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Haiku Humorous Poems | Haiku Poems About Humorous

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places I've peed haiku series

1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.


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Valentine

Valentinius--
Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!


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Soccer Sucks

Soccer really sucks.
In real football they kick butt.
And what’s with the shorts?


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The Internet: Return

A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!


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Gravity

Huge swirling storm clouds
seem to defy gravity.
Seek safety in space.


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What Does The Dog Say

What does the dog say?
“I chase my own tail because
it looks delicious.”


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What Does The Fox Say

What does the fox say?
“I had rabbit yesterday,
I’ll have mouse today.”


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Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu

Coo-Coo Ca-Ca Chu!
That means a bird’s crapped on you!
That’s not nice at all!


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What Does The Ape Say

What does the ape say?
“Although I too walk upright,
I get no respect.”


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What Does The Butt Say

What does the butt say?
“Do not sit on me fatso,
it makes me real sore.”


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No Charm On The Farm

The third time’s a charm,
unless you live on a farm.
Cow poop stinks each time.


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What Does The Cow Say

What does the cow say?
“Don’t touch my teats you pervert.
I will call the cops.”


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Fear The Water

Still waters run deep.
Stay out of the deep water.
Don’t be stupido.


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What Does The Elf Say

What does the elf say?
“Santa Claus is a great boss.
He hired Mini Me.”


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Why Does The Ape Dance

Why does the ape dance?
Because he has a hot date
with a chimpanzee. 


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What Does The Bug Say

What does the bug say?
“Bug is a negative term.
I am an insect.”


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What Does The Hawk Say

What does the hawk say?
“Eagles are overrated.
We hawks rule the skies.”


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Why Does The Cock Crow

Why does the cock crow?
To get our lazy asses
out of our warm beds.


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What Does The Dick Say

What does the dick say?
“Not the hand you stupid fool.
I need a woman.”


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What Does The Frog Say

What does the frog say?
“I eat bugs. You eat my legs.
You must be crazy!”


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Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?


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Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?


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What Does The Pig Say

What does the pig say?
“I am a little bit plump,
I am not chubby.”


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What Does The Turd Say

What does the turd say?
“I once was delicious food.
Now I’m stinking crap.”


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Aliens at Your Bedroom Window

Don’t worry now child
There's no god, so worship space
You are not alone.


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The Internet

Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?


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What Does The Crow Say

What does the crow say?
“When I’m the farmer’s greatest
enemy, life sucks.”


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Midnight Light

I like the midnight.
I’m not afraid of the dark.
I have a flashlight.


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What Does The Bear Say

What does the bear say?
“Yes I do crap in the woods.
What is wrong with that?”


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What Does The Skunk Say

What does the skunk say?
“Stink is sweet perfume to me
so get over it.”