Funny Silly Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.


Happy Part 2 by Michael Robinson

Happy Part 2

Bring a smile 
Bring a laugh
These miserable feelings just won’t last
Grateful of the support now and in the past

Elated and thrilled when you...

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Categories: funny, analogy, caregiving, cheer up,

Premium MemberDecry The Ace by Greg Gaul
None's more a noble try
Than to pop one in on the fly

Takes deft swings to cram one in
Others glance 'em off the pin

For such a...

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Categories: angst, funny, golf, humorous,



She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe by randy johnson
Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain, she doesn't want me to gripe.
She smokes...

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Categories: funny, humor,

cow patty by roger turner
She was faster than a rattlesnake
She could split a log in two
She was better than any hand
I think I ever knew

She was famous all throughout...

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Categories: funny, america, fun, silly, song,

Swivel's Song by Allan Terry
she say hi
I say bye
I move to kiss her
she walks by
aint that dilly
dumb and silly
I say dilly
but I mean Damn!

Party's in the barn
hoe's in the...

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Categories: funny, art, crush, feelings, for

Premium MemberFUNNY FACELIFT by Leon Enriquez



Ask questions kind as humour frames:
Feel fickle face to sum odd fate,
Use lavish finds to host good name;
Note in this place a broken gate,
Now is...

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Categories: funny, change,

Premium MemberDuck by niall fulham

Duck under cover
Duck in a pond 
Duck with plum sauce 
Duck yum, yum 
 
Duck flying in the sky 
Duck with bad landing 
Splash you...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Premium MemberThe Last Cookie by Michelle Faulkner
Poor last cookie, alone on the plate
No one partook, no one ate
Not for lack of flavor, this I know
Having already sampled its sweet morsels

Only one,...

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Categories: funny, giggle, silly,

Premium MemberDoggy Style - Oh My by Nina Parmenter
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: beauty, dog, fun, funny,

Get a grip by Donna Ahsinger
Too many obstacles in my way
to get anything done today.

I over slept
called in sick.
Boss got ticked.
Oh well, he'll get
over it.

My head feels like
it's been hit
with...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humorous, internet,

A Highly Sensitive Nature by Andrew Crisci
How hilarious is being born
with a highly sensitive nature;
this is unmanly and very rare
for someone seldom forlorn. 

If transformation took place on a public stage,
I...

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Categories: celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,

Stolen Integrity Part 2 by Michael Robinson

Five Years of Poetry on a USB

A person copied my work to make it their own.
Inspired by a thief.

Slam poetry


A Mouth full of Gob Smack...

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Categories: funny, analogy, anger, cry, dark,

Words of Laura and Michael by Michael Robinson

Words of Laura and Michael

Two pins in a pod.
...

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Categories: analogy, feelings, friendship, funny,

The Minds of Mina and Eunice by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Mi: Does God eat his boogers? 
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could...

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Categories: funny, humor, mythology, philosophy,

Calm before the storm by roger turner
sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...

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Categories: funny, america, christmas, family, fun,

The Christmas Panto by roger turner
The Christmas season is upon us
With lots of things to show
NO THERE ISN'T , YES THERE IS
And the best of them's the Panto

Dick Whittington and...

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Categories: funny, children, christmas, december, fairy,

Premium MemberKITTY FIDDLE by James Edward Lee Sr.
Once a cat named Kitty
Was so very silly
Kitty played the fiddle
Kitty was so bitter
Felt angst
So Kitty settled 
And learn to play the violoncello

4/24/18
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Categories: cat, character, funny,

Premium MemberCastaway by Charlie Knowlton
 



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Categories: funny, humor, sea, silly,

My Rare Disorder by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I have a rare disorder that causes me to see everyone in the cast of any submarine movie as Don Rickles. Every bloody person is...

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Categories: boat, funny, humorous, ocean,

China Is A Funny Place by Earl Schumacker
In China people walk upside down without a ground
If the world is flat, not saying that it is, that's just a rumor
Gravity becomes a little...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, confusion, judgement, perspective,