Funny Silly Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.


A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To School by Casarah Nance
A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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Categories: childhood, fun, funny, school,

Premium MemberAwful in Reverse by Nina Parmenter
I’m alright driving forwards, but I’m awful in reverse,
My turning skills are terrible, my parking skills are worse.
Whenever I move backwards, people hurry to disperse,
While...

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Categories: car, fun, funny, giggle,



In a Pinch by Charmica Knight
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
	Two legs in his pants
	Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...

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Categories: funny,

Premium MemberAn Incomplete Love Story by Curtis Moorman
AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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Categories: funny love, sad love,

ENGLISH HUMOR by Bob Taub
ENGLISH HUMOR

To read This I have translated the words in brackets.!
PETROL (GAS)
I needed to buy Petrol (Gas) today
The price of it took my breath away
A...

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Premium MemberI Accidentally Let One Loose by Nina Parmenter
I accidentally let one loose
in maths - you see, I’d had the sprouts!
The teacher shrieked, “That’s no excuse!”
She gave me lines, and then passed out.

I...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,

I accidentally let one loose by Michael Robinson

"I accidentally let one loose"

As we sat and had a talk
Mouths begin to walk

Words kept running
Faces still and cunning

A lofting waft
Hot air rose to the...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, silence, silly,

Gas Station Sushi by Jennifer Sanfilippo
 Ow! gas station sushi.
 I want my gas station sushi.
 I don't care about the cramps & the whooshi.
 Just give me my gas...

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Categories: funny, humorous, hurt, pain,

Premium MemberTried For An Asian Pop-eyed Guide by Paris-Maree Boreham
Top Secret;
Completely classified...
'Let A Man From Asia be your guide'
Ponder what it means completely mystified-
Let A Man From Asia be your guide?
Blinked a few times...

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Categories: funny love, perspective, silly,

Butts and Bottoms by David Willey
They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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Categories: funny, cute love, for her,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon by Gershon Wolf
The trip was all set in our hot-air balloon
Conditions were flight-perfect; 'twas the middle of June
Just needed a few shots of courage from a local...

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Categories: animal, funny, moon, silly,

There's Never Any Toilets When You Really Need To Go by George Stanworth
Miles and miles from Services,
and waiting for a tow.
There's never any toilets when you really need to go!

?Listening to wedding vows,
or going for a hike.
At...

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Categories: funny, humorous, irony, satire,

Premium MemberA Funny Thing Happened On The Way To the Mall by Curtis Moorman
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE MALL

A funny thing happened on the way to the mall
It came in the form of a...

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Categories: funny, nonsense,

Premium MemberThrowback Heaven by Nina Parmenter
It’s just one of those towns where they all look the same,
They all share the same beds, they all share the same name,
Yes, the inbreeding...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberThings To Do Before I'm Forty Two by Nina Parmenter
I wrote a list of things to do - 
To do before I’m forty two.

Jump in puddles - tee hee hee!
Eat jam butties for my...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

I've Never Grown Up by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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Categories: childhood, children, funny, humor,

Premium MemberSwear It Was The Moon by Paris-Maree Boreham
The sun did shine,
The day was fine.
That day I was at ease...
"Get on with it" the judge cut in and tailed with a "Jeeze".

As night...

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Categories: funny, moon,

She doesn't want a man by Alex Duffy
She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your...

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Categories: feelings, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberPrincess Farty Pops by Nina Parmenter
They call her Princess Farty-Pops,
For often on her royal stops,
At country fairs and betting shops,
She’ll pull a face, and vent her guts,
Turn to her royal...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium MemberRight To Bare To Arms by Jack Ellison


Wear short sleeves, support the right to bare arms
Now that's silly... I apologize but don't be alarmed
In this day and age
Be on the right page
Short...

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Categories: funny,