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Plumbers Lament

The plumbers name was stop cock jock
Whose eyes were firmly on the clock
Put his wrench in his belt
What a shock when he knelt
Cos the grippers caught in his ad hoc

With tears flowing like a river
He tried to stand and deliver
His bits changed to blue
Mates said what a to-do
Stop cock jock was all of a quiver


Penned January 3 2019

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 1/5/2019 10:28:00 AM
hahahahaha.... Interesting.. The grippers aren't nice at all... I so pity stop cock jock. Nice limerick friend
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Date: 1/4/2019 2:30:00 AM
hilarious!!!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
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