Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

WELL I NEVER DROVE CALL ME OLD SCHOOL BUT I WAS BORN AT HOME IN BLIZZARD 1963 IN CHICAGO DURING A CIVIL RIGHTS RIOTS SADLY IT WAS DANGEROUS I WENT TO HEADSTART IN DARK SEDANS WITH FOUR GUARDS IN DARK GLASSES IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE I GREW UP IN A ERA WHERE CAR BOMBS...

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Dog chases his tail round and round, was he spell bound? He looks very funny, like a wound up dog bunny. Did you ever feel like this crazy dog? Are you living in a fog?  Maybe you are asking where am I going? Is life unknowing? Could we be chasing our own tail? Take a deep breath and have a cold ginger ale....

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Cartoon Character Clerihew 12.8.25 Popeye, the Sailor Man a confidence trickster who always said, “I can !” he could do any strenuous task when at sea on land, he follicked with Queen Bea ! ...

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Cartoon Character Clerihew 12.8.25 Donald Duck and Daisy Duck had so much plucky luck they invested in tranquil park ponds then meditated swimming alongside fronds ! ...

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Carton Character Clerihew 12.8.25 Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse wanted to buy a fancy estate house went scurrying to a corporation bank found it full of greedy glitzy hanks ! ...

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In moonlight's hush, beneath the elm, A masked marauder stalks his realm. With paws like whispers, eyes like coal, He seeks the prize that fills his soul. But lo! The bin—his ancient foe— Stands smug, unyielding, sealed in woe. Its lid, a tyrant, cold and tight, Dares mock his hunger...

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(Intro) Yo, I got scars on my knuckles and dreams in a duffle, Life gave me lemons, I sold 'em in a hustle. Mandy said “swing by,” I said “bet,” no delay— But what happened next? Man, lemme just say... --- Verse 1 Mandy told me to stop by, I pulled up in Crocs,...

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Bugs Bunny: a cartoon character who was more than just funny. His way of dealing with rivals was shrewd. Yosemite Sam always came out worse in their feud....

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JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inside walls where shadows dance bright, Lived Max the mouse, heart full of light. By the soft candle's glow, He would shiver, you know, As he warmed his tiny paws through the night. In the glow of the moon, Max felt bold, With stories of cheese to be...

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How come "Semitic" be "anti-Semitic"! Give me a break shall yeah...

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Beneath the sky’s deep purple hue, Music calls, the laughter too; Wheels turn slow, the lights all spin, And pull us gently further in. The air smells sweet with candy threads, With buttered corn and warm baked breads; A carousel of painted dreams, It ripples on the moonlit streams. I watch your eyes in neon glow, They shine in ways you may not know; The...

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My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat. Times staring at him are times I often repeat. His blond tendrils hang down, outside his do-rag, and are curls my fingers just have to twirl and grab. Fierce, piercing blue eyes allow his gaze to melt me, happens all the time and never do I ever mind. The rich pay surgeons for...

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The sickeningly sweet perfume irritated his nose That flirty scent of fake flowers, imitation rose Lingered in his nostrils too long, what a tease! It tickled, he could not help but to sneeze....

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Well, I guess it's time... Just remember, I didn't draw the line. You all dont care cause you're doing just fine, In the end, you've shown that you lack a spine! Does it make you happy to make me feel bad? Does it feed your ego to make me feel sad? Empathy is something you all never had... Does my existence, despite...

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To work with someone is her only wish, It is boring to sell fish, All she has is seaweed, not pearls, to cherish, For lunch, she eats potato chips and relish. To work with somebody is all she's asking for, Selling fish alone is such a bore, Eating potato chips and relish is not a cure, There is a coworker out there,...

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