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I am a retired Ironworker(35 years Local 7), a lifetime Boston, Mass resident.  I am old enough to know better - but don't.


THEORY #26385

Blog Posted:7/25/2021 5:47:00 AM

Perhaps “mankind” is and was the first pestilence visited upon the earth.  Oh, no, wait maybe the prehistoric upheavals, the lava spewing volcanoes, the floods and fires, the extinction of the dinosaurs……OH!  OH! Maybe it was all started by the first one celled amoeba to crawl upon the land….oh…did that come before the dinosaurs??  Damn, I don’t know. Sometimes I think it was “aliens” tinkering with the process and other times I think God started to designate some aspects of creation to ….. I don’t know…..maybe some Angels, you know, the really qualified ones with degrees and backing from the Angelic council and plans on how to make everything work better, smoother, more efficiently, more cost effective (assuming that is that heaven and god had a budget and every aspect up to and including “the pork” had to be accounted for.  The backbone (no pun intended) of my theory centers in the formation of Committees of Creation.  That would explain the Duck Billed Platypus (a beaver with a bill and a spiked tail), the Sloth (an animal so slow that the only one that was ever first was the first), penguins (birds that can’t fly but can swim), the Polar Bear (an animal that wears white after Labor Day), the Walrus (…no explanation necessary).  I do not wish to discuss the work of the Bureau of Bugs (biting, stinging, crawling and otherwise).  

 

However, my main theory is that the earth is just a giant alien kids ant farm and he keeps messing with it and leaving it outside in the rain and shaking it and leaving it near the fire place and leaving it outside in the snow and someday soon he’s going to get tired of it and us and just chuck it…..OR…wait….maybe that already happened…. 

 



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Date: 7/26/2021 2:06:00 PM
John "he" does not have to do anything because in 5.5 billion years which is nothing to "him" the sun will explode and that will be the end of Earth, maybe "he" planned it that way ? ~ peace and tranquility _Constance
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Date: 7/25/2021 1:56:00 PM
Many have questions in need of answers, albeit, that the Omniscient One gave us the answer ...
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Date: 7/25/2021 11:36:00 AM
I like your thought of our world, it could be all of the above. :)
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Date: 7/25/2021 10:48:00 AM
Take a look at our earth from the moon and you will get a perspective on our size in the universal scheme of things. Thanks for the interesting take...especially the idea that some day the creator may shake the snow globe and toss it aside, no longer worthy of s/his interest. Thought-provoking.
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Date: 7/25/2021 9:36:00 AM
Perhaps indeed. All I know for sure is I’m too small to know. We’re too smart to function and that seems like a mistake. Thoroughly enjoyed. xomo!
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5/10/2022 EQUAL PAY Monokuwork,
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5/8/2022 THEY TELL ME Rhymegod,religion,war,
5/7/2022 ODE TO AN ODE Odewriting,
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5/4/2022 Ah, perfection Rhymelife,poetry,writing,
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4/28/2022 Take a Guess Personificationenvironment,nature,silenc
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4/20/2022 THOUGHTS OF NOTHINGNESS Rondeaulife,metaphor,
4/19/2022 LIGHTEN UP Monokustress,wisdom,
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3/25/2022 Beware For Thoughts are Things Versechange,identity,irony,
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3/22/2022 BUTTERFLIES ARE NOT AFRAID TO FLY Free versecharacter,life,silence,
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3/18/2022 En Garde Monokuhumor,irony,lust,
3/18/2022 Green Goblins Limerickcelebration,drink,irony,
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3/14/2022 A Raven Haikubird,nature,
3/13/2022 DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY Free verseage,father son,humor,tech
3/11/2022 FIREFLIES Tankachildhood,joy,night,
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