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Christmas Funny Poems

These Christmas Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Funny Christmas poems written by international poets.


Leftovers by Terry Flood
Leftovers

Don’t let Christmas come in too much of a hurry
I really can’t handle one more turkey curry
The kids now want something else for their teas
So...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humorous, new

Premium MemberChristmas Dinner by Darren White
onions
garlic
fine white win

butternut
squash
quince and mince

leek
scallops
clotted cream

turkey stuffed
pastry puffed
chives give hives

people gaseous
pissed 
nauseous

happy holidays to all...

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Keeping mum by Sneha RV The Literature Lover

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 


Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume......

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Categories: funny, child, childhood, children, christian,

Premium MemberLeave Your Children With A Mass Murderer by Caren Krutsinger
Are you ready?
Picture eighty-seven children, practicing for a Christmas show
in a sales barn that does not have heat or a sound system.

A skunk died somewhere...

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Categories: christmas, endurance, faith, funny,

Premium MemberMy Christmas Pets by CayCay Jennings
Each of my cats, my heart does adore;
yes, lovingly, I adore all four.
Raja, Mati, Walter and Lacy
all love Christmas messes like crazy.
For their gifts, I...

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Categories: funny, cat, character, christmas, cute,

Blotto In The Grotto by Terry Flood
The reindeer and Santa proceed at a canter
On a sleigh made of magical wood
They’ve gone to fill shelves with gifts made by elves
For all the...

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Lighting Disaster by Terry Hoffman
I look at Dad and his sad plight.
The Christmas tree bulbs will not light.
How can we celebrate the night,
without that sight, without that sight?

Now he...

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Lucie's First Christmas by Terry Hoffman
My first Christmas with Lucie, 
I had some qualms, you know.
No idea what to expect
when I put up light show.

Would she climb the Christmas tree,
and...

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Categories: cat, christmas, funny, humor,

Lazy Rudolph by Terry Hoffman
Old Rudolph was lazy this year.
Did not want to pull, that was clear.
He sulked in his stall
and started to bawl.
St. Nick had a problem, I...

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Joe the Snowman by Terry Hoffman
There once was a snowman named Joe.
He was made of magical snow.
But, then sunshine appeared
and it happened as feared.
Joe put on a great melting show....

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Categories: christmas, cute, funny, snow,

Boxing Day by Rico Leffanta
My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on...

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Christmas wishlist by Alex Duffy
Growing up, most children hope for mum and dad's presents
I was passed around foster families wishing for my mum and dad's presence
But I had a...

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Categories: christmas, fun, funny, meaningful,

Teasing Santa Claus by Trevor McLeod
Hear Santa sneaking through your house.
It's him you think is squeaking.
With hips going thump on table sides
as clumsiness goes reeking.

When suddenly you hear the sound
of...

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Categories: character, christmas, cute, funny,

My Worst Gift by Terry Flood
My Worst Gift

My dad’s a lifelong villain
But I’m the one that’s sorry
Cos this year all my presents fell
off the back of a lorry

I didn’t get...

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Categories: birthday, christmas, father, funny,

Good King Wenceslas Again by Lee Leon
Good King Wenceslas again
On the feast of Stephen
Saw the snow spread white and plain
Deep and crisp and even.
Afar a snowy hump in sight
Attracted his attention
Could...

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Categories: animal, christmas, fantasy, funny,

Premium MemberYou Will Shoot Your Eye Out by Caren Krutsinger
A big-blue-eyed Ralphie Parker, coveting a Red Ryder Air Rifle, 
So that he can defend himself against Scut Farkus, that would be a feat.
Beautiful Betty...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium MemberCUTE CHRISTMAS COUPLET by Cindi Rockwell
OUR CHRISTMAS SONG
Tree trimmed, stockings hung, gifts wrapped, fire HOT
So Santa gives roasted nuts we forgot!

December 19, 2018...

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Premium MemberChristmas Pets-- Mittens the Kitten Cat that's Her Gold Ornament by James Edward Lee Sr.
         Christmas Pets-- Mittens the Kitten Cat that's Her Gold Ornament

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Categories: analogy, animal, cat, funny,

Premium MemberA Christmas Sencharlieru by Paul Callus

 late at night
 a shepherd
 woke his wife

 I saw...heard
 angels sing
 in the sky!

 it’s the wine
 she mumbled
 or UFOs!

- - -...

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Premium MemberSanta Hits The Snooze Button by Eve Roper
Santa Hits The Snooze Button


Santa went out last night dressed as mutton 
drinking too much at the costume party.
Being a glutton woke up with a...

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