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Hotel Hellifornia

I went on vacation to Hell,
The hotel was hot, with a smell,
And The Devil was rude,
When I toyed with my food:
He cooked all the dinners as well.

For Carolyn’s Vacation contest


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  1. Date: 7/27/2014 8:16:00 AM

    That's a great write Jack ! Congrats on huge win!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 6:39:00 AM

    Hahah that is great! Well done winner Jack :)
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 6:15:00 AM

    But I hooked up with a lot of old friends... Well done! Congratulations!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 12:46:00 AM

    Very funny and hilarious which makes one laugh not smile, Jack
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 9:05:00 PM

    I laughed out loud.. Great play on words, congrats on your win Jack!
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 6:14:00 PM

    Very witty, Jack; now what about visiting Heaven's Happy Return!! waiting for your next limerick!! Congrats on a merited win. // paul
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 4:10:00 PM

    Great job, Jack. Glad to see you were a big winner. Love, Joyce
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 1:46:00 PM

    I LOVED yours, Jack. A well deserved win. BIG congrats (funny story, lately the login is not letting me on first time.It always says to do it over. Just now the login captcha was Sex, and it let me in right away. ahhaha)
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 1:33:00 PM

    Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 12:15:00 PM

    Being a California girl, your title caught my attention........and you truly made me laugh !! (the devil made me do it !) lol ! Congrats to you !!
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 11:55:00 AM

    Hehehehe! I really enjoyed reading this clever, humorous piece! Congratulations on a well-deserved great win!
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 11:33:00 AM

    Dear Jack, I think I stayed at this hotel once too. Very funny! Congratulations on your win. Love, Carolyn
  1. Date: 7/21/2014 5:30:00 AM

    Hell-o, Jack! Ok that was pretty corny, me greeting you that way... but yup, I did enjoy reading this limerick of yours-- that's a pretty witty name of the hotel though-- now I got Hotel California playing in my mind....thank you for keeping is in our prayers-- aside from broken and damaged trees, my family and I are ok-- hoping that our trees recover soon, thanks again dear Jack!
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 7:42:00 PM

    :D!!! witty witty :D!
  1. Date: 7/19/2014 1:22:00 AM

    Loved your poem, sure was one hell of a vacation. Good luck in contest... Eve
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 7:38:00 PM

    ha! this is a great limerick!
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 7:17:00 PM

    Lol!.. Killer! Jack my friend!.. Hugs.. Arlene
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 6:52:00 PM

    The Devil's in the details. He love's it when humanity fails. So vacation where it's cooler. And support the other ruler. :) Tell satan the checks in the mail. Peace. :)
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 6:05:00 PM

    this is awesome, but maybe I am wrong: don't you have to write three limericks? maybe I got that wrong!! Sure wish i could come up with stuff the way you do, my friend.
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 4:25:00 PM

    Reads like a winner to me..Way to go..Creative and unique..Thanks for all the visits to my page..Sara
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 4:00:00 PM

    I know Carolyn likes limericks and will place this one high. Thank you for your comments on my poem about my son. It has been a good while but he is always near in my heart. Love, Joyce
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 3:43:00 PM

    Nice limerick Jack, should do well in the contest. Made me smile...peter
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 3:39:00 PM

    been there, lol.. a rib-tickler well done, jack!..huggs
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 2:36:00 PM

    That trip from hell was not swell.
  1. Date: 7/18/2014 2:13:00 PM

    LOL Good luck with the contest. Hugs Jan x