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Christmas Funny Poems

These Christmas Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Funny Christmas poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Snow Go
There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
	But Jolly Saint Nick,
	well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to...

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Categories: christmas, funny, giggle, holiday,



Premium Member Loser
There once was a pudgy old elf 
he loaded the toys from the shelf
	filled the sleigh full 
	too heavy to pull
needed to lose half of...

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Categories: christmas, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Christmas Picket
Elves were on strike, it was Santas worst fear
Sick of long, late hours and forced Christmas cheer
Sick of being on shelves
What to give to these...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Biden ruins Christmas
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
  But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...

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Categories: car, christmas, funny, holiday,

Premium Member Upon Santa's Knee
There was a young boy of three
who sat upon Santa's knee
when Santa jiggled
he cried and wiggled
and soaked Santa's suite with pee.


(Limerick)


12/01/2022


A Funny Christmas Or December...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, boy, child, christmas,



Premium Member Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas- we heard not a peep
for our three little kids were in bed fast asleep.
We looked up at each other and...

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Categories: christmas, confusion, funny,

Premium Member Cheesy Christmas Limerick
Barn-ward we heard the reindeer's sneeze.
Smells of nutmeg and clove in the breeze. 
With Santa stuck in the John,
From dusk till about dawn,
Looks like we...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Rudolph's Run In
Officer please, I respect the police
Please issue a warning for my release!
Who knew a red headlight’s illegal?
I know they don’t show up on seagulls.
Oh, ...

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Categories: animal, christmas, fun, funny,

Premium Member Lighting the Tree
My Christmas lights emerged a tangle
They twisted and turned at an angle
	toes caught the middle
	caused me to piddle
The shock caused my jingle to jangle 

29...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Not so much with the Merry
Twas the night before Christmas, up in the North Pole
The pressure of the season was taking its toll
Deadlines and long hours were causing some stress
“Some”...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Merry and Bright
Christmas was only a few hours away.
Santa and elves were coming on the sleigh.
The night was filled with fair sights,
'Til the clash with festive lights.
Soon...

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Categories: christmas, color, funny, light,

Premium Member Waiting For Santa
 
We kids were wait, waiting for Santa Clause;
Oh, even my cat was tapping her paws.
With wrapped Christmas toys obsessed;
With true "meaning" not yet blessed.
While...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Ham And Cheese On A Bun
Twas the night before Christmas, and I couldn't sleep,
so I left my bed; without so much as a peep.
And headed to the kitchen for something...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, christmas, eve, fantasy,

Premium Member Spendthrifts
On Christmas morning, beneath the tree
Wonderous gifts her heart could foresee
When she opened her gifts
She knew these were spendthrifts
The rest of the day she felt...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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Categories: christmas, december, funny, hilarious,