Weird Poems - Poems about Weird

I am a little weird, I will admit, odd as well, but bizarre? Not a bit. It’s my appearance, you will agree: my head is on reversed, strangely. Consequently I see things from the back, a privileged view most people lack. But I don’t mind, so, please, no pity for what others call my “deformity.” It’s really a blessing in disguise, for it’s...

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She's so wise and courageous She's so contagious She's not everyone's type She's good and bad Depends on how you ride Stay on the tide She takes no bribe, even if you're her tribe. She's a God sent With nice cents Like she burns insects She wears unisex Never urge for sex She's offset Don't upset her. She conscious She never reap Where she...

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Pink mushroom guy was a dancer, a dreamer called Dilly Dally Dew. He loved fuchsia, purple, lavender, and pink of every shade and hue. Why does he insist on those colors? His dad asked, irritated a bit. Pink was the color for boys in Victorian days, said his wife, Mrs. Whit. Daddy looked it up, for it was difficult...

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You just will not believe what we found in the desert sands, a city lost a thousand years out in the western lands! I led the dig that found the place, and I’ve got to tell you, what we’ve dug up is gonna change all that you thought you knew… In the middle of this lost town, an unexpected site, buildings of all past world...

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Isn't it weird that I say multiple names a day, but my breath catches only when I say yours? Isn't it weird how people try to make me smile, yet all their attempts remain futile? Isn't it weird how my eyes travel across the room, in hopes of finding you? Isn’t it weird how I stay...

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i'm in a muppet mood today ~ suffering from a persisting hangover i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly goofy looney and scatterbrained with bulging eyes and a bad hairday even my voice sounded bizarre AP: Honorable Mention 2025 ...

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I don’t stream a lot of TV but once I’m in that mode, I’m down and I can’t get up. Best pickup line I heard this week: “You could be my emergency contact.” A girl recently called me “weird people.” She was effusive and I was put in my place. Apparently, good grammar isn’t legally enforceable. Her friend apologized, saying—and wrote it down. “She...

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The daddy was lying on the couch again Spending all of his hours after work doing nothing Wifey dear was cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry What she always does after an eight-hour day of office stuff The daughter saw, and realized women must be the worker bees Men get to lie around and do nothing; she felt angry and resentful Their...

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The witch of the woods watches from the window, While willows’ webs weave wildly in the wind, And wicked whiffs of worm-water are wafting From the whirling well of woe and wallow....

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Ivan an industrious inventor was labelled imbecilic by some They thought his ideas bizarre, strange, weird, crazy and dumb Not one single original idea in any of their feathered heads He became a billionaire when he invented his interactive dog beds....

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I have some weird feelings. The feeling when you run away from home and you forgot your umbrella… …But it hasn’t rained yet, so maybe you’ll be ok… I’m too young to have learned to pack enough sweatshirts. You want to have enough clothes packed. Forever. Don’t forget to bring a toothbrush. I have to find some way to remember… Smell...

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Melancholy is a weird word Sounds like merriment, which is absurd The word miscellaneous is crazy too Sounds like a snake that overgrew Words have meanings on pronunciation Some never share a celebration I take some words and kick them up and down They jiggle and joggle, but rarely frown...

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follow the poolside shadows Venus of Delphi daughter of bitter waves peek through the peephole of my glaucous thorax open your byzantine eyes and spurn your locomotor ataxia one glance at our vitreous hands – a sight for blind sore eyes one brush of our riveted lips – gone astray in malformations one ponderous confession later – immaterial as a shadow of the lash let the weeping...

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Because I'd been good for a very long while, my parents decided to buy me a crocodile. Then all the kids on the block thought I really did rock. Till two weeks later, another kid’s parents decided to buy him an alligator! Shoot! And now some kid’s braggin’ his parents are gonna buy him a Komodo dragon. Oh, my God! This is way...

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DDO Reverse acrostic Delightfully different, humans should not be Defined by categories based on behavior, beliefs or lifestyle Otherwise, we would all be classified as odd. I must be odd as I wrote this as a reverse acrostic! ...

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