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IS HONESTY THE BEST POLICY

She may be shaped like an apple or a pear
But this query may be asked in the world out there

It’s not a question you can easily dismiss …
Tell me does my bum look big in this?

She smiles sweetly and awaits your reply…
Tell me guys are you honest – or would you lie!

24th January 2015

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Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 1/25/2015 4:28:00 AM To be honest my dear, Jan,/ If my love asks me about her bum/ I will look at it just for fun/ And melodically I will start to hum!/ Excellent!
Lyric Man Date: 1/24/2015 10:58:00 PM Compliment her eyes! Try not to be a bummer (pun intended)
arthur vaso Date: 1/24/2015 8:31:00 PM I dont like the tattoo on the first one! LOL
Gail DeBole Date: 1/24/2015 7:15:00 PM Oh my gosh! So funny! Thanks for stopping by. - Gail
arthur vaso Date: 1/24/2015 6:47:00 PM Jan, go read Richards poem "Better" I couldn't resist another witty comment!!!! :)
arthur vaso Date: 1/24/2015 6:41:00 PM LOL, hilarious! Here's a wee trick I use when shopping with a gf, when shes trying on dresses, and says , which one looks good, I always pick the most expensive one, then say but it makes your hips look a wee bit bigger than they are. Saved a fortune with this!!!! hugs Jan!!
ilene bauer Date: 1/24/2015 4:51:00 PM ha! very funny, jan! i don't think any guy would be honest...
Trevor McLeod Date: 1/24/2015 1:42:00 PM Very cute poem Jan. LOL Your rhythm is about as long as it can get and still keep pace. Well done!
Eileen Manassian Date: 1/24/2015 11:15:00 AM Oh Jan...Me's got a big booty! I've also got a mirror, so....I don't bother to ask. Oh dear...I did ask my brother that question today after church because I was wearing a clingy dress....He smiled! :) HA HA! Guess a smile is a good answer as well. Lovely poem, girl. :) Hugs
Bev Smith Date: 1/24/2015 9:51:00 AM Love it , love the image . Big is in the eye of the beholder ;) Bev
Gail Angel Doyle Date: 1/24/2015 9:44:00 AM LOL, love the humor in this poem. You are the queen of humor. oxox Gail
Maurice Yvonne Date: 1/24/2015 9:08:00 AM Love your poem Jan perfect for a good laugh and very well written!
Maurice Yvonne Date: 1/24/2015 9:07:00 AM Jan it is funny to me when I think of this question at 61 years old, I can not remember one time a woman has asked me that question. Women are gorgeous, my answer would be "Honey I love your booty" and I would be telling the truth. I love apples and peaches and all types of pears. In fact I remember asking my girlfriend once "How do you feel about your ass?" She answered honestly "I'm not always happy, needs work, but I love you and I'm sticking with you! That my dear is how I feel about you."
Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/24/2015 8:48:00 AM Did you mean "in this" ? Now are we talking a large or small apple or pear??? lol. P.S. sexy comes in many sizes!
Shane Cooper Date: 1/24/2015 8:33:00 AM This is vintage Jan so funny but it is a real question also. I always say beauty lies in the eye of the beholder so yes I would not lie. Great poem my dear friend, Love Shane xxx
Tim Smith Date: 1/24/2015 8:21:00 AM lol....I wouldn't lie..I might tiptoe around the truth : ) ... hugs Tim
Casarah Nance Date: 1/24/2015 7:43:00 AM Great poem to wake up to this morning! What a fun picture as well. It seems like there are a lot of guys now likes them big bums, so no lying, tell that girl to show off what she's got! :)

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