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Silly Funny Poems

These Silly Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Silly. These are the best examples of Funny Silly poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Humor

Humor, humor where did you go,                   ...

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Categories: cry, funny, happy, humor,

I had a phonograph and it did stick		
Just at the arrival of old St. Nick
	He declared it uncouth
	And replaced with Bluetooth
Then asserted “This is my...

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Categories: christmas, fun, funny, happy,

And He Fell
Once, a fellow was swinging on a swing
Which was elfin when comparing
Then the swing splintered
He fell and and fractured his head
And shrilled along with a...

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Categories: funny, silly,

Superior Snobs
Hey guys, I've never seen any
With tricks so silly but not funny
Like you, giggling buddies.
You put an act of goodies
But I guess that airs are...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, silly,

Who asks such frivolity?
This is indeed a jollity!

Whom does he call when he’s sick?
A doctor or nurse will come quick!

Whose time do we waste looking?

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Trump's Portrait
I was reading the New York Post
on Election Day sitting at a table
distant from others and felt safe;
a pretty girl in her twenties in a...

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Categories: anger, anxiety, discrimination, funny,

Premium Member Pleading at the Pearly Gates
Don't judge me to harshly O'Lord
mercy on my soul I implore
For I was born into sin
it is a harsh way to begin
It's not that I...

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Categories: funny, humorous, satire,

The icecream man takes a quick doze
Suddenly, fell and broke his nose
Blood oozes everywhere
Held his nose in the air
Now his ice cream is red like...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, happy, sleep,

Premium Member Wildlife 40
Wildlife 40

A goat who lived down on the farm,
Was renowned for her good looks and charm,
But she felt rather silly,
When she bumped into Billy,
Who leapt...

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© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, funny,

Premium Member Wildlife 39
Wildlife 39

A rampant and agile young filly,
Was blatantly acting quite silly,
A young colt cried "Neigh!"
"Now just stay away!"
"And get your hoof off of my willie!!"...

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© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, funny,

Evil Eyes
There once was a witch named Maleficent.
Her powers ranked highly malevolent.
	Her eyes became crossed,
	Her prized powers lost,
Her black witchery now beneficent.

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Categories: evil, funny, halloween, humorous,

Premium Member Here kitty kitty kitty SQUIRREL
I have a question a wondering thought imagine this and that...
If a squirrel is a rodent?
Why? Then why is it such a cute little critter;

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Categories: analogy, celebration, character, funny,

Imagine a topsy turvy upset
Where humans were pets
President Jack Russell in talks
With terriers from york
Debating about pest control 
Keeping humans in control 
Women kept for...

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Categories: funny, dog, fun, humanity, imagery,

Show Time
New show
Must go 

Mind set
You bet

Head strong
So wrong

Can’t walk
I squawk

Need ride
I cried

Too far
Want car

Take dad’s
He’s mad

No fun
Sore bum...

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Categories: car, dad, fun, funny,

Premium Member Joe Versus The Raccoon
By Kate H. Stark

Each night ‘twas the same old proverbial shout. 
“Hey Joe, will you please take the garbage bags out?”


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© Kate Stark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, dedication, funny, giggle,