Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

If the plural of mouse is mice, And more than one louse is lice, Then it seems to me, that logically, The plural of grouse should be grice. A single goose duplicates into geese, A mongoose produces mongooses, So let me...Read More

Rudolph the red thing reindeer Had a very unusual hose Whenever he saw a female reindeer His thing would always glow when it rose All of the other reindeer Especially all the horny dames Always chose...Read More

("Howling Rock", City of Rocks, 2016) Hate Speech My dogs bark into the night scared and excited about something in the dark coyotes or deer or maybe just their own shadows. It makes me think of ‘Hate Speech’ laying in bed...Read More

Summer romance? Sunset fling? Lovely while it lasted - Wouldn’t change a thing. ...Read More

Where The Grass Don't Grow The historical record bared to see In worn-torn pages, undecipherable. And I’m to believe that this sum total Will explain everything you say to me, Mixed with phlegm spewed from the esophagus, Spitting in my face...Read More

Christmas comes with planning, who are you buying gifts for. What to get them, what to eat. Oh well I took the batteries out of my scale, one problem solved,...Read More

If you think Batman is tough, you should meet his Gran. She is nail-tough, agreed Leroy, Tony, Jack and Stan. You can’t get anything past her, she has an evil eye. This was added to the conversation by...Read More

Would it not be nice, if somewhere between, plugging in your phone, and turning off the light, you were able to choose your dream tonight. Where would you go and who would you be, if upon closing your eyes you would become, the king...Read More

Before we begin, I want to introduce my most hopeful self Before we begin life's communication we know love's energy Mother and Child intimacy sacred mild intricacy integrity... Resonant hearts beating repeating +1 then 0 then -1 circling around again without growing rest or restless As invisible as air to Goddesses, as healthy water to...Read More

Written 2 December 2023 A Verse Poetry Contest Sponsored by Brian Strand Do`s and Don`ts Avoid thirteenth of Fridays for any new ventures for any new businesses Skip number 13 in buildings in hotel rooms In private hospitals Be careful when driving walking or...Read More

I got a text from one of my professors yesterday saying, ‘Please stop by my office at 6 pm tomorrow.’ It didn’t say why. This was the first day after November recess, had I missed...Read More

In a palace of cushions and silky delight, Lives a cat, all pampered, oh, what a sight! Spoiled and regal, with a snobbish air, She lounges on pillows with a feline flair. Her food served on silver, a gourmet...Read More

Look at those nails! I say to the five-year-old. Each fingernail is a different color. Who did that? Iask. Some lady. Was it expensive? No. Was it your mother? No, a lady in the nail shop. It was probably expensive, I tell her. She...Read More

While some lines found here may offend I think of you all as a friend If it's too hard to take These ideas for Pete's sake Just call me a dork and hit send...Read More

There was once a penguin who thought That religion and morals were naught, As he swam in cold water He thought, "Boy, I oughta... Do something, but I don't know what.”...Read More