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Irish Foreplay

He said t’was the job of the whiskey To make the poor lass docile, frisky But she closed her eyes And also her thighs And refused to do anything risky

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Date: 4/21/2024 11:56:00 AM
Hi John, I love limericks and this one is funny. Usually whiskey makes them frisky or belligerent or incoherent. So handle with care.
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Date: 2/6/2024 8:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
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Date: 2/5/2024 3:27:00 PM
Superb! Congrats on your win, John.
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Date: 2/4/2024 3:25:00 PM
cute one. Congrats.
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Date: 2/4/2024 9:44:00 AM
Smart woman. Cute one John! Congratulations! :)
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Date: 2/4/2024 9:13:00 AM
Great limerick, and so funny!
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Date: 2/4/2024 8:45:00 AM
John, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
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Date: 2/4/2024 7:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute "Irish Foreplay" write. My girlfriend would were a girdle. Now divorced with 2 girls. True Story... Have a blessed day with your win.................
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Date: 1/22/2024 9:00:00 AM
tooo funny! :-) splendid
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Date: 1/22/2024 6:34:00 AM
omg this is priceless John. i Just wish i had thought of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/21/2024 8:17:00 PM
A very good limerick that was enjoyable. I hope to read more.
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