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Mall Shysters' Magic

mall shysters’ magic for the more mature women. . . face lifts in bottles Written 7/22/14 for PD's One Solo EPIC Senryu or Haiku- In A Bottle - Poetry Contest


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  1. Date: 7/24/2014 6:47:00 AM

    Good thinking..Sometimes a younger woman needs a facelift as well..Thanks for the visit to my page..If you were coming over I could have just sautee' that beef maybe added some mushrooms sautee', and made gravy..Over rice or biscuits?..Have a great day!! Sara
  1. Date: 7/24/2014 6:01:00 AM

    Hahaha cute witty one Andrea..:D!
  1. Date: 7/24/2014 4:05:00 AM

    Very appealing and probably a big seller. As long as there are people to buy there will be products to sell. Maybe it works. Now, what mall is this? Enjoyed it.... Robert.
  1. Date: 7/24/2014 12:58:00 AM

    i'll have to take your word on this elixir! sounds upLifting!
  1. Date: 7/23/2014 9:07:00 PM

    Lol very funny, enjoyed it alot I'm glad I stopped tonight, this is truth in the word, I have older women come into the store where I work looking for the fountain of youth in a bottle all the time, than bring it back a few days later asking for their money back because it didn't work. So I understand this write very well lol cheri
  1. Date: 7/23/2014 7:33:00 PM

    Andrea, these hucksters have been pedaling snake oil for generations. Wait, I think I bought a bottle when I was in Rotgut. Cute Senryu.
  1. Date: 7/23/2014 11:11:00 AM

    You made me look at Collins English Dictionary to find the word shyster. Thank you for a new word I learned, at first I thought it was a rude word. I will use it one day and quote you on it. Now, this Senryu I read it twice already, to understand your abhorrence of costmetic surgeries. (I hope I'm right, sometimes I put my foot right on it). Great work from a great poetess!