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Teachers Funny Poems

These Teachers Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Teachers. These are the best examples of Funny Teachers poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Graduation Blessing
G=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing.               ...

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Categories: funny, blessing, dream, family, friend,



Premium Member OUTFLANKED
Boys sprawled on the floor
intent on setting up their army men
The floor cold and inviting
The stare of a teachers eye
The curve of her smile at...

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Categories: america, funny, school,

Premium Member If You Want an Honest Answer - Ask a Child

Back in the 1950s, my father took our fam’ly to view the many fine displays in a brand new art museum.
He claimed our neighbor’d raved...

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Categories: art, funny,

The Teaching Task
Lockdown over, I had to head to school
my pupils waiting to learn the golden rule
I got ready and put on that mask
following the health protocols...

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Categories: education, endurance, funny, teacher,

Premium Member StreakiN
Swoosh !!
Hey Bruce ;
What's that ray of light ;
Yo, man out of sight;
Come here baby let me hold you tight;
I don't know what it...

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Categories: funny, absence, adventure, allusion, conflict,



Premium Member Gathering the Bones
Gathering the Bones

You must believe me, 
I am in power. 
I know what is right for you. 
Your vote put me here, 
you can not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, allah, america, child

Premium Member Faraway Town
Faraway Town

The problems of America, 
they can not reach me. 
I don't worry about a thing. 
I live happily and free, 
in the basement of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, appreciation, creation, destiny, god,

Premium Member Prayer
Prayer 

On Sunday, 
The saints gather…
Not the normal service, 
later, when others…
are home. 

They are quiet, 
and humble. 
They have come, 
to the house of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, addiction, christian, holocaust, how

Premium Member The Ugly Sweater
The Ugly Sweater

Grandma taught me to crochet. 
My aunt she taught me to knit. 
I can do neither well. 
It is the truth. 
At six,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, christian, grandmother, home, i

He Was The Music Man
He Was The Music Man


Mr Pankridge
was a totem pole,
red-haired, blue-mouthed militant,
Six-foot, tip-toeing, tangle-footed trip hazard.
“The Music Wizard”
or “Hanky Panky” if he’s grumpy.
He could spit Mussorgsky
across...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, high school, student,

Premium Member One Drop
One Drop
 
The rain is pouring outside. 
Flash flood warnings are everywhere. 
We try to fill bags of sand, 
and keep the water from winning....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, abortion, adventure, allegory, angel,

Premium Member wuz up BROTHER OF THE 70'S-Huh
 you perm and prime you shun;
You polish up your own stone;
You talk trash and jive;
You shine of uncertainty;
While yet you continually promise me;
Heller Shelter...

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Categories: funny, analogy, appreciation, brother, cheer

Premium Member Why me
Why me? I have to clean my room,
why does it have to be so soon?
Why me? I never get to play,
or have my friends over...

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Categories: funny, children, humorous,

Premium Member School Summer PD Introductions are Fun
The first few days of school the staff in our elementary building have introductory days
Before the cherubic, well-behaved, respectful darlings arrive.
This year we are doing...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher,

Premium Member Teachers are Bag Ladies
Bags upon bags upon piles within piles of bags
Yes, teachers are the ultimate bag-ladies.
Rarely but occasionally a bag-man steps into our midst
But here at the...

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Categories: funny, school, teacher, teachers day,