Silly Poems | Examples of Silly Poetry

Sitting in a coffee shop one Saturday morning, ...Read the rest...

Crossroads in the desert sands swirls, an orb whirls around as clouds gather, lightning bolt violet violently twirls, roads crack with shotgun thunder. Visage a pearl cascades as she approaches me, cut through the dirt she speaks a litany reverie, “You...Read the rest...

Each day is a sampling of liquids at play. Nye sniffs the water bowl, Not to her taste. She will agree, "It's not for me!" ...Read the rest...

My spirit sags so where do I go to renew my spirit Only I know To my notebook or laptop I sit and I write Until my fingers say stop And my heart feels light My soul is uplifted my mind is sharp my thoughts are...Read the rest...

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open Don't try it, you might blow a gasket There's a bunch of other stuff you should know Before they put you in a casket Greece's anthem has over a hundred verses The...Read the rest...

Bread or cake, which would you like? Her head inquired from a pike....Read the rest...

deep in the jungle of a desert lowland lived a huge tiny creature the size of his hand his mouth was just like a mountain ravine with a belly as big as a washing machine this enormous old thing really...Read the rest...

the donkey set the table but the table set was wonky when the crane brought the game and the mice brought the dice the horses cooked the food and the food they cooked in courses the deer brought the beer and the...Read the rest...

the ravenous witch famished with greed tummied and toothed in scoops could she eat pickles and pockles and piggy trough trays gorging, gullooging and munching for days she went picking parcels and morsels of stuff jiggleberries, hockleberries but never enough apples and hopples pebbles and pears the horribliest fruit even...Read the rest...

I swallowed an owl I didn’t mean too it flew in when my mouth was open as I stood admiring a flowery garden its feathers tickled making me cough and scoff ...Read the rest...

He heard that the zoo was for sale; a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail': 'I want' - to the lass - 'your pussy and ass!' (And that's why he's banged up in jail...)...Read the rest...

There once was a donkey from Delhi Who dared call a tiger's breath smelly Tiger roared out in great rage Which donkey could not assuage And ended up in tiger's belly...Read the rest...

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out to play Georgie Porgie turned to gay....Read the rest...

There once was a President Joe Who was awful forgetful and slow To the point he forgot Who was who and was what Go Joe! (As in actually go) The door's over there, Joe. Take care With the steps, and look...Read the rest...

Go, vacuum cleaner, howl and shout. Yes, point at me your sucking snout. I'll turn your stomach bag inside out 'Til all your dust and crumbs come out....Read the rest...