Nonsense Poems | Examples of Nonsense Poetry

Pondering how mockingly stupid the word 'cakery' is ~ I've just realised that 'bakery' is also a basic description. I'll trouble myself a while wondering if I've ever asked what either of them sell... I...Read More

Gnarled fingers shook off the snow Waking the frosted sparrows An old grandmother Elm sighed. A feral cat Creeps along a city street No pity kitty A cold rain Slows the slugs Fast escape A wet hawk shivers As squirrels hide in their tails Nature’s quandary The...Read More

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A cat and a dog, marinated delight, In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight, Their sizzles did soar, Mom kicked the pan, what a roar! Dinner was ruined that unfortunate night!...Read More

A man got sick, needed specialists' aid, All organs were treated, no hope did they fade, But alas, in the end, The man met his end, Happily ever after, his organs stayed....Read More

The king banished a cat, such a jest, To Madrid, in the west, on a quest. With Spanish cheese and feline grace, It grew plump in that very place, Then married a funny in haste....Read More

For God's sake, we all make mistakes We all commit inmumerable errors Nobody is perfect, everybody is under the sticks Like the old days in the school of horrors Where students are mistreated or beat with wires With sticks, belts,...Read More

Not quite awake, I drifted back to dreaming as sleep would not give up fulfilling magic; soon lifting me into a sense of twirling- among bright flowers dancing in a meadow. I quickly woke to see small snowflakes falling. ...Read More

Of lollipops that taste sour, I dream of Streetlights that flicker and fall, I Dream of descending down a familiar Path, I dream of glittering rubies; I dream of whispering words washing Over me, I dream of snowy cliffs With people...Read More

Careless stepping over the sole onto the tongue taking foothold tingling the leg crawl bravery perhaps unwise direction the venomous creep dreadful little faces with large vengeance fire-ants the masks their own next one’s privates the thought covered and bare we all have them both – denial no...Read More

Life triggers a tickle and soon, that tickle morphs into a full-blown laugh; Life's fickle. Fore-and-after, a funny happenstance or gaffe; laughter! Loud farts is how a sclaff starts. Life triggers a tickle; a funny happenstance or gaffe starts....Read More

Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze Everything was going well, until one sausage began to sneeze Sweat dripped down the...Read More

....Floccinaucinihilipilification is the act of describing something as unimportant, or as being worthless..... Floccinaucinihilipilification....how to pronounce? flow can awe...see in hill of files of caution, and.... speech can awe what's seen in piles of caution, so... just say lots...Read More

other people says wrong Whatever you do The society's answer is punishment because they look at it Before your eyes and ears is the only way Your path is always polled Do not sit under the burden of...Read More

Bridal function me tun mera bewi ko chupay lagway ga, Mein ye hargiz nahi honay dun ga me gairat mand hun. Note.Meray jetay je tun mera bride ko nahi chod sakta....Read More