The internet bytes it
One mask or two
So shall I distance
No touch, no talk, just eye contact
MA, he's looking at me
I think he's blinking Morse code
He's so paranoid he's afraid to touch himself
Eye make-up sales are up 345%
Overheard at the dog park:
"My master's the one with the blue mask"
The cat's still peeking from under the couch
I followed the arrows at the grocery store
it took me two hours to get to the check out registers
TABLE FOR ONE is the most popular restaurant in town
Memo to the country "THE ELECTION IS OVER, MOVE ON"
No one cares if your sox match
Answer to the question of "mind over matter"
"if you don't mind, it don't matter"
I got my first dose of the vaccine
does that mean I only have to wear one mask?