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Let's Start a Noise Band with the Mailman

*Let's Start a Noise Band with the Mailman, and We'll Call Ourselves: 
Our Noise Band with the Mailman Featuring 'Me' 
- We Can All Take Turns Being  'Me' Until Someone Gets It Right*

Here's something to consider: 
We can all make up our own words together, 
And then forget 
We were ever friends with each other. 

After our amicable divorce, 
Our vocabulary would become a dead language 
- It sounds crazy; 
But it's even easier than I make it look...
...I'm not very good 
At convincing people 
I can make anything look easy 
- I 'm just naturally difficult...
....Whenever I haven't gone crazy.

It struck me as being absurd...
...That is of course, if it is true, what they say:
"The skull of James Dean haunts the dream of the teen." 
Then this must logically mean: 
"The skull of Michael Jackson 
Haunts the dream of the pre-teen"...Think about it, please...
...That was a Rudimentary Peni joke; 
I guess you had to be there...

I'm sure John lawless has told you by now:
I'm selling limited edition colored vinyl jokes 
(or I will be that is) now that I've said it, 
I have no other choice,
But to follow through with my lofty commitments...
 ...Please, don't eat my colored vinyl jokes, 
Unless you're a performance artist, 
Because then, 
We can eat them together on YouTube
 - I just don't want anyone 
Eating my colored vinyl jokes the wrong way:
On toast; toast is really no way to enjoy my jokes...
....I'm not even kidding! - Just ask John lawless!!!

I'm a one man Surrealist 'comedy troupe' 
- And there's nothing too funny about that...
...I really don't understand the appeal 
For stand-up comedians: 
What's so stand-up about comedians anyway? 
Comedians never send me Christmas cards
- Even my dentist sends me Christmas cards, 
And I hate that guy...Maybe?
Even more than John lawless hates me?
...I haven't received money 
Inside a Christmas card in years: 
Why do grandparents and Lemmy 
Have to die before us? 
Life isn't fair! 
- Why won't John lawless
Acknowledge my worth as a human being? 
It's all I'm asking for 
This Holiday Season...
...Just wait and see,
This will be the year,
Everyone but me, 
Finally gets world peace....

Copyright © Dialectic Crisis | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 12/10/2016 2:58:00 AM

"Why do grandparents and Lemmy Have to die before us?" --Because all good things must come to an end. And if you ask the grandparents, they'll likely chose that order. But Lemmy now - that is a dour pain to bide, more than the universe can handle really. I don't think we're going to make it.