Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

Grasshopper, you have learned in time, All that’s poetry does not rhyme, And now you must also learn to see - All that rhymes is not poetry....Read the rest...

Insomnia:self induced I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall Got to wake up and get on with the day Caffeine infused and sugar laced Tonight I'll go to...Read the rest...

This was written back when Covid-19 at it's height. As sung to the tune "Can't Find My Way Home," by Steve Winwood/Blind Faith. "Can't Leave My Damn Home" ------------- I've binged Game of Thrones, and learned the xylophone. This...Read the rest...

The school year’s ending. ‘Spring Fling’ is tonight (Saturday) the biggest event (concert) of the year, and next week - final exams. It’s hard to believe that I’ll be a senior in about 2...Read the rest...

And so it is that on this day, I can loud and proudly say, I’m one hundred! I’m one hundred! I still remember the dust bowl, and now I’ve reached this lofty goal. I’m one hundred! I’m one hundred! And what do I...Read the rest...

The game it starts with the drop of a two At 6PM sharp with the whole [CENSORED] crew. The cards will be dealt in a random way, But yet we all know by the end of the day, We...Read the rest...

There once was a baker who loved to boast about his bakery down by the coast. But the bakery burned down and he exclaimed with a frown, Now all of my business is toast!...Read the rest...

Everybody makes boobies, Put our big feet in it, Just some clumsy footwork And we find ourselves in a pit. Everybody makes boobies, Everybody makes mistakes, When shooting our life’s film, There is bound to be out-takes. ...Read the rest...

In a house, half-mad, with mother and dad, And a labyrinth he couldn’t escape - He trudged the maze, with a string ball, so sad. The sky’s warm, gay orb, too, was round in shape. ...Read the rest...

Oh how I’m wishing that I were fishing! I’d love to see the swishing that I’ve been missing. \\\\ ///\\\ //// \fins ‘n skins/ catfish dogfish goatfish lizardfish goosefish queenfish angelfish devilfish kingfish fish! \|/ Hungry! I am getting wolfish for a pescatarian...Read the rest...

ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one, not...Read the rest...

I had a dream, it was obscene Read on if you dare I was at a masquerade ball And all there were bare. Except for wearing masks of course No one cared at all Just got on with naked dancing Bouncing...Read the rest...

Flackmoth says he wouldn’t be caught dead in a suit and tie; but then ruefully reflects he likely will – unless he doesn’t die. Either way, with or without, he still will have to be laid out – and...Read the rest...

Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf and toothless chickens will still...Read the rest...

Someone asked my age I said, "I'm still quite young". They call me, "Baby". ...Read the rest...