Humor Poems | Examples of Humor Poetry

‘smarty-pants’ too big for his britches kept his audience in virtual stitches on...Read the rest...

There’s a robot At the super market It follows me I guess I look clumsy Its life consists of Annoying me By making a beeping noise Whenever I block its progress One day I told it That its fly was open Its response… CLEAN UP ON...Read the rest...

Body Soap I’m training the liquid body soap I use to make the least effort keeping me clean to distinguish who isn’t and who is clingy, in manner a cloth or a doily should be worn...Read the rest...

Washing Washing your hair with little stones cures back aches. ...Read the rest...

Chest Hair If you add chest hair to yogurt it’ll better it, stop the deterioration, for up to one year. ...Read the rest...

Hair Hopefully (fingers crossed) when I grow my brown hair the parting will be neighbourly. ...Read the rest...

Carpet I accede to licking the suburban carpet clean under my bed following the resignation of my vacuum. ...Read the rest...

Pillow Protectors For all my pillow protectors’ (the euro ones only) arrogance they are, in their core, humilitists. ...Read the rest...

Sheets My sheets are emotionally attached. Endlessly they think about the spontaneous or the free. ...Read the rest...

Throw Blanket My throw blanket has gone of to France by way of pogo stick. ...Read the rest...

Bedbugs If bedbugs want to they can suck out the air pressure in airtight chambers. ...Read the rest...

Single Bed I’m an admiral of my bed I sit on now! My rank of sitting and lying in the winter of 1995 in Australia is of the highest regard! I know many officers of the...Read the rest...

Christmas Song parodies Feliz Navidad Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Put me in handcuffs because I rob. I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call...Read the rest...

Becoming a millionaire would be incredibly easy. Invent a calorie-free candy bar That tastes like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Then go on Shark Tank So they can advertise it for you. You cannot cook or bake? Okay. Another idea. Invent a cuddly...Read the rest...

I am sometimes asked "what did you do today" I reply "I wrote a poem" they reply "that all" I smile and walk away saying "try it sometime"...Read the rest...