Nonsense Poems - Examples of all types of nonsense poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read
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Carnival FrisbeeThis Frisbee here turned upside down
It never flew quite right
Landing on a post and spinning round
Like circus plates just out of flight
It's edges all inverted
Said a clown that caught the sight
What happens when you flip...
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Categories:
nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
NailsMy brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat Nails !
Everyone says I am a
"glutton for punishment"
I just...
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Categories:
nonsense, addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,
Form: Free verse
How to pick Dragon FruitSnatch it from the dragon's lair
while he's sleeping, shh, beware
(or you'll get caught in his stare)
eat some, share some, if you dare
(preserve rest in fridgidaire)
if he awakes -- say a prayer
--to avoid his roasty flare
barbecuing...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, childhood, fire, fruit,
Form: Monorhyme
Okay KKIt's because of ya ya ya you
I'm ashamed to be wa wa wa white
Don't be sus sus sus suprised If I don't fa fa fa forgive you or f f f fight
All I can sa...
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Categories:
nonsense, anger, betrayal, black love,
Form: Free verse
Id love to write a poemId love to write a poem that rewrites history
that unlocks consciousness
that speaks from an universal experience
that feels the rage of love
and the longing of lost
Id love to write a poem that...
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Categories:
angst, nonsense, poems, poetry,
Form: Free verse
OglethorpeThey say all men need a hero.
Mine lived primarily on gorp.
So, listen long and listen slow
To the sad tale of Oglethorpe.
He was bigger than a breadbox,
Or a sly pygmy jumbotron,
About as clever as a fox
Or...
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Categories:
hero, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Quatrain
When Your Words Fumble
Don’t you hate it when you try to explain
And the words just won’t cooperate
You stumble and fumble, your message lost
Leaving you frustrated and irate
You had it all planned out in your mind
Each thought perfectly aligned
But...
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Categories:
confusion, cry, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
A Giraffic Surprise
Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table
With long necks they were able
To eat and drink until giraffe-ified....
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Categories:
animal, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Time LordWisdom gained from pain
Lost tomorrow sentenced
Shadows think me insane
Tortured and blood soaked stains
Detached from earth yet dependent
Wisdom gained from pain
Memory lies in the rain
Star gazing got me contentment
Shadows think me insane
Free to play games
Facing...
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Categories:
crazy, emotions, french, nonsense,
Form: Villanelle
Blood MoonThere is a moon stuck inside the stoplight
A still unblinking gaze controlling blood tides
Circulatory system like New York City in the seventies
The thrashing of my tire fire heart led
To the tribute of an overzealous blood...
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Categories:
nonsense, allegory, anger, animal, change,
Form: Free verse
Vince and the PacuThe story's told of bygone days,
Of a man named Vince with his soul ablaze,
While the hearts of animals far and near
Were filled with abject dread and fear.
The best these beasts could do was run,
For Vince...
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Categories:
fish, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Couplet
LogicNo, dear reader, this is not an April Fool's prank piece. It's merely a bit of nonsense for this very silly day...
Alice asked Tweedledee,
"What is logic?"
Tweedle thought for a moment then said,
"Though I never before...
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Categories:
humor, nonsense,
Form: Light Verse
a geek's bonusAn unshaven programmer tech
Drooled java on a Starbucks deck
His net earnings grew
As fooled patrons threw
Dinero to pay for his check...
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Categories:
humor, irony, money, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried with all their might
then merriness won over day
and they tickled...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were gone quick and neatly,
Devoured completely"
Another witness
Says, "'twas one,...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, dog, funny, humor,
Form: Senryu
Specific Types of Nonsense Poems
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