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Weird Poems - Poems about Weird

Premium Member A Saturday like no other
i'm in a muppet mood today ~ suffering from a persisting hangover i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly goofy looney and scatterbrained with bulging eyes and a bad hairday even my voice sounded bizarre AP: Honorable Mention 2025 Posted on April 12, 2025...

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Categories: weird, humorous, morning, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member thought clouds
I don’t stream a lot of TV but once I’m in that mode, I’m down and I can’t get up. Best pickup line I heard this week: “You could be my emergency contact.” A girl recently called me “weird people.” She was effusive and I was put in my place. Apparently, good grammar isn’t legally enforceable. Her friend apologized, saying—and wrote it down. “She...

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Categories: weird, humor, school, student,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Social Cues that are Weird Not the Norm
The daddy was lying on the couch again Spending all of his hours after work doing nothing Wifey dear was cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry What she always does after an eight-hour day of office stuff The daughter saw, and realized women must be the worker bees Men get to lie around and do nothing; she felt angry and resentful Their...

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Categories: weird, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Narrative
Weird Weeds - Mar 2
The witch of the woods watches from the window, While willows’ webs weave wildly in the wind, And wicked whiffs of worm-water are wafting From the whirling well of woe and wallow....

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Categories: weird, corruption, evil, fantasy, gothic,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member but his Ideas are so Weird
Ivan an industrious inventor was labelled imbecilic by some They thought his ideas bizarre, strange, weird, crazy and dumb Not one single original idea in any of their feathered heads He became a billionaire when he invented his interactive dog beds....

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Categories: weird, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Weird Feelings
I have some weird feelings. The feeling when you run away from home and you forgot your umbrella… …But it hasn’t rained yet, so maybe you’ll be ok… I’m too young to have learned to pack enough sweatshirts. You want to have enough clothes packed. Forever. Don’t forget to bring a toothbrush. I have to find some way to remember… Smell...

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Categories: weird, dark, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Melancholy is a Weird Word
Melancholy is a weird word Sounds like merriment, which is absurd The word miscellaneous is crazy too Sounds like a snake that overgrew Words have meanings on pronunciation Some never share a celebration I take some words and kick them up and down They jiggle and joggle, but rarely frown...

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Categories: weird, words,
Form: Rhyme
The Lingering
follow the poolside shadows Venus of Delphi daughter of bitter waves peek through the peephole of my glaucous thorax open your byzantine eyes and spurn your locomotor ataxia one glance at our vitreous hands – a sight for blind sore eyes one brush of our riveted lips – gone astray in malformations one ponderous confession later – immaterial as a shadow of the lash let the weeping...

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Categories: weird, imagery, surreal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Keeping up with the Joneses, who are weird
Because I'd been good for a very long while, my parents decided to buy me a crocodile. Then all the kids on the block thought I really did rock. Till two weeks later, another kid’s parents decided to buy him an alligator! Shoot! And now some kid’s braggin’ his parents are gonna buy him a Komodo dragon. Oh, my God! This is way...

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Categories: weird, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member DDO
DDO Reverse acrostic Delightfully different, humans should not be Defined by categories based on behavior, beliefs or lifestyle Otherwise, we would all be classified as odd. I must be odd as I wrote this as a reverse acrostic! ...

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Categories: weird, philosophy,
Form: Acrostic
Weirdo
In a world of laughter, he stood apart, A boy with shadows dancing in his heart. With a grin that twisted like a crooked vine, He found the punchline in the darkest line. When others wept, he’d chuckle and jest, Finding solace in chaos, a curious quest. Destruction was...

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Categories: weird, anti bullying, boy, dark,
Form: Rhyme
Weird watchers
**A**rtificial wordsmith, a digital scribe, **C**reating verses with precision and vibe. **R**hythmic patterns, a symphony of sound, **O**des and sonnets, in your presence abound. **S**yllables dance, like fairies in flight, **T**hrough your algorithms, they take their flight. **I**ntelligent design, a marvel to behold, **C**omposing poems, stories yet untold. ...

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Categories: weird, art, character, fairy, family,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Nicholaus Copernicus is so Weird
Nicolaus Copernicus claimed the earth orbits the sun Other fourth graders joked about it and made lots of fun. His parents were embarrassed by their weird decisive child. His theories changed understanding of the universe. Isn’t that wild?...

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Categories: weird, history,
Form: Rhyme
Santa got stranded in Florida
In Florida, Santa was found stranded, All drivers grew wary of his white beard, Yet, his gifts they had earlier demanded, To everyone, he then looked somehow weird. But soon came a driver dressed all in red, Who believed that Santa was a spirit, So, he slowly approached with a bowed head, His problem, he believed he would solve it. He was happy...

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Categories: weird, christmas, faith, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Beyond Weird
Undeniably these are weird times for US all Maybe they have been for a very long time Where the hard working and law abiding Are used and abused, ridiculed and punished But now it’s beyond weird Where those who come illegally Are given a red carpet Flown around, deposited at five star hotels Given thousands a month in handouts And slaps...

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Categories: weird, allegory, cinderella, fantasy, society,
Form: Narrative

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