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Andrea Dietrich grew up in Iowa and now resides in Utah with a spouse and two cats. She has two grown children and six grandchildren. Having graduated BYU with a Spanish major/ESL minor, she has spent most of her adult life teaching. It wasn't until 2000 that she began writing in earnest and discovering her "niche" as a writer of lyrical poetry. The internet opened up a new world for her, and she has spent two decades now participating in poetry clubs, acting as a judge of poetry contests for various magazines, for the website Shadow Poetry, and for Poetry Soup.

Ms. Dietrich has won numerous awards, as well as the title Poet of the Year 2008, from the Yahoo group, Poetry For Thought. In addition, she has won prizes from the magazines Lucidity, Bell's Letters, Art with Words, Poets at Work and SP Quill, the magazine for which she wrote grammar and poetry articles as well as movie reviews and for which she acted as poetry editor for the head editor Marie Summers for six years. Many of her poems appeared in Shadows Ink, a yearly published series of chapbooks of award winning poetry as well as in numerous other anthologies. Her short stories appeared in many issues of SP Quill and much of her poetry was published in eight chapbooks (no longer sold online).

Since coming to Poetry Soup, Ms. Dietrich has been both contest sponsor and winner of numerous contests. In 2010, her poem "Cinder Girl" was first place winner of Soup's International contest (these contests are no longer held). A song was created from her lyrics "Honeymoon Serenade" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDWxc4cpHDc) and two movies have been made featuring the poetry of Andrea Dietrich: "A Tale of Fire and Ice" (a 4 min. Z-Film Fest Project, 2014) and the full length movie "Six Days of Sistine" in which 20 poems of Ms. Dietrichs serve as the thoughts of two characters played by Jamie Campbell Bower and Elarica Johnson (directed by Richard J. Perry, 2019) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7710360/

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And the Disgusting offender IS. . . .

Blog Posted:3/2/2013 12:00:00 AM

COLLARD GREENS!!!!

Some of you may remember that I blogged about my green smoothie this past week and how bad it tasted. Well, I later experimented by omitting the collard greens and just used spinach leaves, lovely cilantro, celery and pineapples and/or bananas the rest of the week. Sure enough, it tasted fine without the collard greens. So what I want to know is, WHO the heck likes to eat that nasty leafy veggie? I had no idea how it tasted until just last week and I hope to never taste it again! (I imagine Kale must taste about the same).

I sure do wish potatoes and corn were the BEST of the veggie family. Sadly, those starchy favorites of mine are probably considered the WORST according to nutritionists.

So tell me. . . .Which veggie do you claim as YOUR favorite? And which one do you think is the most vile and disgusting of them all?

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Elizabeth
Wesley

Date: 3/7/2013 7:43:00 AM

Broccoli my fave and zucchini the least. Basically, I love veggies and eat tons of them, they comprise most of my diet and knock on wood, I'm hardly ever sick.

Kabuteng P.Ink
K.

Date: 3/2/2013 10:23:00 AM

Ruben, ok you got me tummy grumbling here-- after I ate burritos, fettucine, smoked chicken and salad this evening (and nope, it's not the I nned to go to the toilet kind of grumble)-- I am actually intrigued what collard is like-- something like mustard leaves?? That one's also kind of bitter-- and oh, when I asked why you turned green I suppose it's because of St. Patrick's Day? I am seeing a lot of green avatars on here. Slowpoke me.

Kabuteng P.Ink
K.

Date: 3/2/2013 10:09:00 AM

my grammer leave me-- I am lazy to edit I see I kept on saying "leave" when it should have been leaf I think.... it probably means I should leave here now, spent a lot of time here already, I better sleep-- thanks again sweetie! oh as for my favorite, quite a lot, but umm French beans are really good and asparagus! They just make my pee smell like asparagus though...

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:27:00 PM

We can call you asp-pee instead of ennpee. hahaha. Yes, collard greens are bitter. Like kale I suppose, if you know what kale is. YUK

Kabuteng P.Ink
K.

Date: 3/2/2013 10:07:00 AM

I am not really familiar with collard greens, not sure if it is that veggie which I read before that has a bitter taste to it? I don't mind eating veggies, and would eat almost any kind, from the common to the obscure (as in these curly, crimply looking beans that I can't even remember the name)-- ever heard of Ashitaba leaves? Don't mind the slimy ones either like okra but there was one slimy leave in particular that I wasn't really fond of, and the taste of the leave didn't appeal to me either-- it's called saluyot over here and I checked, it's called jute mallow. Eww. Just imagining that in a smoothie seems ick. I also find cilantro to be lovely!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:31:00 PM

EWWWW. You don't like okra, do you, Nikko?

Kabuteng P.Ink K.
Date: 3/2/2013 10:16:00 AM

:)! Hi Ruben!! :D!

Poet Destroyer
A

Date: 3/2/2013 9:49:00 AM

i pass.. lol... all ... :-)...pd

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:27:00 PM

hahaha, I pass too. But please pass the mashed potatoes!!

Carrie
Richards

Date: 3/2/2013 8:47:00 AM

I love veggies of all kinds.....can't wait for summer to grow our own. Not too many that I don't like, but I am not a fan of cilantro...especially with Mexican foods (most people love it). Andrea...Kale is wonderful sauted in garlic and olive oil gently (as are Collard greens) and my favorite soup lately is similar to one the Olive Garden serves...a sausage/potato/kale blend that is delicious....But kale or collard greens in a smoothie......noooooo!!! Don't discard a good veggie just because of one mishap!!! :)

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:32:00 PM

Carrie, I think you and I would be having totally different food at a buffet table! you are SO GOOD.

Heather
Ober

Date: 3/2/2013 8:14:00 AM

I love red bell peppers! For some reason, I have always hated celery. People think I'm weird for that.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:28:00 PM

I think it is understandable though I find celery to be tolerable. It has little value since it is mostly water! Bell peppers are really nice, Heather.

Charlotte
Puddifoot

Date: 3/2/2013 5:22:00 AM

well now, andrea, there aren't many vegetables I dislike but something horrible that I tasted is called 'laver' which is a type of seaweed harvested in the area of the uk where I live, it's really sickly and slimy! I make a nice salad dish, it's basically just raw spinach, carrot and white cabbage blended to a fine, 'grainy' texture with balsamic vinegar and olive oil; you'd be pleasantly surprised how nice and refreshing it is and it gives you an energy boost too :)

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:40:00 PM

I"d have to leave out the cabbage to eat your salad. But I bet it tastes good

Seren
Roberts

Date: 3/2/2013 2:01:00 AM

Hi Andrea, actually curly kale is nice just cooked and used as a veg, like a strong cabbage., sprouts I like to cook in a wok with garlic onions tinned chopped tomatoes the ones with herbs, salt and pepper more herbs if needed, put a lid on and let them cook very slowly in the canned tomatoes juice, tastes great. i just love to make Cauliflower cheese also. My Mam and Mamgu were both excellent cooks so i guess its in the genes. its only 8.52 and i am feeling hungry for lunch haha....Seren

Mandy
Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 3/2/2013 1:40:00 AM

ha never heard of collared greens... I tend to like all veg, I suppose broccoli may be my favorite, then again I love peas and green beans too, not sure I dislike any but there are some that don't like me, ie sprouts and cabbages they have rather a explosive downside lol xx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:47:00 PM

mandy, if you are blood type O, it's natural that your body hates them. they are not good for you to eat!! Cabbage and sprouts and some others, they are actually BAD for O's. YAYYY

David
Williams

Date: 3/2/2013 12:58:00 AM

Fav. Sprouts .....vile Garlic......

Charmaine
Chircop

Date: 3/2/2013 12:22:00 AM

My favourite veg are olives if we can call them veg.following comes the potato..My least favourite is asparghus i guess.Im not a veggie fan.but then i do love lentils and fruit.Veggie smoothie is not my friend either though im sure i ve tasted carrot and tomato smoothie inu my life.I never tried collard:).Re eating healthy...Im trying to eat lots of chicken..fish ..meat..yoghurts..sugar free jelly and reduced pasta rice and bread.That s the best i can do.I try to mix veggies with gammon and lentils to create different soups..spices help too.That's the best i can do : )

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 3/2/2013 1:39:00 PM

charma, it was nice learning all this about you.

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Wandering Soul	Free verse	happiness,inspirational,n
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Transformation	I do not know?	allegory
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Paper	I do not know?	allegoryme,
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Frozen Memories	Tanka	art
Summer's Voice	Free verse	seasons
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I Was Me	Bio	life,
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