010 7:05:00 PM chuckles!! Glad I gave you an idea..Good night, my friend. Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/30/2010 6:43:00 PM Very good ..very funny... good luck in the contest ... I wanted to create a new category of baby lullaby limericks so decided to do the baby language thing... hope its received well.. with luv.. Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 7/30/2010 6:15:00 PM cute one Login to Reply