Funny Baseball Poems | Funny Poems About Baseball
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I am a fat oriole from Baltimore
With baseball cap and baseball mitt
I became a star cause well I could really hit
Made my money, to build my nest
Never grew up, cause I was born with good luck
I am a big fat Oriole I say to you
Now I am retired
So I sit in by chair
Eating my Oreos, double stuffed flair
Oriole oriole eating my oreos
I am fat cookie, a Baltimore storio
Copyright © arthur vaso
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Just like you!
Copyright © Smail Poems
upside down from a rafter
giving my cherished name
to short splintered sticks
that hits long balls
out of sight
both day and night and
did I mention the difficulty that I have
in going while hanging upside down
God made it so that
I must move to move
and stand upright
Copyright © RUDOLPH RINALDI
As a new father I coached my little league son
He was clumsy and uncoordinated
Picked dandelions in the outfield
Watched bumble bees fly and hum
Would run to a grounder and watch it stop
pick it up to throw it but it would drop
He enjoyed his team mates for they were friends
He struck out more than hitting the ball
Funny thing was he would always run whether he did or not
How I wanted him to hit the ball so hard
Perhaps a grand- slam homerun for him and my heart
But the greatness was in him- he was part of the team
His greatest joy was afterwards
When we’d all go get ice-cream
Copyright © Mark Goodson
It is rare when a woman is interested in a ball game.
However, your excuse for going is pretty lame.
There is not a single fact of baseball you know.
You could not tell Babe Ruth from Joe DiMaggio.
And that fact unfortunately is just the beginning.
Each part of the game is not a “quarter”, but an “inning”.
Chalk this one up as another hair brained scheme.
The goal you wish to attain is a pipe dream.
That is a concrete fact nobody can deny.
You wear expensive clothes hoping to catch their eye.
Many women would like to be a ball player’s honey.
After all, they do make an awful lot of money.
Here is something I have to point out that is true.
Not one of these players will be interested in you.
Copyright © Robert Pettit
Today is gonna be boring
because mom said it might
rain.Maybe I can have my best
bud Artie come over and play
with my toy train.
I called him over and he said that
he couldn't make it, he's not feeling
I know maybe I can practice
throwing my new curve ball.
I'm the best pitcher for our
school's little league.
I was in the living room getting
ready to throw a good one and
I opened up on my hand and
WHAM.A vase crashed into the
floor. I thought to myself when did
that get here. Oh boy I'm in trouble
What is a kid to do it's gonna rain.
Gotta think fast, I know I will glue it
back together, and it will be good as
new. I ran up the stairs to get the glue
out of my backpack to fix the vase(that
came out of nowhere).
About twenty minutes later l was done.
It looked fine to me. Later that night I was
playing my favorite video game.
I heard mom yell at the top of her lungs
"ALEX WHAT HAPPENED TO MY
Guess I didn't do a good job after all.
And you know what? It didn't even rain.
Copyright © Alexis Y.