Silly Funny Poems

Elephant dumplings in my soup.
They are tasty and delicious.
Warm and fleshy to boot!
Come on, don’t crowd.  

Elephant dumplings  get them here and now!
They...

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Unseen Needs

The angel watched the woman, 
filling up her purse, with leftovers…
usually thrown out at the end of 
the gathering. 
She was careful to make...

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A Change of Heart

My heart saw things differently. 
In it we were still in bed. 
We were laughing and talking, 
and…

It was Saturday morning, 
No...

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The devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus
 
God...

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Late night tipsy chats 
So few and far between
Off the charts teasing stats
Then being left here on scene


I was bored just having a bit of...

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Sunflowers in Winter

I planted seeds, at the wrong time,
never thinking they would come up. 
Why would I do that? 
Hope, faith, joy, and ultimately…
God.

He told...

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I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.

He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,
Chewed...

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Last Halloween was scary
with evil brewing strong
when Peggy planned a party
and things went off all wrong

In tatty robe, her hair awry
she slaved all day with...

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Bumped into a friend
just yesterday
I was driving my car
and she got in the way

She said nothing was broken
the impact was minor
Mostly bruises and cuts
and a...

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There was once a blue whale named Billy
Who loved to get really really silly
And swim in waves all big and super hilly
His favorite flower was...

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trees become siwa
with their receding hairlines
lol bald trees...

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megha amin is
a silly derp and quite a
wacko lol...

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The Great Wall

In this land, far from home, 
I can not “call out” your Name. 
They… will put me in a dark place, 
and leave...

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Lanky and tall like a youthful young pup
My grandson, now six, is really growing right up

He likes his independence to do all things…himself
And mostly remembers...

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We had a garden gnome named Griselda
the bane of our small bungalow
she was nasty and mean, at times quite obscene
the worst that you ever could...

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Frost feathers the outside of the windowpane,
and my silly kitty tries to scratch the ice.
The frozen swirls look like crinkled cellophane,
come lay here with me...

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Holy macaroni and cheese in a toaster, am I bored. This long line of people that are trying to pay for the dog food they...

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There was an old fellow from Ryde,
Whose teeth were a matter of pride,
And whoever would guess -
They were heirlooms no less!
All pulled from his Pa...

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The damn thing's got too many holes,
I’m also missing several poles.
Instructions I simply cannot read.
This confounded thing's about to breed!

Pieces covering every inch of floor
I...

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A nickel in my ear,
A dime on my head.
Two quarters in my nostrils.
The dollars are all dead.

A page in my arm.
The rest of the book...

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