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Silly Funny Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberScary-Tom Dick and Harry by Winged Warrior
There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might...

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Categories: funny love, halloween, humorous,

Premium MemberMister Alph A Bet by CayCay Jennings
Mr. Alpa A. Bet, ever contrary,
swallowed an entire dictionary
making his throat thesaurus
of any dead today among us.







... CayCay Jennings
September 17, 2018...

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Categories: death, funny, irony, memory,



Premium MemberA Wrestler Named Billy by Caren Krutsinger
There once was a wrestler named Billy.
His technique was naturally silly.
He grabbed them all up
By their don’t touch me cup
He was killed by my mean...

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Categories: funny,

Testosterone by Jerry Troiano
So, I’m watching TV the other night,
When a man comes on to set me right,
He says that he has a remedy,
For what just might be...

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Categories: drug, funny, hilarious, humorous,

Premium MemberBird Dreamer by Richard Breese
While at my desk as I sat sleeping
The boss sneaked in the office creeping.
Dreaming tiny birds were singing
I pressed myself into a clearing,
When "Stop you...

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Categories: cute, dream, funny, giggle,

Unwelcome Encore by Rhona McFerran
Sometime last night, resting
inside of my home
I heard a voice singing(?!)
I was not alone

Not sure what to do
I just tried to ignore...
But he went on...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, insect,

Just For The Fun Of Rhyme With ADHD by Nick Trim
I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad 
like a mad lad and if it's good it's bad and bad is good, 
words are misunderstood,...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberNormal Schormal by Caren Krutsinger
Pretending to be normal is exhausting, boring, stifling, silly, abnormal.
Define normal anyway.  Gypsy normal? Wild woman normal? Mad cow normal?
My normal could never be...

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Categories: funny, feelings,

I Tried To Buy You Flowers by George Stanworth
I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Categories: funny, funny love, giggle,

Premium MemberA Scene from Laurel and Hardy by Kevin Shaw
A Scene from Laurel and Hardy

Like a scene from Laurel and Hardy,
Slapstick and comical beyond belief.
Legs dangle from bedroom window,
His head stuck, shouting for pain...

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Categories: character, film, funny, silly,

Premium MemberDetective Demands by PAT Adams
When a knock, brought him out of bed
A detective, with this demand lead,
"Your whereabouts fix,"
"Between four and six"
"In kindergarten and first grade", he said!

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Categories: character, confusion, funny, silly,

Premium MemberBumpy Loop and Loopy Bump by Jamie Pan
Bumpy Loop and Loopy Bump,
Jumped off a speeding train,
But both were rather fortunate,
And lived to jump again.

Bumpy Loop just bounced and bounced,
For he was round...

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Categories: fun, funny, silly,

Tiddly Diddly by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
(giggly apologies to Bo Diddly and Buddy Holly)

I'm tellin' you how it's gonna be
You gonna play tiddlywinks with me
Tiddle forever and one day
Winks are winks...

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Categories: fun, funny, games, love,

Premium MemberSave That Line by Brenda Chiri
Just tried to go out with friends for fun
But all these lines, I am not "The One"
You have a number so you don't need mine
No...

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Categories: funny, men, silly,

Premium MemberA LADIES BAG by JENNIFER PROXENOS
A LADIES BAG

Hi darling will you please
Grab my bag,
It’s on the chair with my new dress,
Still with its price tag,
Ted said that he would look,
Okay,...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberCommon Interests by Paris-Maree Boreham
The obsessive narcissistic lover of hers
climbed the hill of challenged.
Beating his head against a brick wall
for his pure love was damaged.

Whilst meeting they seemed to...

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Categories: funny love, men, silly,

Premium MemberThe Workplace Wee by Nina Parmenter
If someone at work saw my Mary,
I’d resign just as quick as can be,
But men have to face this fear squarely,
When they go for a...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberI Choose My Friends So Carefully Collaboration with Rhona McFerran by Caren Krutsinger
I Choose My Friends So Carefully
by Caren Krutsinger & Rhona McFerran

Get back in your house,
I will stay in mine.
We won’t act like neighbors,
Everything will be...

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Categories: friendship, funny, life,

Premium MemberTake Me To Your Leader by Nina Parmenter
When the Martians came to visit, 
In their pan-galactic speeder,
I said “Oh hello, what is it?”
They said, “Take me to your leader!”

Well, I did as...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Pussy you know by David Willey
Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial...

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Categories: funny love, rude, silly,