Funny Silly Poems

A funny thing happened on the way to school,
I swear I saw an alligator in Ms. Mary's pool.
I kept on walking but it looked at...

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I’m alright driving forwards, but I’m awful in reverse,
My turning skills are terrible, my parking skills are worse.
Whenever I move backwards, people hurry to disperse,
While...

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Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
	Two legs in his pants
	Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so...

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AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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ENGLISH HUMOR

To read This I have translated the words in brackets.!
PETROL (GAS)
I needed to buy Petrol (Gas) today
The price of it took my breath away
A...

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I accidentally let one loose
in maths - you see, I’d had the sprouts!
The teacher shrieked, “That’s no excuse!”
She gave me lines, and then passed out.

I...

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"I accidentally let one loose"

As we sat and had a talk
Mouths begin to walk

Words kept running
Faces still and cunning

A lofting waft
Hot air rose to the...

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 Ow! gas station sushi.
 I want my gas station sushi.
 I don't care about the cramps & the whooshi.
 Just give me my gas...

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Top Secret;
Completely classified...
'Let A Man From Asia be your guide'
Ponder what it means completely mystified-
Let A Man From Asia be your guide?
Blinked a few times...

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They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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The trip was all set in our hot-air balloon
Conditions were flight-perfect; 'twas the middle of June
Just needed a few shots of courage from a local...

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Miles and miles from Services,
and waiting for a tow.
There's never any toilets when you really need to go!

?Listening to wedding vows,
or going for a hike.
At...

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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE MALL

A funny thing happened on the way to the mall
It came in the form of a...

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It’s just one of those towns where they all look the same,
They all share the same beds, they all share the same name,
Yes, the inbreeding...

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I wrote a list of things to do - 
To do before I’m forty two.

Jump in puddles - tee hee hee!
Eat jam butties for my...

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 I. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard 
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat" 
from Peeping Penguins...

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The sun did shine,
The day was fine.
That day I was at ease...
"Get on with it" the judge cut in and tailed with a "Jeeze".

As night...

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She doesn't want a man, she wants a hoody to wear
Be careful with girls, because as soon as you start a relationship with one, your...

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They call her Princess Farty-Pops,
For often on her royal stops,
At country fairs and betting shops,
She’ll pull a face, and vent her guts,
Turn to her royal...

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Wear short sleeves, support the right to bare arms
Now that's silly... I apologize but don't be alarmed
In this day and age
Be on the right page
Short...

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