Silly Funny Poems

The humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
The melted cheddar of fried baloney
The better half of macaroni

The sharp-dressed suitor of apple pie
A...

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Quindean was mad at her silly loud-mouth sister, Quindine.
Quindine accidentally said they were eight when they were nine.
She hid her favorite clothes; threw away her...

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In pickle-trees, there lived a clutch
Of chickadees, too cute to touch,
They banqueted on wiggle-bugs,
And tickle-worms and giggle-slugs,
How chubby-cheeked those birdies grew,
Each week, they gained a...

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The bold knight Dave had drunk a few.
The booze was flowing free.
With sword and shield and flagon of beer.
He sought to challenge me.
Now,I told this...

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Ugg and Ogg, on a rock they sat.
 The pair were in hiding from the sabred cat.
 They had hunted for a whole week long.
...

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To prove that she just did not care
She tossed all her clothes in the air
Her father would scream
Whilst mum ate ice cream
And the postman sighed,...

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Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck...

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Awoken was the farmer one bright and early dawn,
Restless and he couldn’t sleep,
So he thought he’d mow the lawn.

He went into the garden and got...

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Punctured Pelvis
Perplexed Palm
Pleasurable Pancreas
Pleased Pharynx 
Prosperous Pinky 
Photographic Memory Pupil
...

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A Chinese cook on the wagon
Decided to share his flagon
But cowboys out West
Could not pass the test
Of seeing his A ss was Dragon
...

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Wash Those Froggies, Wash Those Froggies,
Dirty Froggies Get Eaten By Moggies.
Don't Be Mean, Get Them Clean
While You Read Your Magazine....

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Do not give me the eyeball
You crazy greasy fur ball
Unless you want some mean back
Or a giant face-head whack.
 
For I am not afraid of...

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You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.

Listen. 
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not...

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Please don't kiss Grandma
With your wrinkled worn out skin
Your breath like stinking ashtrays
With an undertone of gin.

I really love you Grandma,
But when it's time to...

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Five for Smokes 

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I needed five dollars for smokes.Yesterday., 
I had it.but still...Had smokes AND That five.
ended up being used. for something else.I myself 
might...

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AUDIBLE HORRIBLE
hearing paddling away
think silence bouquet

PALETTE TRAGIC
taste creel caught
meals easier bought

EMOTIONAL REVERSAL
warship bombards feelings
cheaper dental drillings

OLFACTORY REFRACTORY
smell setting sail
restroom odors bail

VISUAL PITIFUL
eyesight in lifeboat
memorize your...

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I raised a baby lion
He was cute and he was fine.
He ate meat, and no potatoes,
I was the only one he’d mind
 
My husband left...

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We are selling shirts for six ninety-nine.
They have school colors – tangerine and lime.
They are scratchy and wrinkly most of the time.
Come closer, young pigeons,...

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This poem is too mean, too rude, too unkind.
I can never post it.  I do not want them to know
There is an ounce of...

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You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...

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