Irish Foreplay

He said t’was the job of the whiskey
To make the poor lass docile, frisky
But she closed her eyes
And also her thighs
And refused to do anything risky
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Freie Avatar
April 21, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Hi John, I love limericks and this one is funny. Usually whiskey makes them frisky or belligerent or incoherent. So handle with care.
Kendrick Avatar
February 6, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
Flood Avatar
February 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Superb! Congrats on your win, John.
Dietrich Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
cute one. Congrats.
Fowler Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Smart woman. Cute one John! Congratulations! :)
Miller Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Great limerick, and so funny!
Kitchin Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 8:45 AM
John, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
Goldsmith Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute "Irish Foreplay" write. My girlfriend would were a girdle. Now divorced with 2 girls. True Story... Have a blessed day with your win.................
Allison Avatar
January 22, 2024 at 6:34 AM
omg this is priceless John. i Just wish i had thought of it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Greenhough Avatar
January 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
A very good limerick that was enjoyable. I hope to read more.
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