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An Easy Solution
Say, are you threatened by
the social security crisis?
Is it bringing on paralysis?
Well, here’s a simple solution I
think you’ll find satisfactory –
make Spam the mandatory
meat for the next generation of retirees.
High in fat and salt and cholesterol,
it’s effect on heart and arteries
should kill off most of them, if not all,
and as a consequence prevent
the program from becoming insolvent.
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