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a few funnies to make you smile further I hope - Seren Roberts's Blog

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a few funnies to make you smile further I hope


Blog Posted:1/14/2013 5:31:00 PM


A few oldies  to make you smile

1
. Two blondes walk into a building --- you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.


2. Phone answering machine message:  'If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key.'


3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.  The shrink says,  'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 


4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day --- but I couldn't find any. 


5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli --- a strong currant pulled him in. 


6. A man recovered in hospital after a serious accident.  He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'  The doctor replied, 'I know, I've cut off your hands'. 


7. I went to a Seafood Disco last week, and pulled a muscle. 


8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly so they lit a fire in the craft.  It sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 


9.  Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.  Police say that he topped himself. 


10 Man goes to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head.  Doc says,  'I'll give you some cream to put on that.' 

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Date: 1/15/2013 3:06:00 PM
love the ice-cream one...David
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:02:00 AM
Lol you mean no 9. Yes its funny ... Seren
Date: 1/15/2013 1:14:00 PM
McChuckles from this Highlander :)
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:04:00 AM
Of course, we celts haven same humour.....Seren
Date: 1/15/2013 9:16:00 AM
Laughing...laughing...yep, still laughing !! Love it !! Thanks !!
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:05:00 AM
Keep laughing its better than a tonic....Seren
Date: 1/15/2013 8:03:00 AM
these are GREAT, Seren. I started to read them last night as I was going off and just read the last ones now. My kind of humor.
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:06:00 AM
Lol there s a continuing blog. Make a brew sit down and read them ...Seren
Date: 1/15/2013 7:01:00 AM
HOW DARE YOU>>I'm blonde, well that's what the bottle said lol xx
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:09:00 AM
Thats the root of the problem Mandy. Your dark side. Rofl....
Date: 1/15/2013 5:52:00 AM
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forget to take the tissues out of the box.
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Date: 1/15/2013 11:52:00 AM
lol now thats funny
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Date: 1/15/2013 7:00:00 AM
golly still laughing here xx
Date: 1/15/2013 5:48:00 AM
I needed this, even though it hurt me to laugh it helped my sour mood. Thanks, Jancarl
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:07:00 AM
Why does it hurt?
Date: 1/14/2013 7:14:00 PM
We got a new comedian in our mist, I enjoyed your sense of humor Seren, I believe our dear Mandy has some competition in the laughter domain keep them coming girl, xxx
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Date: 1/16/2013 12:11:00 AM
No we dont compete, just hate each other. Haha nooooooo we dont? Bestest of friends...Seren
Date: 1/14/2013 6:05:00 PM
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Date: 1/14/2013 6:29:00 PM
:— ) <----Pinocchio nose
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Date: 1/14/2013 6:17:00 PM
: ) I was kidding!!!! ......[ : \ ]
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Date: 1/14/2013 6:09:00 PM
Hello Ruben, they are corny but put a grin on the face..
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Date: 1/14/2013 6:08:00 PM
(exigent audience) LOL!

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