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Silly Funny Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Elephant Dumplings
Elephant dumplings in my soup.
They are tasty and delicious.
Warm and fleshy to boot!
Come on, don’t crowd.  

Elephant dumplings  get them here and now!

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Unseen Needs
Unseen Needs

The angel watched the woman, 
filling up her purse, with leftovers…
usually thrown out at the end of 
the gathering. 
She was careful to make...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, bereavement, best friend, confusion,

Premium Member A Change of Heart
A Change of Heart

My heart saw things differently. 
In it we were still in bed. 
We were laughing and talking, 

It was Saturday morning, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abuse, addiction, anniversary, anti

The devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus

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© Gary Hill  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, humor,

Few And Far Between
Late night tipsy chats 
So few and far between
Off the charts teasing stats
Then being left here on scene

I was bored just having a bit of...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Sunflowers in Winter
Sunflowers in Winter

I planted seeds, at the wrong time,
never thinking they would come up. 
Why would I do that? 
Hope, faith, joy, and ultimately…

He told...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, courage, happy, motivation, relationship,

Meow, Meow: bang, bang parody
I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.

He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Peg's Halloween Party
Last Halloween was scary
with evil brewing strong
when Peggy planned a party
and things went off all wrong

In tatty robe, her hair awry
she slaved all day with...

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Categories: funny, halloween, holiday, humor,

Premium Member Just Like Old Times
Bumped into a friend
just yesterday
I was driving my car
and she got in the way

She said nothing was broken
the impact was minor
Mostly bruises and cuts
and a...

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Categories: funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Billy the Whale

There was once a blue whale named Billy
Who loved to get really really silly
And swim in waves all big and super hilly
His favorite flower was...

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Categories: funny, grandson,

jojo siwa trees
trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees...

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Categories: funny, giggle, happy, silly,

ma fraynd megha - silly poem
megha amin is
a silly derp and quite a
wacko lol...

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Categories: funny, crazy, friend, friendship, fun,

Premium Member The Great Wall
The Great Wall

In this land, far from home, 
I can not “call out” your Name. 
They… will put me in a dark place, 
and leave...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abuse, addiction, allah, america,

Premium Member Stinky Farts

Lanky and tall like a youthful young pup
My grandson, now six, is really growing right up

He likes his independence to do all things…himself
And mostly remembers...

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Categories: 1st grade, child, funny,

Griselda's Revenge
We had a garden gnome named Griselda
the bane of our small bungalow
she was nasty and mean, at times quite obscene
the worst that you ever could...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Cellophane

Frost feathers the outside of the windowpane,
and my silly kitty tries to scratch the ice.
The frozen swirls look like crinkled cellophane,
come lay here with me...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, animal, beautiful,

Premium Member Outrageous Shopping Cart Battle
Holy macaroni and cheese in a toaster, am I bored. This long line of people that are trying to pay for the dog food they...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, silly,

Premium Member The Old Fellow from Ryde
There was an old fellow from Ryde,
Whose teeth were a matter of pride,
And whoever would guess -
They were heirlooms no less!
All pulled from his Pa...

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Categories: father, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Flat pack furniture
The damn thing's got too many holes,
I’m also missing several poles.
Instructions I simply cannot read.
This confounded thing's about to breed!

Pieces covering every inch of floor

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member A Nickel in My Ear a Dime On My Head
A nickel in my ear,
A dime on my head.
Two quarters in my nostrils.
The dollars are all dead.

A page in my arm.
The rest of the book...

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Categories: funny,