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Teachers Funny Poems

These Teachers Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Teachers. These are the best examples of Funny Teachers poems written by international poets.


Premium Member StreakiN
Swoosh !!
Hey Bruce ;
What's that ray of light ;
Yo, man out of sight;
Come here baby let me hold you tight;
I don't know what it...

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Categories: funny, absence, adventure, allusion, conflict,



Premium Member Gathering the Bones
Gathering the Bones

You must believe me, 
I am in power. 
I know what is right for you. 
Your vote put me here, 
you can not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, allah, america, child

Premium Member Faraway Town
Faraway Town

The problems of America, 
they can not reach me. 
I don't worry about a thing. 
I live happily and free, 
in the basement of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, appreciation, creation, destiny, god,

Premium Member Prayer
Prayer 

On Sunday, 
The saints gather…
Not the normal service, 
later, when others…
are home. 

They are quiet, 
and humble. 
They have come, 
to the house of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, christian, holocaust, how

Premium Member The Ugly Sweater
The Ugly Sweater

Grandma taught me to crochet. 
My aunt she taught me to knit. 
I can do neither well. 
It is the truth. 
At six,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, christian, grandmother, home, i



He Was The Music Man
He Was The Music Man


Mr Pankridge
was a totem pole,
red-haired, blue-mouthed militant,
Six-foot, tip-toeing, tangle-footed trip hazard.
“The Music Wizard”
or “Hanky Panky” if he’s grumpy.
He could spit Mussorgsky
across...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, high school, student,

Premium Member One Drop
One Drop
 
The rain is pouring outside. 
Flash flood warnings are everywhere. 
We try to fill bags of sand, 
and keep the water from winning....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abortion, adventure, allegory, angel,

Premium Member wuz up BROTHER OF THE 70'S-Huh
 you perm and prime you shun;
You polish up your own stone;
You talk trash and jive;
You shine of uncertainty;
While yet you continually promise me;
Heller Shelter...

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Categories: funny, analogy, appreciation, brother, cheer

Premium Member Why me
Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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Categories: funny, children, humorous,

Premium Member School Summer PD Introductions are Fun
The first few days of school the staff in our elementary building have introductory days
Before the cherubic, well-behaved, respectful darlings arrive.
This year we are doing...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher,

Premium Member Teachers are Bag Ladies
Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags
Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies.
Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst
But here at the...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member We are Wearing Pajamas Today
We are wearing pajamas today.
We are super heroes, butterflies, unicorns, and mice.
We have slippers with long rat tails.
Mine are gorillas with red light-up eyes.

One or...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Babysitting First Graders
This is a first grader’s day
I build a house! I build a house!
Another first grader chimes in.
It has a mouse! And maybe a louse!
Third first...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member I Picture the Grim Reaper Dragging Her Out
She is pompous, arrogant,
One sided. Espousing prophetic nonsense 
Self-assured for no reason whatsoever
I listen to her internal volcano
Trying to conquer me in one of her...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Where is Our Real Teacher
Where is our real teacher?
Yes.
Substitute teachers get asked this hourly.
Maybe even every eight minutes.

Sometimes I give a teacher a bathroom break.
Especially a pregnant teacher.
They need...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Day in the Life of the First Grader
This is how a first grader’s day goes. 
Six of them are at a table playing with Legos
Which is kind of the new less-messy playdough...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,

Premium Member Moms and Dads are Funny Things
Chicken noodle soup fixes everything, I used to hear, from my mother.
I had tried everything but chicken noodle soup this week on my cold.
Cold pills,...

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Categories: funny, dad, father, life, memory,

Premium Member The Day I Switched Classes
"Miss Stokes, what do you think Pip was thinking?"
Uh-oh. I possibly should not have pretended to be my twin today.
I am taking her classes, pretending...

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Categories: funny, 10th grade, 6th grade,

Premium Member Tugging and Pulling
A boy couldn't get his boots on
At the end of the preschool day
The teachers tugging and pulling,
Was hard, but she got them to stay

The boy...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, boy, funny, teacher,

Variations On A Theme
Variations On A Theme...
Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany Miney Moe - si,
nor the three stooges tee hee hee)

twill never end...

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Categories: funny, age, birthday, depression, fantasy,