Weird Poems - Poems about Weird

...Leopard looks solidly relaxed Reposing in the top of his tree Using binoculars, I marvel at his beauty. Or her beauty, there is a regal magnificence about her I wonder if she senses she is being ......Read More

...It's lovely outside, I think I’ll go knickerless today. You don’t want to do that, you might get knocked down by a bus. Why would that make any difference. You always have to wear clean underwear ......Read More

...I God always wins the wager if we live long on earth... and even if we don't. II Some questions die with questioners; even if God heard the questioning daily (for 90 years) III If Jesus died......Read More

...Up from blues and jazz, history beats Scored by great wars we hope never repeat While the rich in control, rule our country’s heartbeat With millions wishing for... just something better to eat. ......Read More

......“Harpoons away,”this ensign said, “Impact in a minute or less.” The captain nodded, strange as this was, they’d picked on the wrong ship to test. Out on the Atlantic waters across the waves......Read More

...You’ve heard of the Flying Dutchman, the ghost-ship that travels the seas, there’s countless legends about it, a great deal of variety. Some say it’s just cursed to wander, a result of some an......Read More

...It's weird and sometimes wild living with a non-LeftBrain verbal dominant aspiring child, now young adult I find myself waiting for him to nonverbally connect and correct me about my patria......Read More

...My brother Richie used to turn into a loon when he got the old Maid. His face would turn red, scarlet, plum, and a bright fuchsia shade. The rest of us would know, and we could not stop laughing at......Read More

...I’ve got a flat tyre. Congratulations, hope you’ll both be very happy. Can you fix it? Are you going to a fancy dress party? I’m getting married, Sherlock. Wow, kept that quiet, who’s ......Read More

...What kind of fish are you? The curious girl asked the mechanical bass. We are steampunk fish, the bass replied, thinking the question crass. When I think steampunk I think metallic, silver, gold an......Read More

...Cat Once I had a cat who loved to wear shirts, More than he loved anything else He was an odd cat Barely a cat at all He loved shirts, And baths, He loved all food, Except peanut butter. H......Read More

...I'm all swirled up whilst sat so still Bothered by blusters of half formed thoughts Tumultuous and treading carefully With myself Who I vowed to be kind to Maybe adrenaline courses about Atta......Read More

...I'm happy here Curled up at the end Of my smallest daughter's bed My head on a spare Squishmallow If I want I can look at her beautiful Little face To leave, I'll step over Possibly 100 toy......Read More

... One day out of nowhere appeared A worm, sort of plump and bright green. It looked kind of scary and weird- A creature the kids hadn't seen. It lay on the steps to the school- Looked up wit......Read More

... A Metamucil Moment" Woke up this morning Feeling rather blue Ran out of Metamucil Don't know what to do Muscles really aching Joints are creaky sore I ran out of Ben-Gay Have to......Read More