Nonsense Poems | Examples of Nonsense Poetry

When the wind chimes high when the wind chimes low through the links in his kilt he'll go all the lassies say hello Donald where's your troosers? A slimy heel slippery eel tho' no feared he'd take the fall(s) he lost his breeks on the course where caddies dropped (all) his ball(s) With apologies to Andy Stewart (1933 – 1993) ...

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I have often wondered if they blundered or if there's any truth to the advertising within the words written on me a simple clothing label advising a promise a guarantee 100% Cotton but does it refer to the garment or myself the mere material it is printed on a paradox perhaps all of which goes to show it's a dilemma the answer to which this enquiring...

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'Nothing works faster' the advertisement read 'Nothing works better' the adman said I don't know about you but if that's true it's Nothing for me Nothing's a keeper not only that it's also cheaper ...

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If a conflicted carrot based on its looks could feel it's a parsnip it would be a turnip for the books and should confused chard on corn do a number lettuce hope the offspring isn't a baby cucumber some plants are quite confounded in my garden bed sadly the rhubarb is convinced it's celery badly sun-burned red ...

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The spirit of Dream Megala man Scratching that itch Not that of a lower level man Can wipe out a universe In the moment The moment of a twitch Too ra loo ra loo ral Too ra loo ra li The healthy of lean Le fat the tip of hooray Falling sideways What is the writing drug Why do poppies eat promise Trying to keep up Even...

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(A Reflection on Polarity and the Balance of Nature) I come not to be adored, But to sit with Truth beneath the weight of stars— That sacred silence where the cosmos speaks And whispers laws older than breath. In the temple of nature, polarity reigns— Day bows to night, fire yields to water, Sun seeks the moon in longing dance. Nothing stands alone...

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Crossing the London Bridge by trike, I observed a head upon a pike. So, I politely doffed my cap and returned home to take my nap....

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When the sun sets in the morning and rises late at night, and dogs hop on lily pads, and frogs viciously bite, that's when I'll stop loving you, and not one day before, unless, I find, regrettably, that you loudly snore....

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When a horrible commissioner was suddenly fired, team owners interviewed Big Mo. They told him, You're hired. Changes he made to the game were made right away. Protests which followed were completely ignored. And the first things removed were all the scoreboards. Big Mo outlawed all sales of meat. No burgers. No sushi. No hot dogs No barbecued beef. No sea food harvested from your favorite reef. Big Mo said The Game contained too much volatility, so...

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FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP GOING BAREFOOT FEELS FINE AT THE TIME YEAH AND SHOES DO TOO SOMETIMES I NEED SOMETHING LIGHT SOMETHING NOT QUITE SO TIGHT ONLY SANDALS WILL DO OF THE PACK I HAD MY PICK WISH I KNEW WHAT MAKES THEM TICK AND GET A HANDLE ON THESE MY BRAND NEW SANDALS THEY DIDN'T COST A LOT OF MONEY BUT WHEN I WALK MY FEET...

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Spoke to a bloke from Blighty whose wife wouldn't wear a nightie when she rolled over he told me her ankles were tangled then turned back her throat strangled all the more 'I can't retire' she sleepily said so instead she wore bloomers to bed ...

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I A portly man out on a stroll approached an egg and ate him whole. II When he saw what he had done, he ate another one. III This man, beyond reproaching, was thrown in jail for poaching....

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A portly man with manner, droll, approached an egg out on a stroll, kindly offering him a ride, and soon that egg was fried....

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In the next life if reincarnated as a mayfly I am designated it's good enough for me with nothing but fun for twenty-four hours (under the sun) until the race is run bonking here bonking there I'll be bonking everywhere non-stop until I drop ...

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Mallard, the coward Was all dressed and showered And Howard was his name So, you see! That, Howard, the coward When all dressed and showered Was still just a mallard To me!...

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