There once was a monkey named Frank
Who loved to walk the plank
He said too many jokes
Pulled too many hoaxe-s
Ha! Ha! Ha! Then he got a good spank
Who's that monkey in front of me
I dare to hang with you on a tree
Oh! What I do? Will you do?
Together we are like glue
Is that my flea or your flea?
~ Skat ~
For a while our mommy got fat
and so grouchy. I didn’t like that!
But early one day
Dad took mommy away.
They came back and her tummy was flat!
In her arms there was something so small
that I barely could see it at all.
I just wanted to hold
it. You’d think it was gold!
They said, “Don’t let your new brother fall.”
You bawled every day with such might
you gave our cat, Felix, a fright.
It was such a great day
When I heard Mommy say,
“The baby now sleeps through the night.”
Your first smile today was for me.
You’re going to be a good buddy.
There’s so much that we’ll do.
Here’s my promise to you:
The best brother ever I’ll be!
By Andrea Dietrich/ April 28, 2011
For Miranda Lambert's Contest:
I cuddle with my little baby brother
so special he's like no other
a unique gift from above
a true endless love
"a bundle of pure joy" says mother
I'll protect him with my own soul
as along life's path we stroll
he need never feel fear
or in pain shed a tear
for in me he can always console
Contest ~ "Brotherly Love"
Poet ~ Rick Parise
April 22, 2011
< amidst afternoon's summer's pose / nap
are nana's two little handsome chaps
logan and just lucas
bonded secured by trust
brotherly love now don't make me snap
Written By Katherine Stella 5/15/11
Entry For Miranda Lambert's
Brotherly Love Contest
Turning forty this month is a chill
For brother who’s not over the hill
So he won’t feel antique
Got a total face lift
Ended up looking like roasted grill
*fictional and wacky verse for my older brother
on his 40th birthday this February.
For Linda-Marie’s February Funny Bone
By nette onclaud
In Florida one right hot summer
A free soul was havin' a bummer
So in spray painted undies
Next holiday Monday
He split to the Springs with his rummer.
Equally inspired by a net(te) comment and the lovely natural resources in North Florida
< once popped cork on bottle of red wine
hit brother in eye oh how it did shine
seen him go pick up bat
boy did I ever scat
right to canadian's boarder line
feeling like her dansel in-distress
along came three county mounties best
asked if nipping bottle
at fast paces throttle
answered yes now did I pass your test
tossed in pokie for now twenty days
poor ole missy now won't and get laid
darn brother wins again
wearing smitten hugh grin
wait until that welt begins to fade
Entry For Francine Robert's
Bottle Of Wine
Limericks Only Contest
Willie T partied hard and ended up in jail.
His brother Malcolm went down to post his bail.
The law threw Malcolm in the clink,
Because his skin was brown instead of pink.
“This sure isn’t Heaven” said Malcolm “so it must be Hell”.
Look what I got from my mother
This little guy is my brother
And I'm hoping that he
Will grow up to like me
And we'll always be there for each other
Contest: Brotherly Love - 1st place finish in the contest
Superior energy in UFO's
Paranormal informal, Friends or Foes?
Flying dam well where they please
Having humans on their knees
No power resists the Nano Unos
Note: Nano Uno are angelic words, meaning “Power of The Source!” AGAPE 2 [aa g?
pay] Smile! And LOL!
Received gift one day, from another
Given in love, from older brother
Borrowed back at one time
Not returned, what a crime
Worst Indian giver, than any other
Reggae serenades a run down shack
Exquisite beats by D.J. SoundJack
A tall dreaded hippie
One that thrives on negative feedback
* D.J SoundJack is not a fictional character, he is one of my dearest friends and
biggest supporters. He spins all over the Tri-City area and in the Burroughs.
A raw talent indeed that throws a great show regardless of the venue.*