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Silly Funny Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberFor Oliver - Carol The Crocodile by john wilmore
Carol is a crocodile with big long pointy teeth,
She likes to hide in lakes under the surface, just beneath.
She doesn’t want to bite your legs...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Hairy Norah The Elephant by john wilmore
Hairy Nora reads the Torah from daybreak until dusk.
She’s got four different colored legs, but not a single tusk.
There’s a birdie sitting on her back...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,



Premium MemberFor Oliver - Cookie The Cat by john wilmore
Cookie can cook recipes from a book,
She can rustle up meals in a flash.
She wears a chef’s hat even though she’s a cat
And she works...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberFor Oliver - Alf The Dinosaur by john wilmore
“Alf it’s dinner time” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” She grumbled, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the...

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Categories: funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium MemberGeography - Ode To The Cotswold Hills by john wilmore
The Cotswolds are a bunch of hills in rural England's heart
They're green and rolling, full of sheep that frolic, bleat and fart.
People come from far...

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Categories: england, funny,

Premium MemberHistory - Death Of The Dinosaurs by john wilmore
The day the asteroid came down the dinosaurs were playing,
With toys and bats and balls and things, some dancing jigs and swaying.
Young Betty Brontosaurus was...

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Categories: funny, history, silly,

I Forgot to Remember by Fritz Purdum
I forget to remember that I don't like you anymore
I keep trying to dislike everything about you I adore
Deleting every funny emoji that you sent...

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Categories: cute love, funny, silly,

Premium MemberHappy Snappy Ladybug Me by Caren Krutsinger
Happy Snappy Ladybug me.
I am as cheerful as you think I ought to be.
I fly brief ways from flower to flower.
Some are tasty, others are...

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Categories: funny, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium MemberPoet Percy, A Dentist From Rhyl by Nina Parmenter
Poet Percy, a dentist from Rhyl*,
Quoted Shakespeare while wielding his drill,
“Rose is best,” he avouched,
Something cracked, with an “OWWWWCH!!”
They extracted him, against his Will.


*Town in...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,

College by Elissa Quigley
Classes scattered throughout the week,
learning the right way to speak.
People swarm in hoards,
living in brick-walled wards.

Allegedly adults,
without the results.
More space to learn who to be,
strong...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, integrity,

Premium MemberLucille Ball and Desi Arnaz by Sandra Haight
Lucy And Ricky


That old TV show, 'I Love Lucy', was fun!
     With style, Lucy made us all laugh at each one...

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Categories: funny, relationship,

Premium MemberChili Braggart by Caren Krutsinger
I love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.

I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar...

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Categories: funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Father time has made me lose my prime by robin davis
Its a shame how less and less
My dream is in total distress
For staying youthful and not growing
old--but each day it is showing
More and more-it will...

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Categories: age, funny, old, pain,

Onashville by Kelsey Graves
Uncertainly
I ask thee
Why I am speaking
Victorianly?...

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Categories: funny, humor, irony, language,

Premium MemberWattage in the Cottage by Nina Parmenter
An old man who lived in a cottage
Turned his stove to the maximum wattage
When he opened the door
He collapsed on the floor
For the wattage had...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,

My Little Kitty aka Naming Trends by K.R. Wonder
“My little kitty is so unique,” said Miss Olivienne Jonesmiller, “she’s a precious little shorthair, all ‘tude and sassy.”
“What will you name her?” Her mama...

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Categories: cat, children, funny, kid,

Ole Tom Willy by Robert A. Dufresne
Ole Tom Willy                      ...

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Categories: funny, marriage, romance,

Premium MemberUP TO SPEED by Line Gauthier


Round and round
He seemed to go
As fast as fast could be

When he began
to move too slow
I kicked him in the knee



posted on December 27, 2018...

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Categories: cute, funny, innocence, nursery

Premium MemberSweet Christmas Kitty by Sandra Haight
Sweet Christmas Kitty


I know there's something going on...
	my mama's acting really strange.
She seems so happy moving things...
	then brings a tree into our house!

On it, she's...

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Categories: cat, christmas, funny,

If I Wrote A Carlsberg Advert by Nick Trim
Bill: They call me Bill.

Me: Then call you Bill I will
but I will not I will Bill
and I will not I will not I will...

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Categories: funny, humorous, parody, silly,