Joke Poems - Poems about Joke

I saw god near a pawnshop today: He had a crack pipe and a crooked smile. When he asked me for a quarter, I gave it to him. And that’s when he told me of his omnipotence. What a neat guy. ...

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“Let’s hang this heavy picture,” I heard my wife say to me. Giving her a claw hammer I put a steel nail up high. “When I nod my head, hit it.” …That’s the last thing I recall....

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By moonlit nights, I prowl with grace, No mirror shows my pale, sharp face. Stake through heart? Please, not today— I dodge those stakes and run away. Garlic bread? You think I'll drool? I've got a stash behind the stool. Sunlight's foe? A mild complaint, Sunscreen 50 is my saint. I drink your blood, but don't take fright— It's just a snack to get...

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Froggy went a courtin', "Ribbit," he did sing, altho' singing weren't his thing, more like the punchline to a joke, 'Please don't smoke or I might croak.' In the deep end of the pond true love was his goal, and by the dawn help to spawn a few more tadpole souls. Hopped on to a water lily where he espied a fine-looking froggy filly, and in her...

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Having counted wooly sheep was woken from a deep delta sleep in the middle of the night thought I'd heard a pig snort but no that can't be right tho' kicked out of bed and landing on my head knew where I stood for delegated to the floor then relegated to the room next door when in no uncertain terms she said, 'You're sawing wood, you...

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Respect The Joke Humor Feels Like Divinity To Me And Respect Is Just A Joke. Something Will Come Up. Just You Wait! !!! OK. No. No. I Can't. -Gray Squirrel -Gray Squirrel 05-21-2025...

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No Joke Once The Punch! Line Wears Off It's Kinda' Dumb. Sooo Fast. -Gray Squirrel 05-18-2025 ...

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Accidental Joke There's Not Much More I Can Say About That. I Mean: NOTHING Is ALWAYS Going To Be Funny: You KNOW. Hah-Hah-Hah... It Was An Accident! Relax: I Think I Mean: Me. -Gray Squirrel 05-15-2025...

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Love tells a lifetime's one big joke, 'bout a man whose dreams went up in smoke. He was the punchline in the end. Why does the butt of humor, all the while, wear a strange, mysterious smile, and what happened to his friend?...

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Life, in its cruelest joke, gives us only enough time to discover ourselves, we toil through the years of uncertainty, forging identities like soul blacksmiths, sharpening our talents, enduring betrayals and broken hearts, reaching the peak of self-possession only to be ready to depart. This is the irony of life, where maturity comes hand in hand with obsolescence, wisdom, that...

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NO WOKE JOKE Hardly ever, in many thousand years Yet now it seems, on this special day Teasing is now accepted as the norm Gutted, I must now complete a form Denying any involvement in any way Genuinely, I’m innocent as it appears ...

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The cosmic joke Which says We are what We're seeking Is a story Which resounds And may be Disappointing For the one Seeking the end Of beliefs.. Renewed joke......

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A racist and Christian walk into a bar the Christian says you are racist the racist says you are not a Christian the both have a good laugh up on the TV Screen babies being slaughtered they sip their fancy drinks and go cheers no white kids right? nah just deported slum or foreign folk no one cares lets have another drink and laugh at those less than us they...

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The joke is on me When I read that Starmer, when visiting Trump, had with him an invitation from the king of England, offering Trump dinner I thought it was a joke, but it was true. Trump was flattered and accepted the invitation Of course, he is an egomaniac who thinks he is a royal American king,...

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Once upon, in the night, Gazing at the stars and the sky, Recalling all what happened, Thinking about the past and the present, Makes me really cry... It's what called the life. I wish I could have its control, What, when and how, Then it wouldn't have made me lose, What was in the life's spoon, I want to be me -only me, But to...

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