Silly Funny Poems

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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My limericks are silly and all bout fun
My attempt at putting those nasty blues on the run
I don't take this task lightly
Honoured and quite rightly
To...

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Many a silly fool ever so cool,
I wonder comes O from what wisdom school  
That he wins over all wise as a rule.

And if...

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Each morning when I take a walk,
After putting on a shoe and sock,
I try to freak out a rabbit; 
I feign I’m scared of him...

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I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Once I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....

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Its big and round in a metal can named millie I drinked and it made me silly. Filled with these things great small things called...

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A feller I met, with a twinkle in his eye 
Quite the enigma, you see,
Said, "I ain't got no dough, not a single penny!"
Said he,...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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a gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...

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Finally, my blood began to coagulate. 
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight; 
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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If I get to heaven
will I need a pair of shoes,
a pillow or pajamas
in case I need to snooze.

Do they feed you, I get hungry
perhaps...

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noop
boo troon
frooing soon

noop
too woon
drooing hoon

noop
shoo shoo
oon


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you know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell

but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...

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