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Erection Coverwidge on A-BEE-SHE

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Erection Coverwidge on A-BEE-SHE

Ghood ni...I mean ghood EVEN floaters!
This ish Siane Dawyer wish co-retorter
Georgie Shtephenatropolish...
We are now rejecting the shtate of twanzavania and
HO-HI-HO for Guvnor Obamanable and...
did I jush call you a HO, Georgia?
Well s..t!...I shink you ARE a HO...
Didn't I she you cwuising the sheets of Wahingtonio?
You cain fool me! Been-there-done-th...
Wha you say?...Well!!...Let me deform you
I wush once a homeless queen!!...Here,
wanna she my cwown?...Ow! You so CWUMSY!
Look wha you done my foreskin breeding?
Reducer!...Inducer!...Seducer?? (whaEVER)
Cut! Cut!...NOOO you idiot! I didn't mean...
Wha happen to the fweekin' lites?

...An ABC spokesperson said she was 'tired and overworked'
Whew!...and here I was thinking she was popping pills...

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  1. Date: 1/9/2013 6:38:00 PM are too naughty! Light & Love

  1. Date: 11/11/2012 10:45:00 AM
    hahaha, this is awesome. I think I heard about this one, that famous lady on the news!!! Wish I'd seen it.

  1. Date: 11/10/2012 8:13:00 AM
    Okay Tim. I never know what I'm going to find when I open up a new one by a favorite. This is a lollipoploosa. Just like the snippets I tuned in for. love, Kathy

  1. Date: 11/8/2012 11:57:00 AM
    Sounds like someone's polictically inebriated... Neich plome, Tim... Terry

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 5:30:00 PM
    Ha! Ha! so funny, Tim! Loved this one! hugs, catie :)

  1. Date: 11/7/2012 3:27:00 PM
    you look a bit old for this Tim :) goooooooooood niiiiigggghhhhhhtttttttt enjoyed love elizabeth