Silly Funny Poems

Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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every animal
insect, bird
every human
in the world
every thing
of living being
upon this one day 
did a jump
when all just jumped
the same moment 
then the thump
of the almighty...

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A bit of me
Is the epitome
A part of me
The true of me
That’s truly me
The epic of me
A tome of me
So deep in me
The tomb of...

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one witty Wibblesnow wobbling along

two terrible Tillymows tutting their tongue

three thin Thiggleheads throwing some spoons

four furry Fillimots flying in balloons

five feathered Foulies fumbling a dance

six...

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deep in the jungle 
of a desert lowland
lived a huge tiny creature 
the size of his hand

his mouth was just like 
a mountain ravine
with a...

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a creak, an eek and eery melt
in darkness subtle shimmer felt
berroling, droom in shadow dealt
tip-tipping softly shooming out 

a ghost that leaked and trickled through
the...

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the donkey set the table
but the table set was wonky

when the crane brought the game
and the mice brought the dice

the horses cooked the food
and the...

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the ravenous witch
famished with greed
tummied and toothed
in scoops could she eat

pickles and pockles
and piggy trough trays
gorging, gullooging
and munching for days

she went picking parcels
and morsels of...

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I swallowed an owl
I didn’t mean too

it flew in when my mouth was open
as I stood admiring a flowery garden
its feathers tickled making me cough

and...

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I went on holiday
so I thought I’d pack
I put in my head
I’d be needing that

I packed my arm
because where’s the harm

so too my toes 
not...

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Jeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of...

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There's an overgrown track
partially hoggled and hooned
where a wizened old hagglefud
made spells and priffoond
a great many years ago
but still no-one dares
to tronk up the track
in...

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there is a place at at at
it is by by by
which is near near near
not too far from from from
you can get there via via...

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the snoring of a smoorsgord beast
is louder than a drunken feast

he flaps his lips like shivering cold
his nostrils wide like rabbit holes

his mouth can fit...

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gulp!
ahurr ahurr ahurr
“I swallowed a cricketer”
he shouted with a cough
but, we asked, in a joking scoff
“do you not mean a cricket?”
then to our amazement
and in...

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