Arguing With Inanimate Objects

Arguing with inanimate objects Can be very distressing To them My Roomba drove itself down the stairs The Keurig switched to decaf Alexa told me where to go Siri filed for a restraining order My iphone deleted the “find my phone” app My robot pet brought poop into the house When I hit the “autopark” button My car parks itself around the corner from the house My security cameras only watch what I’m doing My drone took off with a raven I googled “How to get rich” It told me to sell my organs I checked my heart rate on my apple watch It said “faster – you’re still breathing” While hiking my phone beeped The message read… You are entering a dead zone…STAY THERE.