Ridiculous Poems - Poems about Ridiculous

Rickety rackety ruffled ridiculous Rhine, Make her hair stick out like a ball of twine Let it fall out on the floor and in church too Put a permanent skunk in her chimney wazoo Make her look silly in front of thousands I say Take away her fun, sabotage her in every way If she takes a step, let her trip...

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She says witches are ugly if bad She's says like it some kind of new fad Which makes me think Did this princess in pink Called me ugly and now I am sad...

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Revolution triumphs with hope to replace the monstrous organs that only ate but never really wanted to function. But if that hope is not equipped to fill the void with precision plans and control then revolution will get smeared as ridiculous, cause further pain and deadly destruction. (09.24.2024)...

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Rip currents of ridiculous riddles wet the chops of ink and parchment; A poet enjoys tea and berry jam-tarts, her pen tremors ‘We’re all mad here.’ Wet the chops of ink and parchment, visit the tempestuous Queen of Hearts; Feed your mind, milk her rose garden; A poet enjoys tea and berry jam-tarts drifting off into a golden afternoon; Teaspoons paddle a sea of...

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Ridiculous Restrictions A beautiful mansion stood before me, Carved charisma, a beauty to see, My mind was imprisoned by its crimson designs, The sea beside gave a paranormal vibe, My phone chimed, I read the strange instructions, What were these ridiculous restrictions? “Go straight to Room no. 403, Don’t peek into rooms, don’t stop to see, Screams and whispers are just illusions, The white...

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silly filly...

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Yes, I am, shy and fussy I'm a blissful clown I only ask God don't allow me lose the sense of ridicule,,...

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of all the ridiculous rumors out there right now this one has me absolutely falling out of my high chair laughing until my ribs are sore yes of course you'd like to know...

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Pups followed her home from this place and that. She had bulldogs, basset hounds, and puppies so fat. They followed her inside and lay down on her bed. The mattress was cozy underneath each little head. Her almost suiters were astounded to see the scene. They said, “This is ridiculous!” One sounded quite mean. You do not understand, she said. Here,...

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There're a lot of Strange, funny and weird stories It's common to be employed as a stuntman in acting But not to be employed for something evils But not to be employed as a scapegoat Maybe a ghost is looking for a substitute But it's certainly ridiculous To look for a stand-in for sickness To look for a stuntman for your...

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She dresses so young! She should dress her age! She looks ridiculous. I scoff at these old biddies. If any of them looked half as good They would be dressed exactly like her. She takes care of herself. She exercises. She eats healthy. She has a slim body, and her skin is impeccable. This is where all the gossiping is coming from. I roll my...

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Nonsense Spontaneous, Ridiculous Freeing, Exciting, Uplifting Whimsy, Laughter, Decisions, Definitions Perceiving, Questioning, Deciding Necessary, Practical Logic Aug 16, 2022...

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Eat my shoes Eat my shoes Eat my shoes, eat my shoes, eat my shoes Please -- eat -- my -- shoes Eat my shoes....

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I'm wearing a conical hat A conical, conical, conical hat Oh waddaya thinkabout dat My conical, conical, conical, conical, Conical conical hat; that is my conical hat....

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Click bait promised me "Gosling's Favorite Movies" but there were no goslings, just some boring guy named Brian....

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