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Slapstick Poems - Poems about Slapstick


Premium Member Performer Behind the Glass
Echo world behind the glass, I make the same faces I did at twelve. The grinning Cheshire Cat with teeth like piano keys, mendacious and coy because viewing my portrait with sobriety forces me to march with familiar frailties. I’m certain my gravitas is a forgery. I am sure my laments and torments are playacted animation. Their drama is loathsome. Instead,...

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Categories: slapstick, character, funny, humor, image,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Slapstick
Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick As a result, she isn't talking to me, no matter what subject I pick That'll shut her up Her lips got stuck She'll heal in a month or two, this humor is called slapstick...

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Categories: slapstick, funny,
Form: Limerick



Picking My Own Kind of Slapstick
Every treaty they make makes to cheat me to dislocate me from my territory and on the plains it is so plain to see that a treaty's not worth diddly squat....

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Categories: slapstick, anti bullying, columbus day,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Slapstick Informatic On My Computer
With its bite or baud or bit It takes thick my stomach strict When the mouse is there clicked Then my brain is hard constrict And my thoughts are in conflict With my hair rough or slicked I feel as a lousy kicked By a mangy cat then licked And my will completely nicked Was by case so subtly tricked That I am like a...

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Categories: slapstick, assonance, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Satirical, Slapstick, and Self-Depracating
Well, it's back to the sillies I go This serious stuff is hurting my brain If you notice I'm being serious again Admonish me, must be totally insane Must maintain my “silly” status Or I'll totally fade away from the scene “D'ya hear bout a guy who walked into a bar” Sorry! Well you know what I mean My humour's more of a...

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Categories: slapstick, humor,
Form: Quatrain



Slapstick
When the music stopped for Dad And Shorty McCormick’s Jazz Band Played their last gig, his drum set Was retired to our dank basement His traps resided in an extra large Black cardboard suitcase and soon My brothers and I commenced Drumming the life out of its quiet remains Before long the solid beat of the remaining Percussion instruments were rendered silent And were...

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Categories: slapstick, father,
Form: Free verse
Comedy Club Slapstick
tripwire with spiked barbs  two trite puns joined at the hip slapstick jabs that bruise...

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Categories: slapstick, funny, satire
Form: Haiku

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