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Borderline Poster Child

Who am I, oh, who am I? Just a poser child Borderline? A series of bold contradictions Led on by doctors false predictions Diagnosing all the time... Angry outbursts fill the air, Throwing objects everywhere, They drug me up, because they're lazy It's too much work to help the crazy I hate the pills, but they don't care Take the drugs, and you'll feel better, We'll smoke some bud, and chill together But even if I smoked the weed Surely that's not all I need The lovely high won't last forever I get attatached to everyone, But when they get too close, I run So many arrows in my heart Cupid shoots, but then I part Not phased by all the wrong I've done So put me on more medication, I'll throw in some dedication, But even then it's not enough This emptiness is still too tough All that's left is contemplation


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Crumb on my Pie Chart

Abusive soul who tormented my heart
I didn’t wait for us to drift apart
     I found inner strength at last
     So don’t look at me aghast
You’re merely a crumb on my heart’s pie chart

A defumigator removed your scent
Into the trash all your hunting boots went
     And those ghastly deer “trophies”
     Ablaze with your spoiled green cheese
Your firearms too in the bonfire were sent

Valentine, let me give it to you straight
Goodwill came by for the very last crate
     Maker’s Mark* for the homeless
     Now that’s ironic justice
Hope your new home in the tent is just great

You wrecked my car and destroyed my credit
So you got off easy from where I sit
     Not that you had much to lose
     Just hair, weight, someone to use
Cupid aims, may your hemorrhoids get hit!



*Maker’s Mark is expensive whiskey
Entry for Sidney~Lee Ann’s valentine to an ex-lover contest
Written January 17, 2012


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Tainted Love

On Valentines day you broke my heart.
Having an affair wasn't too smart.
Something inside me died.
"Forgive me", you cried.
"Without you I will fall apart"

From your tainted love I have flown.
You thought I wouldn't make it on my own.
Now you see you were wrong.
Without you I am strong.
I would have left sooner had I known.

I bet you wish that I was still yours.
Life's so much better since I closed those doors.
Life is now sugary sweet.
Breathlessly swept off my feet.
Captured my heart is a man who adores.


Written by: Cecilia Macfarlane Jan 27/12
For Sidney ~ LeeAnn  contest : A Valentine Limerick


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One Night Stand

Their once was a girl in love
She knew he was sent from above
They danced, they sing they did everthing
But then he deflated in the tub


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Ten Little Indians

You perfected your lies to an art.
You succeeded in breaking my heart.
I shed not one tear,
for the hour is near,
when arsenic will keep us apart.


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The Good the Bad and the Ugly Divorce

Let Him Go (Limerick)

Our mom told us how she chose her beau,
With an “eeny, meeny, miny, moe!”
Of course it didn’t last,
With a choice so half-assed!
But at least it taught the fool to grow!


Child Support (Haiku)

Parental disputes
Had placed us in the middle
Of their divorce wars


Divorce (Couplet)

He left her to fend for us alone, blasé with his remiss,
She chose to break this conjugal bond without marital bliss.


For (Destroyer ((Poet’s ~DIVORCE CLUB~ Contest


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Bare Finger

His finger is really quite bare;
The ring is no longer on there,
But he's used to it now
And he sees she's a cow -
No dripping about her affair.

*dripping – beef fat or slang for whinging

for PD's contest


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These Colors Don't Run Limerick

<                                 once were twin towers on horizon
                                   bombarded by Al Qaeda what sin
                                   then came many heros
                                   lost too at ground zero
                                   America's flag still flew in wind




In Loving Memory To Those Lost
On 911 R.I.P. You Are Not Forgotten


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VD Does Not Stand for Valentine's Day

I picked my broken heart up off the floor
From where you threw it, pursuing that whore
I sewed it up
Without your love
Hoping a VD would soon even the score!


1/27/12


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Regret

Salty tear drops fell as her heart broke.
Hopes and dreams evaporated like smoke.
She wanted forevermore!
Not another closed door?
Drowned by memories, that threatened to choke.

Trapped into the detritus of her own mind.
Another love contract left unsigned.
Frozen into inaction!
An incomplete fraction.
Accept destiny that has been assigned?

A shattered heart maybe beyond repair.
Unlucky in love, a fate most unfair!
Does she dare keep trying?
Her crushed heart is dying.
Reluctant to love, her final declare.


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Farm Boy Lost

Farm boy Judd McFadden joined the army and was sent to Afghanistan.
Three months later he was shot and killed by a sorry jihadist from Pakistan.
His buddies crossed the border,
Despite a direct order,
And chased down the lousy dirty stinking rat bastard devil worshipping Taliban.


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Way Back Yonder

I was madly in love once upon a time way back yonder;
When a goose wasn’t a pinched ass, but a bird called the gander.
I was sent off to war and she went only God knows where.
Historians agree that it was all worth it in the end, but they weren’t there.
The old saying is entirely true, absence does make the heart grow fonder.


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For Flo

Im riding high on the wings of change, 
making a break from the same old same.

Shes a crimson dusk night and a blue sky morning. 
her touch turns me numb, 
she should come with a warning.

She brings traffic to stand stills and ships to stall, 
i cant pull away so in deeper i fall.

Shes a crimson dusk night and a blue sky morning. 
Her kiss turns me to jelly, 
she should come with a warning.

I hold her so tightly that i forget to breathe, 
when she whispers my name i go weak at the knees.

Shes a crimson dusk night and a blue sky morning. 
her presence keeps me warm, 
she should come with a warning.

Shes the flicker from a flame, an enigmatic random spark.
Her face is etched upon my brain, 
her life force tattooed on my heart.


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Subversive Valentines Day

Once I had a girlfriend and ex-wife.
Two ladies at the same time in life,
Mistake I made this day.
Not proud in anyway.
First mistake, second retake in strife,

Girlfriend I gave flowers for the day.
Ex-wife and I married, oui evay,
Messed up my life again,
Not knowing where I’d been.
Girlfriend forlorn, wrong card I did play.

Ex-wife left me, I got just deserts.
Got what I deserved for all my flirts.
Valentine’s Day, bad karma,
Cupid dealt me, my dharma,
Disengaging me of all subverts.


Written for

Sponsor Francine Roberts 
Contest Name Valentine's Day Limerick 


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Valentines Day


I'm absent of love this Valentines day
the clouds above have all turned to gray
I guess I"ll  dine alone
for you won't answer the phone
I promise this year I will pay






_______
Contest
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   LOL


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An Indian Giver of the Heart

Way back in the years you gave to me your heart..
Yanked it back so fast before it could even start..
I pitter pattered through my mind to see what went wrong..
I questioned my inner mind to just see where I belong..
A gift so special torn away , the pain like a piercing dart..







P.D. Indian Giver Contest


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Can't Live Without You

Do you know who I am? 
The man you love! 
Who stays up nights.
Who thinks of you..
And do you care enough, to think of me, 
for what I am? 

I can't live without you, baby! 
You are the only one.
I care enough, to think about.

I can't live without you, honey! 
You are the only one.
Who cared enough, to comfort me.

Do you know what I need? 
The love in life, you'ld give to me.
And if you share your life with me.
I will think of you everyday.

I can't live without you, baby! 
I need your loving ways.
Your tenderness, your sweet caress.

I can't live without you, honey! 
Your love, just fills me up.
It gives me strength, to carry on.

Do you know where to be, when I arrive, 
to share my love? 
Would you stand next to me? 
So I can hold, and comfort you.

I can't live without you, honey! 
Your love will never end.
It will stay with me eternally..
Till the end of all time..

Love Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 1985,2014..
All rights reserved..


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The Divorce Club

with rings we were wed
until death do us depart – 
the love died too soon

There once was a romantic wedding
We mistook love for what was in the bedding
But outside the sheets
We were incompletes
So the marriage license we are now shredding

We join many others in the divorce club membership fold
Mistakes so many repeat when the love story is said and told


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my heart I gave once

once I gave my heart 
mesmerized by the start 
his eyes so sapphire blue 

I was not ready for this
my thoughts went blank 
literally speechless

had I known the tears I would be left with
I do not believe I would have let love in
this Man , he knew he captivated women 

Always me going for what I can not have 
then in return it is given , leaving me confused
the one I was seeking for sure would never commit 

Commit he did , even in front of a Rabbi 
saying only once, 1 time will I.
with all conviction I believed his lie 

I remember the Fall day he left without words spoken 
the leaves were dancing through the wind 
as if they were trying to tell me something 

the rain cried tears for me that night 
I took his sword collection down from the wall
thinking in true love I will never find again

to die a graceful poetic death with his sword
I awoke with a hangover the next day 
my heart broken  my heart ignored


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Don't do crack!!!!!

Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it


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Baa-lair and His Lost Sheep

There once was a leader called Blair To the Iraqi war he declared Like little lost sheep None of his party did weep Not one was found dead lying there


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Divorce Party

As two drift apart
   Apathy is the death knell
     .....sorrowful ending.


You are cordially invited my friend
To a party celebrating the end
Of ten years of wedded bliss
(All the rest were  hit or miss).
Please bring your own bottle if you attend.


So why do I not feel in control of my life
Now that I am no longer anyone's wife?





for P.D.'s Divorce club contest in form haiku,limerick, couplet


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Unspeakable Love

Your smile firm raises walls on my peace.
Times we gave up return without cease,
   Nights we chose to forget
   Are gasping for a breath
Neath pilows wet from sweat, tears and a kiss.


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Limerick: Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne

Limerick : Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne

Once Anchor-Woman at Sea Anne-Anne
Called Main-Chain-In-Vain-Gain-Mane-Rain-Van
Pulled anchor, lost finger
Put in place cucumber
Now sucks lost finger to spew news ban.


©  T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013


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In this Battle to find a True Man

You said you'd always be there
And never let my heart tear
My past made me think the 
worst
It was hard to trust you at first
I kept barriers with the way I 
felt
But your words made me melt
You proved you'd never make 
me cry
So I thought I'd give you a try
Your presence brought me joy
You made me believe I was no 
toy
Things started to go well
You were the one I could tell
Just as I started giving you my 
heart
Things began to fall apart
All the promises made you 
started to break
I finally knew you were so fake
You mesmerized me with your 
charm
And acted like you were no 
harm
But all you ever wanted was a 
pass time
You treated me cheaper than a 
dime
It was a joke to you all along
You didn't care how much you 
did wrong
Now I'm left to think how blind I 
became
I was so stupid to fall for your 
game
You must be so proud to be you 
I bet I'm just one of the few
Your game will make you go 
mad
When karma gets you so bad
Yours actions have made me 
stronger
Now I'm ready to fight harder
I won't be a fool no more
Its like being in a war
In this battle to find a true man


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The House Of Ene

There was a woman named Ene,
Mr. Ferguson she did follow,
She lost all her house,
Much space she's without,
Let's feel for Mrs. Ene Ferguson!

Now this lady named Ene,
Mr. Ferguson she did dream,
Her house hard to clean,
Yelling a maid she not be!
Let's feel for Mrs. Ene Ferguson.

So our woman named Ene,
Ole Mr. Ferguson, a hoarder he be!
Her house is a mess,
To fight she confessed and lost I digress,
Let's all feel sorry for Mrs. Ene Ferguson!

Razorblade © 2012


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Lost

Some folks call me a poet
And I guess I could be.
I scribbled some lines
And laid them away
Now can’t find them
I forgot where I wrote it


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HEART IN DENIAL


‘ ‘’’’’’’’’ ‘ ‘ In the middle of honeyed cuddling He whispered a girl’s name while swooning Through excuses he denied A final “goodbye” I chimed While stars set course for true love waiting © ' ''' ' Entry for Sidney~ Leann’s Valentine Limerick/ PD's Poem Posted this Week WeeK Written by nette onclaud


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BERNARDETTE'S JEALOUSY

Darling, it's time we had a chat,
" Don't hurt me like Bernardette,
she stirs up jealousy
with the same stupidity;
just ignore her and save your breath! "


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Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet

Uncle Scrooge had lost his wallet
He went mad and chased a pullet
He fell down the glen
Ended in  cow pen
Mr.Scrooge had to bite the bullet