Silly Funny Poems

Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden...

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Dog catcher Ferguson Jeeves
Found a new job raking leaves.
Since he turned sixty-one
Neighbors now have more fun,
He's no longer spreading fleas....

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My chicken has been flickin'
Her feathers in the hay
The cattle waged a battle
In their field the other day
A turkey feeling perky
Jumped up and ran away
Feeling...

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Your words, they go around in gangs,
They argue all the night and day,
Without caring for a meaning
At the end or the beginning,
I can’t predict quite...

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I’ll gladly help you on a trip to space,
I’ll make your rocket with some parts I’ve found,
Re-cycled bottles and an old suitcase,
Securely tied together all...

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September is in the air                    ...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy, was he!

But...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a ducky
(warm underwater-- how lucky!)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a gerbil
(naturally,...

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We sat on a blanket under a big oak tree,
Just Johnny-boy and little ol' me.
We laughed and joked and had some fun,
Under that oak shading...

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This morning I awoke
I am red from head~toe
I look silly


Last night I was dinner
they feasted on me
I filled them up


Tonight comes a trap
a net around...

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Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests





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“I went into a grocery store to buy a bag of beets.
I had to buy them there, you see, it’s the only thing he eats.”

“Who...

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Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 
By...

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The robins hung their nest up high with such anticipation,
for a world dominated by little birds was their determination.
But when the hawk came calling, knocking...

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Anna's boyfriend comes from France
Stars in her eyes from French romance.

Now our boyfriends are all homegrown
We want a French kiss the seeds are sown.

Alain is...

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There once was a baker named Peas
Whose shop smelled of old moldy cheese.
Well patrons complained
Till a court arraigned,
He'd open after a strong breeze....

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