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Joke Poems - Poems about Joke

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Having counted wooly sheep was woken from a deep delta sleep in the middle of the night thought I'd heard a pig snort but no that can't be right tho' kicked out of bed and landing on my head knew where I stood for delegated to the floor then relegated to the room next door when in no uncertain terms she said, 'You're sawing wood, you...

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Categories: joke, animal, humorous, me, sleep,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Respect The Joke
Respect The Joke Humor Feels Like Divinity To Me And Respect Is Just A Joke. Something Will Come Up. Just You Wait! !!! OK. No. No. I Can't. -Gray Squirrel -Gray Squirrel 05-21-2025...

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Categories: joke, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member No Joke
No Joke Once The Punch! Line Wears Off It's Kinda' Dumb. Sooo Fast. -Gray Squirrel 05-18-2025 ...

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Categories: joke, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Accidental Joke
Accidental Joke There's Not Much More I Can Say About That. I Mean: NOTHING Is ALWAYS Going To Be Funny: You KNOW. Hah-Hah-Hah... It Was An Accident! Relax: I Think I Mean: Me. -Gray Squirrel 05-15-2025...

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Categories: joke, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member One Big Joke
Love tells a lifetime's one big joke, 'bout a man whose dreams went up in smoke. He was the punchline in the end. Why does the butt of humor, all the while, wear a strange, mysterious smile, and what happened to his friend?...

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Categories: joke, mystery,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Life, in its cruelest joke, gives us only enough time to discover ourselves
Life, in its cruelest joke, gives us only enough time to discover ourselves, we toil through the years of uncertainty, forging identities like soul blacksmiths, sharpening our talents, enduring betrayals and broken hearts, reaching the peak of self-possession only to be ready to depart. This is the irony of life, where maturity comes hand in hand with obsolescence, wisdom, that...

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Categories: joke, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
NO WOKE JOKE
NO WOKE JOKE Hardly ever, in many thousand years Yet now it seems, on this special day Teasing is now accepted as the norm Gutted, I must now complete a form Denying any involvement in any way Genuinely, I’m innocent as it appears ...

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Categories: joke, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Cosmic Joke
The cosmic joke Which says We are what We're seeking Is a story Which resounds And may be Disappointing For the one Seeking the end Of beliefs.. Renewed joke......

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Categories: joke, community, how i feel,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Joke
A racist and Christian walk into a bar the Christian says you are racist the racist says you are not a Christian the both have a good laugh up on the TV Screen babies being slaughtered they sip their fancy drinks and go cheers no white kids right? nah just deported slum or foreign folk no one cares lets have another drink and laugh at those less than us they...

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Categories: joke, evil, hate, racism,
Form: Free verse
the joke is on me
The joke is on me When I read that Starmer, when visiting Trump, had with him an invitation from the king of England, offering Trump dinner I thought it was a joke, but it was true. Trump was flattered and accepted the invitation Of course, he is an egomaniac who thinks he is a royal American king,...

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Categories: joke, absence, america, beautiful, betrayal,
Form: Blank verse
Life - A Terrible Sweet Joke
Once upon, in the night, Gazing at the stars and the sky, Recalling all what happened, Thinking about the past and the present, Makes me really cry... It's what called the life. I wish I could have its control, What, when and how, Then it wouldn't have made me lose, What was in the life's spoon, I want to be me -only me, But to...

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Categories: joke, destiny, fate, growing up,
Form: Lyric
Absence Doesn't Make the Heart Grow Fonder
I didn't go to school yesterday Didn't feel like it Absence makes the heart grow fonder, they say Nobody was very fond When I was absent from school with no good reason Whoever "they" is... You lied to me...

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Categories: joke, humor, humorous, school, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Saddest Joke
Who is watching from out there Would you listen if you care You may not, cause anyway No one counts on me to say Hello there, how do you feel Must I wonder what’s the deal But your constant silence, man Makes it hard to get your plan What’s the great idea to hide Hibernating there outside And inside of me as well Bless with heaven...

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Categories: joke, philosophy, prayer, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
About A Joke
Be careful when you joke Not everyone can accept our way Choose to get along when act like funny It's keeping safe than being harm Observing one's reaction is wisdom A lesson of life is joy not wasted If people don't like it, stop it Don't repeat it again....

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Categories: joke, funny, life, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Feed the folk, this rulings a joke'
Andrew Cooper farmer of the land, of Croyde Devon; in old England decided he'd plough some fields again? as the sun was shining through the English rain, yet some eco-loonies including a judge? hit him with fines and orders and they don't want to Want to budge.' O K he remted it to the relic's archialogical Whatsama-thingammy..Cant deny...

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Categories: joke, environment, farm, identity,
Form: Free verse

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