Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

So my mom's parents are from Ireland; her mom is from Galway and her dad is from Cork. My grandma had 13 siblings. My great grandfather was a schoolmaster (principle) with a family farm, so they were sort of uppety. Side note, my grandfather from Cork was one of five, and all of them were Angela's Ashes...

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Goldilocks and the three bears, The story is a classic. But one idea came to mind, What if she was made of plastic? With lips so swollen And cheeks so bloated She was red and shiny And was very coated. The bears that came saw the porridge, They searched and found Goldilocks. Screaming and fearful,...

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My hair is wild, as wild as can be. It sticks out in all sorts of places, It goes through many fits and stages, You can’t imagine the myriad of gazes! I have curls to a large degree. They won’t listen to my plea. My hair demands to be free....

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A beast named Gavin Godzilla Liked a girl named Priscilla. The issue was that he was a klutz And it drove everyone nuts. He was an embarrassed, sorry gorilla. He broke everything that he touched And accidentally smutched. He tripped on his feet And tried to retreat Because he felt ashamed and blushed. Gavin came...

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Emma, Empress of Unicorn Empire, esprit de corps of elementary school, expeditious at exaggerating expression, eagerly extending empathy of enormous embrace, endless enthusiasm, exuberant existence. Deacon, Duke of derring-do, diligently, doggedly daily to delightful displays of dauntless daredevil, destruction, determined gamer, droll demeanor, dearly dedicated to devouring desserts, Dad's double, diplomat of Dreamland....

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Creatures of the sea, all beautiful and fair. A thought comes to mind, what if they swam in the air? Would we swat fish away as we do with bugs Or tentacle arms always giving hugs? Whales would want nicknames, Sardines playing hopscotch games, Lion-fish need to be tamed, Crabs at cafes sipping coffee...

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When cooking something hot, The oven mitts you grab. Pulling them on, you think, “Am I a wanna-be crab?”...

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Why did the teeny, tiny mouse, With the gigantic size cheese, Grow as big as a house And the cheese, smaller than bees?...

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Did you know that Flamingos love to tango? Three steps forward, one side step, Shake of the hips, they end the prep. Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide, Flamingos dance as colorful as mango....

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Like a dog digging bone, I hunt stories Write orgies from words known With syntax like old men's drone And metaphors overblown ...

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“Let’s hang this heavy picture,” I heard my wife say to me. Giving her a claw hammer I put a steel nail up high. “When I nod my head, hit it.” …That’s the last thing I recall....

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The warden's dog steals every snack, The inmates plot to get them back. A daring heist for honey buns, 'Til Fluffy wins, and off he runs! The gym’s a war of flexing might, Larry claims he’s built for flight. He jumps, he flaps, he hits the ground, The...

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Okapi thought he was a horse Attempted to blend in, of course Zebras kicked him out Horses ran about But okapi had no remorse ...

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The way he gazes at the moon, Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. I envy his starlight, the perfect fit for a groom The kind that doesn't find a reason to fight With much passion, I was drawn by his spiritual side, Putting on a show with his flamboyant stride...

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Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief You were carried in by a stork Too much wait for your arrival Now that you’re here Wasn’t told you do parkour I can’t stop loving you You’re so sweet little Oreo ...

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