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WARNING ITS A BIT NAUGHTY SEX ON MARS

Blog Posted:1/14/2013 7:11:00 AM
The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles. 
They meet a Martian couple and are
 talking about all sorts of things.
Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc. 
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen. 
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
 
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for
the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go
off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,
weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 
'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.. 
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his
 forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
 impressively
long. 
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
extremely exciting to the woman. 
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love. 
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.
As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?' 
'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?' 
'It
 was
 horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache ...
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.' 
 


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Date: 1/14/2013 2:17:00 PM
hahaha
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Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM
keep laughing Andrea
Date: 1/14/2013 2:03:00 PM
Love it, now I'm off to see if my forehead is still red ;)
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Date: 1/15/2013 1:04:00 PM
you dont need your ears pulled, very interseting. Seren walks away thinking oh yes...... lol
Date: 1/14/2013 10:51:00 AM
Betwen you and Mandy, we will always have a laugh to share. Thanks.
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Date: 1/15/2013 1:02:00 PM
hey dont worry Mandy and i will keep you all laughing
Date: 1/14/2013 10:00:00 AM
Laughing our loud !!
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Date: 1/14/2013 10:33:00 AM
good thats another smiley face ...Seren
Date: 1/14/2013 9:31:00 AM
hahaha, thanks for the morning chuckle
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Date: 1/14/2013 9:46:00 AM
glad your all laughing ....Seren
Date: 1/14/2013 9:25:00 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
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Date: 1/14/2013 9:47:00 AM
ok ok David i know the expression pulling my leg, but ears...........Nope......Seren
Date: 1/14/2013 8:53:00 AM
Ahhh - Haaaaa. I just knew Martians were behind the, "I could've had a V-8" marketing campaign!!! ;-)
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Date: 1/14/2013 9:48:00 AM
lol Joe i am laughing now....Seren
Date: 1/14/2013 8:07:00 AM
Truely unique... LOL... Loved it.
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Date: 1/14/2013 9:45:00 AM
does this come under the heading "Dont try this at home" haha
Date: 1/14/2013 7:15:00 AM
oh my goodness I am horrified and shocked....... NO just kidding ,this had me in stitches just what i needed now the plaster is off lol xx
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Date: 1/14/2013 7:19:00 AM
well i hope the friends on here have a laugh too. did you like the others i sent you. a few quite funny ones amongst them. if i am asked about this one am gonna blame you haha

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