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CONTRA - Five for Smokes
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Lycia Harding
| Free verse |
confusion, funny, humor, nonsense,
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Wishes and Whiskey
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John lawless
| Free verse |
culture, humor,
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The Livingroom of Life
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Maurice Rigoler
| Grook |
humor,
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Please Turn Us Loose
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Caren Krutsinger
| Light Verse |
humor,
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I Cannot Weight To Hmm
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matthew harris
| Free verse |
humor, angst, appreciation, dad, endurance,
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Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Quite Contrary Mary
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Jim Slaughter
| Light Verse |
humor, nursery rhyme,
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Bats
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Maurice Rigoler
| Light Verse |
humor,
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Donald the First
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Franklin Price
| Ballad |
humor, political,
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Upstart Washington Socialite
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Maurice Rigoler
| Light Verse |
humor,
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HER MOMs AN ANGRY CLEANER
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Kim Rodrigues
| Prose |
humor, woman, work,
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Americans Can't Spell
by Nina Parmenter
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...
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Limerick |
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Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Barbershop Quartet
by Rhona McFerran
Old Mr. Nicholson
totters across the town square
to the barbershop where
Clive has cut his hair
for the last forty years or so
Not hardly needing
even a trim
but pretending
he...
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Free verse |
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Categories:
community, humanity, humor, humorous,
Holbert
by Jimmy Coker
Holbert
Brogans and overalls by Lee;
Making cotton baskets ‘neath a white oak tree.
A grandfather I never really knew
that smoked Prince Albert; it was tried...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
humor, america, beautiful, character, family,
Like Dog, Like Master
by Maurice Rigoler
Morphis’ dog has him quite upset,
so he takes him to the local vet.
“Doc, the dog’s behavior is...well...
to put it bluntly, grossly sexual:
He humps on...
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Light Verse |
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Categories:
dog, humor,
Not Surprising
by Maurice Rigoler
A lady of a well-known profession
to the police made this confession:
The guy was a brute without mercy
and well-known in this town.
The worse of it, apart...
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Light Verse |
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Categories:
dark, humor,
Heavenly Leaven
by Maurice Rigoler
Do you suppose I’ll ever get to heaven
said his wife. Well, dear, it all depends
if the Lord finds you fit to rise
but, frankly, given your...
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Limerick |
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humor,
Clapborne and Halloween
by Maurice Rigoler
Clapborne has always been a boy at heart
and Halloween has always been a part
of his growing up. So, this year he’s
trick-or-treating as England’s sleazy
lady...
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Light Verse |
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Categories:
humor,
Autocorrect Questions
by Eric Nelson Manley Shelman
The AutoCorrect Questions
What the ducking duck is going on?
What is up with this ducking duck?
What the he'll are you doing?
What the duck is this biach...
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feelings, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Rainy Play Day
by Rhona McFerran
Slosh Sploshes
in my Galoshes
reveling in the rain
Muddle Muck
I am a Duck
and cannot be contained
Flap Slap
something Madcap
waddling soaking wet
My mother says
I am the Muddiest
thing she has...
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Categories:
assonance, childhood, humor, humorous,
Hungry for a Chump
by brooke noble
Hungry for a chump to do as I say
a stupid little man to simply look the other way
A well endowed stallion who breaks me off...
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I do not know? |
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for her, hilarious, humor,
Something New
by JP Thomas
If I could write to right the wrongs of the past
How long should I write and how long should it last?
Should I write...
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Rhyme |
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Categories:
africa, art, funny, humor,
Catfucious 2
by Jean Bush
You yank me from my curtain climb
But I shall nap and bide my time.
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Senryu |
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Categories:
betrayal, cat, humor, pets,
Jan Wins Again
by Rico Leffanta
In The Isle Of Man Marathon race
Jan decided to pick up the pace
She farted ahead
Two laggards dropped dead
But the Coroner ruled it was Mace...
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Limerick |
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endurance, england, funny, humor,
Morphing of Mondays
by Carol Connell
Mournday….a sad one
Moonday…..when you’re over the moon about something or someone
Mundaneday……..a Monday that seems a little ho hum
Mineday………..there is a holiday today and you have...
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List |
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Categories:
day, fun, humor,
Something New
by Chris Green
Something New
Have you longed for something new
like ketchup on your crackers
To hang out till the break of dawn
with multiple kick backers
A peanut for a new...
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Rhyme |
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humor,
An Unlikely Romance
by Rhona McFerran
Unlikely
this romance between
Miss Cricket
and stodgy
Buddy Biddle, so stagnant
set in his ways, stuck
While Cricket
eighty-nine years young
dances rings
around him
full of impish energy
mischievous antics
He proposed
but Miss Cricket won't
marry...
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Free verse |
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Categories:
age, humor, humorous, people,
Sourpuss People
by Dennis Spilchuk
Sourpuss People
Sourpuss people are the opposite of sweet,
Who can turn a sunny day into mincemeat.
Their smiles are forced and reveal insincere,
With no sense of humor...
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Sonnet |
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Categories:
humor, anti bullying, bullying, education,
Jan's Halloween Dream
by Rico Leffanta
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan...
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Limerick |
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funny, giggle, humor, lust,
Fast flatulence
by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere
I was trying...
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Narrative |
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humor, dad, father son, funny,
OrganicGreen Memes
by Gerald Dillenbeck
Enthymeme:
A syllogism or other argument,
logical and ecological and theological,
in which a relational premise
or the rationally robust conclusion
is [0] unexpressed.
All truth is healthy
All beauty is truth
Therefore,...
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Political Verse |
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Categories:
beautiful, green, health, humor,