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Christmas Funny Poems

These Christmas Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Funny Christmas poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Two Out Of This World Friends
The yellow and blue ground,                    ...

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Categories: funny, blue, fantasy, friend, kiss,



Premium Member A Party In The Snow
2020 has been a year of blue,                  ...

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Categories: funny, blue, christmas, cry, fun,

Premium Member The Last One
THE LAST ONE

It’s very cold up North, the ice stretches for miles.
There’s a knock at my window, oh!
 It’s my better half, and he smiles.
“Come...

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Categories: celebration, character, christmas, funny,

SANTAS ELF
Santa’s elf pulled a quick prank
On Mrs. Claus, he didn’t think
He took her hot pie
And hid it up high
She found it, then gave him a...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, funny, humorous,

PRANCER POKE
Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, christmas, december, fun, humor,



Premium Member Game Of Thrones Christmas Eve
Way up North in the land of snow and moose,
it was Christmas Eve, but instead of harnessing
his impatient reindeer,
Santa was drunk on rum and beer,
cursing,...

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Categories: anger, christmas, funny, humor,

Box of Socks
I searched the store with glee;
Going on a shopping spree
To find a gift for you from me
To place beneath the Christmas tree

The busy shoppers I...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member The Last One
The last one,                      ...

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Categories: funny, cry, humorous, love, poems,

Premium Member Where Do We Poets Go
There was a huge sign,                    ...

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Categories: funny, computer, cry, friendship, poems,

Premium Member Blessings Acrostic
B
L
E
Singing carols for all to hear.
Smelling warm cookies from the oven.
I
N
G
Saying prayers to God above.


Date Written: 11/26/2020
Kim’s Acrostic Play 2 Holiday Version...

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Categories: funny, blessing, child, christmas, night,

Premium Member Old Times

Over the years things have changed. 

Looking back at the funny photos.

Dad wore sneakers on the beach.

 
 

Time where have you gone?

Ineed a memory...

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Categories: funny, beach, family, food, fun,

Premium Member It Is What It Is Or Is It
What is it she asked,                    ...

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Categories: funny, angel, cry, day, fun,

A Sack Full of Coal
An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 
as...

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Categories: children, christmas, december, funny,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, character, hope,

A Christmas Pandemic Carol
Mistletoe's carry away the Christmas woes
Jingle bells let's catch the holiday sales
Silent night, pandemic fright
Deck the halls, spiked eggnog calls
Some will hide away in a...

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Categories: christmas, funny, holiday,