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Silly Funny Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.

Heavenly Wee Wee
Heaven gladly accepted me
My heart is so full of glee
Cause I'd never thought I'd be
In a place where love is free
My excitements giving me
The sudden...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium Member Retirement
Dog catcher Ferguson Jeeves
Found a new job raking leaves.
Since he turned sixty-one
Neighbors now have more fun,
He's no longer spreading fleas....

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Categories: autumn, dog, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Barnyard Follies
My chicken has been flickin'
Her feathers in the hay
The cattle waged a battle
In their field the other day
A turkey feeling perky
Jumped up and ran away

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Categories: animal, farm, funny, humor,

Verbal Delinquency
Your words, they go around in gangs,
They argue all the night and day,
Without caring for a meaning
At the end or the beginning,
I can’t predict quite...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, crazy, fun, funny,

Amateur Rocket Scientist
I’ll gladly help you on a trip to space,
I’ll make your rocket with some parts I’ve found,
Re-cycled bottles and an old suitcase,
Securely tied together all...

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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, funny, goodbye, humor,

Premium Member September
September is in the air                    ...

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Categories: funny, cute, memory, red, tree,

a very silly poem based on Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very
fuzzy, was he!


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a ducky
(warm underwater-- how lucky!)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a gerbil

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Categories: animal, funny, silly,

Premium Member Bubble Gum and Braces
We sat on a blanket under a big oak tree,
Just Johnny-boy and little ol' me.
We laughed and joked and had some fun,
Under that oak shading...

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Categories: cute love, funny love,

Premium Member Mosquito Attack
This morning I awoke
I am red from head~toe
I look silly

Last night I was dinner
they feasted on me
I filled them up

Tonight comes a trap
a net around...

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Categories: funny, food, humor, night, red,

Premium Member A Murder Mystery

Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests

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Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

A Little Dog Tale, as told by an older gentleman
“I went into a grocery store to buy a bag of beets.
I had to buy them there, you see, it’s the only thing he eats.”


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Categories: animal, fun, funny, memory,

Shot to Poppa Squat
Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. 
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. 
But Patch Addams was played on this tone. 

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, funny, mental illness,

Premium Member Oh Them Robins
The robins hung their nest up high with such anticipation,
for a world dominated by little birds was their determination.
But when the hawk came calling, knocking...

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Categories: bird, cute, funny, silly,

Premium Member Anna and the French Kiss
Anna's boyfriend comes from France
Stars in her eyes from French romance.

Now our boyfriends are all homegrown
We want a French kiss the seeds are sown.

Alain is...

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Categories: funny, school, silly,

Premium Member Sad Baker
There once was a baker named Peas
Whose shop smelled of old moldy cheese.
Well patrons complained
Till a court arraigned,
He'd open after a strong breeze....

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,